WTF!!!! So I was taking a piss in my dream...
 

and the action manifested itself in reality. i woke up to find that i pissed all over myself, how nice is that? now if this was a habitual thing i wouldn't be on gfy admitting it (talk about embarrassing), but i've never had a problem with wetting the g'damn bed - deep sleep is a bitch!

Ever have those dreams where you are trying to find a toilet, but there is something wrong with every one you find? Well, once I found a way to pee in one and I woke up just as I was relaxing enough to go in reality, lol. I probably never ran to the bathroom as fast, lol.

aren't you the guy that took a shit on his sleep last week? :-)

I also had that dream... WHEN I WAS 10! :1orglaugh

owned ??

fortunately NOT

more or less, yes.

Don't like the new format of the board! :(

hahaha....

I had a similar dream.. although, I was much younger at the time.

I was in a corn field for some reason and had to take a piss, but when I started to go, it just started spraying everywhere as if it was blocked... like it was hitting something, so I drop my drawers lower but it's no good... so I drop them around my ankles and still it sprays everywhere and I remember thinking in my dream "what in the world is going on?" and just then it dawns on me.... and I wake up and sure enough... I had pissed in my pj's.

It was kinda trippy... my mind was mixing reality and dream world quite a bit.

haha damn, when your semi asleep and awake that's the danger zone.

I haven't done that, but I do some odd things in my sleep...

A couple of months ago I woke up standing at the refrigerator with a spoon in my hand and a mouthful of margarine! Blech!!

I'm sure that every girl on this board will want to share a bed with you now. :winkwink:

that hasnt happened to me before

Time for depends :(

LMAO...my 3yo will sneak the tub of margarine out of the fridge and stick her finger in and get a bunch. :helpme

lol hehe

Everytime I wet the bed when I was little, it was always during or right after I dreamed about taking a leak. Lasttime it happend, was when I was shit faced drunk a few years ago. I pissed all over my wife. She wasn't too happy :error

It will probably keep happening now. Sorry.

wow:)
i used to do that when i was 3-4 yrs old:)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I had that happen to me just after I turned 21.

Hadn't been drinking either. :(

same happens to me a lot! Only I wake up before I actually wanna pee, and think 'shit, I still need to pee', and that happens like 3-4 times, before I actually decide to go to the toilet :P

Can't believe how many webmasters are admitting they are bedwetters in one thread

time to go shoppin for some plastic sheets ;)

when i drink too much water before bed i'll often dream of taking a piss in strange bathrooms but i've never actually pissed the bed due to it.

i was thinking the same thing!

damn dude that sucks, hope it doesnt happen again

This is a hilarious thread. A bunch of people taking about bed wetting. Only on GFY. :1orglaugh

Shit happens so does pee. :1orglaugh

How old are you? Not meant to be offensive, but I haven't done that since I was a kid. Although one time it ALMOST happened when I was really drunk. I started dreaming about taking a piss (because I really had to go) and next thing I know I shoot out of bed realizing that I really did need to take a piss.

yes me too, i sometimes dream of taking a piss but when i'm on the virge of actually pissing, thats when i wake up! :D

But i'd rather wake up than piss myself and have to change sheets before you go to sleep again, and also put that cover away until its cleaned :)

I haven't wet the bed since I was three or four years old. My big problem is whenever I'm about to get laid in a dream, I ALWAYS prematurely ejaculate. It really pisses me off cause some of the women are pretty damned hot. Usually, I'll last about 5 seconds before I need new sheets :(

i dreamed that my dog pissed all over the house....but he didn't piss in the bed and neither did i :)

I remember once a long time ago I was dreaming about eating pussy and I woke up licking the pillow!