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galleryseek · 12-31-2004, 07:13 AM

and the action manifested itself in reality. i woke up to find that i pissed all over myself, how nice is that? now if this was a habitual thing i wouldn't be on gfy admitting it (talk about embarrassing), but i've never had a problem with wetting the g'damn bed - deep sleep is a bitch!

chase · 12-31-2004, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by galleryseek

and the action manifested itself in reality. i woke up to find that i pissed all over myself, how nice is that? now if this was a habitual thing i wouldn't be on gfy admitting it (talk about embarrassing), but i've never had a problem with wetting the g'damn bed - deep sleep is a bitch!

Ever have those dreams where you are trying to find a toilet, but there is something wrong with every one you find? Well, once I found a way to pee in one and I woke up just as I was relaxing enough to go in reality, lol. I probably never ran to the bathroom as fast, lol.

Theo · 12-31-2004, 07:16 AM

aren't you the guy that took a shit on his sleep last week? :-)

Fatalspeed · 12-31-2004, 07:16 AM

I also had that dream... WHEN I WAS 10!

Manowar · 12-31-2004, 07:17 AM

owned ??

galleryseek · 12-31-2004, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

aren't you the guy that took a shit on his sleep last week? :-)

fortunately NOT

galleryseek · 12-31-2004, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

owned ??

more or less, yes.

Funbrunette · 12-31-2004, 07:19 AM

Don't like the new format of the board!

nico-t · 12-31-2004, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Fatalspeed

I also had that dream... WHEN I WAS 10!

hahaha....

StuartD · 12-31-2004, 07:24 AM

I had a similar dream.. although, I was much younger at the time.

I was in a corn field for some reason and had to take a piss, but when I started to go, it just started spraying everywhere as if it was blocked... like it was hitting something, so I drop my drawers lower but it's no good... so I drop them around my ankles and still it sprays everywhere and I remember thinking in my dream "what in the world is going on?" and just then it dawns on me.... and I wake up and sure enough... I had pissed in my pj's.

It was kinda trippy... my mind was mixing reality and dream world quite a bit.

Vitasoy · 12-31-2004, 07:27 AM

haha damn, when your semi asleep and awake that's the danger zone.

Dagwolf · 12-31-2004, 07:28 AM

I haven't done that, but I do some odd things in my sleep...

A couple of months ago I woke up standing at the refrigerator with a spoon in my hand and a mouthful of margarine! Blech!!

NoCarrier · 12-31-2004, 07:28 AM

I'm sure that every girl on this board will want to share a bed with you now.

TheFrog · 12-31-2004, 07:32 AM

that hasnt happened to me before

Spunky · 12-31-2004, 07:38 AM

Time for depends

chase · 12-31-2004, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I haven't done that, but I do some odd things in my sleep...

A couple of months ago I woke up standing at the refrigerator with a spoon in my hand and a mouthful of margarine! Blech!!

LMAO...my 3yo will sneak the tub of margarine out of the fridge and stick her finger in and get a bunch.

Ar3s · 12-31-2004, 07:41 AM

lol hehe

demented · 12-31-2004, 09:56 AM

Everytime I wet the bed when I was little, it was always during or right after I dreamed about taking a leak. Lasttime it happend, was when I was shit faced drunk a few years ago. I pissed all over my wife. She wasn't too happy

sickkittens · 12-31-2004, 09:59 AM

It will probably keep happening now. Sorry.

Lykos · 12-31-2004, 10:00 AM

wow

i used to do that when i was 3-4 yrs old

Shoehorn! · 12-31-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

aren't you the guy that took a shit on his sleep last week? :-)

candyflip · 12-31-2004, 10:03 AM

I had that happen to me just after I turned 21.

Hadn't been drinking either.

