Do you cut your own grass? - GoFuckYourself.com

mal · 01-02-2005, 10:47 PM

I dont own a house yet but when I do I cant see myself wasting 2-3 hours cutting the lawn and raking it up in the hot sun. how many of you pay to have your grass cut and how much does it cost?

ztik · 01-02-2005, 10:50 PM

My gf does it

r3ap3r · 01-02-2005, 10:50 PM

I let the lawn gnomes handle it.

eroswebmaster · 01-02-2005, 10:51 PM

I live in Vegas...I rake my own dirt.

Spunky · 01-02-2005, 10:51 PM

It gives me exercise

Magg · 01-02-2005, 10:53 PM

You dont have to rake up left over grass... Ive never had it cause a problem before..

KRL · 01-02-2005, 10:53 PM

It's fun if you buy one of these. We had 2 acres growing up and I used to cut our grass. Rolled it down hill though one year and almost got my foot cut off and decided it was more fun to kick back at the pool and watch the landscapers do it.

tical · 01-02-2005, 10:56 PM

nope

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PersianKitty · 01-02-2005, 10:58 PM

I've had a landscaper since I moved to my home in 1997.

laura99 · 01-02-2005, 11:12 PM

I cut my own grass but I have a small yard, I can be done in a half hour. I have a mulching mower so you don't have to rake, chops it up into small pieces.

Illicit · 01-02-2005, 11:13 PM

I do it myself... it good to get outside once in a while and breathe the fresh air...

SomeCreep · 01-02-2005, 11:17 PM

I dont have time for that. My gardener does a good job.

Thechad · 01-02-2005, 11:18 PM

I just ignore it. It will go away! That does remind me I can't find my BBQ anymore

That is one reason I do like it here in Northeast Texas I have cut the grass once in 6 months. It's a little long but not what you think, and yes the neighbors hate me. I think I do it just to piss the rednecks off

Sosa · 01-02-2005, 11:19 PM

I actually enjoy mowing. Did it for 5 years while I was in junior high / high school to make some extra money. I will do it when I have my own house here in a little while.

kmanrox · 01-02-2005, 11:54 PM

I don't have grass. I live in a skyscraper

B-Eazy · 01-03-2005, 12:00 AM

Cutting grass can be fun. Make it look sweet and be proud of yourself.

darksoft · 01-03-2005, 12:05 AM

I use a push mulching mower and it takes 2-3 hours to do it.

junction · 01-03-2005, 12:49 AM

Just get a goat.

Hot Visions · 01-03-2005, 12:50 AM

i dont, i live in apartment.

emthree · 01-03-2005, 01:06 AM

Yep, gotta have it looking clean.

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Wilber · 01-03-2005, 01:51 AM

Big Red.

SykkBoy · 01-03-2005, 02:53 AM

I mow my own (when I feel like it)
I'm not some lazy shlub who needs someone else to do it for me...

Stamen · 01-03-2005, 04:10 AM

I have desert landscaping, but I lived in southern Illinois for about a year and I used to have to cut that grass, what a pain in the ass that was, my backyard was gigantic and hilly, not to mention that there were bumblebees that lived out there who got pissed off when you mowed near them.

flashfire · 01-03-2005, 04:13 AM

I hire some punk kids to do it...they also mow the dog poo (I get 2 birds stoned)

sean416 · 01-03-2005, 04:15 AM

I cut my own grass at my parents house when I lived there.. but thats the beauty of living in a condo.. no grass to cut!!

erehwon · 01-03-2005, 07:09 AM

I have mexicans do it.

xclusive · 01-03-2005, 07:14 AM

I will be having somebody come do the work when I move to kentucky just way too much work

Herb Kornfield · 01-03-2005, 07:23 AM

Of course...

I got all the power yard gear ( mower, weed trimmers and hedge clippers), manual rakes, hoes, shovels and a mountain of other tools for gardening, planting and tending to my 3 yards. ( front, back and side of the house)

I was just pondering what seed to use this year to really make the lawn take off more than it has in the past ( shady 25% of the day and also, there is alot of traffic in certain areas)

Last year I got a Honda Mini Tiller that can rip the ground to 18 inches down for turning over the soil. Honda Tillers are a fucking blast to use....

Fire one up and enjoy the mowing

LeeNoga · 01-03-2005, 07:24 AM

Nope, to lazy, I hire it out.

slapass · 01-03-2005, 07:40 AM

I used to do it but I just hired it done or they will once the snow is gone. $20 a shot and it took me 20-30 minutes so about the time they unload the stuff they are reloading the stuff.

quiet · 01-03-2005, 07:41 AM

i'm not much for manual labor. everything i own is ultra-low maintenance

DEA - banned for life · 01-03-2005, 07:42 AM

grown,cut and smoked all by myself

demented · 01-03-2005, 07:46 AM

I live in a condo. No grass.. Although we do have a bunch of mexicans come around once a week that takes care of the landscaping outside our building.