Nylz · 12-31-2004, 10:17 AM

same happens to me a lot! Only I wake up before I actually wanna pee, and think 'shit, I still need to pee', and that happens like 3-4 times, before I actually decide to go to the toilet :P

gleem · 12-31-2004, 10:28 AM

Can't believe how many webmasters are admitting they are bedwetters in one thread

Babagirls · 12-31-2004, 10:30 AM

time to go shoppin for some plastic sheets ;)

BlackCrayon · 12-31-2004, 10:45 AM

when i drink too much water before bed i'll often dream of taking a piss in strange bathrooms but i've never actually pissed the bed due to it.

psyko514 · 12-31-2004, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gleem

Can't believe how many webmasters are admitting they are bedwetters in one thread

i was thinking the same thing!

Screaming · 12-31-2004, 12:53 PM

damn dude that sucks, hope it doesnt happen again

r3ap3r · 12-31-2004, 12:56 PM

This is a hilarious thread. A bunch of people taking about bed wetting. Only on GFY.

candyflip · 12-31-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by psyko514

i was thinking the same thing!

Shit happens so does pee.

Warden · 12-31-2004, 01:01 PM

How old are you? Not meant to be offensive, but I haven't done that since I was a kid. Although one time it ALMOST happened when I was really drunk. I started dreaming about taking a piss (because I really had to go) and next thing I know I shoot out of bed realizing that I really did need to take a piss.

Alexander D Great · 12-31-2004, 01:02 PM

yes me too, i sometimes dream of taking a piss but when i'm on the virge of actually pissing, thats when i wake up! :D

But i'd rather wake up than piss myself and have to change sheets before you go to sleep again, and also put that cover away until its cleaned

PenisFace · 12-31-2004, 01:06 PM

I haven't wet the bed since I was three or four years old. My big problem is whenever I'm about to get laid in a dream, I ALWAYS prematurely ejaculate. It really pisses me off cause some of the women are pretty damned hot. Usually, I'll last about 5 seconds before I need new sheets

MandyBlake · 12-31-2004, 01:06 PM

i dreamed that my dog pissed all over the house....but he didn't piss in the bed and neither did i

BV · 12-31-2004, 01:10 PM

I remember once a long time ago I was dreaming about eating pussy and I woke up licking the pillow!

12-31-2004, 07:13 AM	#1
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	WTF!!!! So I was taking a piss in my dream... and the action manifested itself in reality. i woke up to find that i pissed all over myself, how nice is that? now if this was a habitual thing i wouldn't be on gfy admitting it (talk about embarrassing), but i've never had a problem with wetting the g'damn bed - deep sleep is a bitch!

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12-31-2004, 07:24 AM	#10
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12-31-2004, 07:16 AM	#3
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12-31-2004, 09:56 AM	#18
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	Everytime I wet the bed when I was little, it was always during or right after I dreamed about taking a leak. Lasttime it happend, was when I was shit faced drunk a few years ago. I pissed all over my wife. She wasn't too happy

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12-31-2004, 10:17 AM	#23
Nylz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 8,285	same happens to me a lot! Only I wake up before I actually wanna pee, and think 'shit, I still need to pee', and that happens like 3-4 times, before I actually decide to go to the toilet :P __________________ No sig.

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12-31-2004, 01:01 PM	#31
Warden Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Valencia, CA Posts: 2,906	How old are you? Not meant to be offensive, but I haven't done that since I was a kid. Although one time it ALMOST happened when I was really drunk. I started dreaming about taking a piss (because I really had to go) and next thing I know I shoot out of bed realizing that I really did need to take a piss. __________________ AIM: ZeeRiddler ICQ: 128160005 Warden's MS

12-31-2004, 01:02 PM	#32
Alexander D Great Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 330	yes me too, i sometimes dream of taking a piss but when i'm on the virge of actually pissing, thats when i wake up! :D But i'd rather wake up than piss myself and have to change sheets before you go to sleep again, and also put that cover away until its cleaned __________________ [email protected]

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PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	I haven't wet the bed since I was three or four years old. My big problem is whenever I'm about to get laid in a dream, I ALWAYS prematurely ejaculate. It really pisses me off cause some of the women are pretty damned hot. Usually, I'll last about 5 seconds before I need new sheets __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000

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