Manowar · 01-03-2005, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilber

Big Red.

that film rocked

psili · 01-03-2005, 08:31 AM

Yup. I cut my own grass and pooper scoop my own dogs shit off it. Like that Seinfeld skit, I figure if there's aliens looking down at me and are thinking abduction, they'll take my dog instead of me.

Vitasoy · 01-03-2005, 08:36 AM

Yep but I usually wait till it's pretty damn long.

dennisthemenace · 01-03-2005, 08:41 AM

I cut ours.. no raking though, mulching mower.

Got just over an acre on a hill and do it with a pushmower - if it wasn't for cutting the grass I wouldn't get any exercise of fresh air at all.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-03-2005, 09:02 AM

no but that could be something to do with the fact that I don't have a yard

Johny Traffic · 01-03-2005, 09:04 AM

get a goat its much easier

VeriSexy · 01-03-2005, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mal

I dont own a house yet but when I do I cant see myself wasting 2-3 hours cutting the lawn and raking it up in the hot sun. how many of you pay to have your grass cut and how much does it cost?

Get a mower with a bag, very easy job.

CS-Jay · 01-03-2005, 10:51 AM

Not only do I mow my yard, but I mow my Mother's too. I'm kinda like a handyman and shit. I take great pride in my yard. But in the summer time here in South Florida, that shit gets old fast. Mowing just about every weekend. But hey, it gets rid of the hang-overs pretty fast.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 01-03-2005, 11:00 AM

Hell no! However, I do smoke my own grass.

BIGTYMER · 01-03-2005, 11:03 AM

I dont even have grass... Just some decorative rocks.

TheMob · 01-03-2005, 01:56 PM

no, i don't have any

crockett · 01-03-2005, 02:01 PM

The first business I ever started was a lawn service at 15.. Ran it for 10 years and I'm never going to mow another yard..

Hire a lawn guy it's much eaiser..If you need exercise go for a walk..

01-02-2005, 10:47 PM	#1
mal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,899	Do you cut your own grass? I dont own a house yet but when I do I cant see myself wasting 2-3 hours cutting the lawn and raking it up in the hot sun. how many of you pay to have your grass cut and how much does it cost?

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ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	My gf does it

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Magg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ: 132497047 Posts: 4,467	You dont have to rake up left over grass... Ive never had it cause a problem before..

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laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	I cut my own grass but I have a small yard, I can be done in a half hour. I have a mulching mower so you don't have to rake, chops it up into small pieces. __________________

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Thechad Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Des Moines Posts: 579	I just ignore it. It will go away! That does remind me I can't find my BBQ anymore That is one reason I do like it here in Northeast Texas I have cut the grass once in 6 months. It's a little long but not what you think, and yes the neighbors hate me. I think I do it just to piss the rednecks off __________________ I don't deserve a signature

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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	I actually enjoy mowing. Did it for 5 years while I was in junior high / high school to make some extra money. I will do it when I have my own house here in a little while.

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darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	I use a push mulching mower and it takes 2-3 hours to do it.

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junction Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,411	Just get a goat.

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Stamen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Vegas Posts: 698	I have desert landscaping, but I lived in southern Illinois for about a year and I used to have to cut that grass, what a pain in the ass that was, my backyard was gigantic and hilly, not to mention that there were bumblebees that lived out there who got pissed off when you mowed near them. __________________ Show me the pistil porn!

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	I hire some punk kids to do it...they also mow the dog poo (I get 2 birds stoned)

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Of course... I got all the power yard gear ( mower, weed trimmers and hedge clippers), manual rakes, hoes, shovels and a mountain of other tools for gardening, planting and tending to my 3 yards. ( front, back and side of the house) I was just pondering what seed to use this year to really make the lawn take off more than it has in the past ( shady 25% of the day and also, there is alot of traffic in certain areas) Last year I got a Honda Mini Tiller that can rip the ground to 18 inches down for turning over the soil. Honda Tillers are a fucking blast to use.... Fire one up and enjoy the mowing

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LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	Nope, to lazy, I hire it out.

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DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	grown,cut and smoked all by myself

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demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	I live in a condo. No grass.. Although we do have a bunch of mexicans come around once a week that takes care of the landscaping outside our building.

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psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Yup. I cut my own grass and pooper scoop my own dogs shit off it. Like that Seinfeld skit, I figure if there's aliens looking down at me and are thinking abduction, they'll take my dog instead of me. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

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