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Amputate Your Head 10-22-2001 02:26 PM

KimmyKim is secretly BatGirl. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

gleem 10-22-2001 02:35 PM

Hooper,
Although alot of what you said maybe true, you fucked up in a couple spots.

#1 I have my own merchant account, and I do run several paysites, I lose less than 5% on processing.

#2
Yes the first few months maybe a loss, but I DO have an assload of cash lying around, in my safe at home, in my bank accountS, in several offshore accounts, and I have alot of people that want to give me another assload of money to get something new started.

#3
You have no idea how much extra moneey sponsor programs make for upselling their members services like phonesex, videos, DVD, toys, other member programs, selling email lists etc... When was the last time you peeped inside a TrafficCash Gold site? almost the whole membership section is an upsell to something else. Of course this effect rebill percent, and that is why these mega sites average member retentions at 1.85 months. The sooner they get em signed up on another site or program, the sooner they get to keep more money by not for example having to pay rebills.

These guys have done the math, they make more money upselling their members to other services than trying to keep them for more than 2 months.

So Hooper, and all you other Math proffesors, you can do the math on the numbers that are obvious (member rebills and initial sales) but you haven't got a clue what are all the correct variables are to do the math on.

Yes you lose money at first, but you make a fuckload of cash later. Same with any of the handful of successful partner programs out there. Most of these guys lost 100's of thousands of dollars trying to get their programs working, but when they got a winner, they laughed at all the "naysayers" like you. I know of several people who have invested and lost over $100,000 only to have made 10x that back a year later with a revamped program.

I have 3 DVD players by the way, but one of them broke. Need to replace it and circuit city is out. Don't like it?

Go fuck yourself, let me show you how!yourself:


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Diamond Jim 10-22-2001 02:41 PM

Yeah, Hooper! You dumbass....put up a member area so you know what you're talking about!


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Kimmykim 10-22-2001 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
KimmyKim is secretly BatGirl. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
No damn secret now is it.

And while I'm no math professor, I do have a calculator and access to quite a bit of real information to plug in...

Kimmykim 10-22-2001 02:46 PM

Oh and you DJ, and you Hooper, and even you Wizzo --

obviously you're all too busy laughing your ass off at this to reply ;0

boneprone 10-22-2001 02:47 PM

Its called shaving.
He will only pay on the 3rd pop-up window.

Diamond Jim 10-22-2001 02:48 PM

Yeah, Kimmy....BUT, do you know several people that lost 6 figures and then came back to make over a million a year? Bet ya don't!

Actually, I think KK is more like Wonder Woman without giant boobs...

onlyreal 10-22-2001 02:50 PM

EHHE try thugcash

every order
Gary goes to home and make oral sex
you get 40$ for first cum and get%50 recurring for ever cum http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif)

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
It could work, im opening a new program that will pay webmaster 400$ a signup. I'll be charging surfer 600$ a month.

Who wants to sign up first???


quiet 10-22-2001 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
Its called shaving.
He will only pay on the 3rd pop-up window.

finally someone said it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Theo 10-22-2001 02:51 PM

"These guys have done the math, they make more money upselling their members to other services than trying to keep them for more than 2 months."

All porncash paysites are based on this rule.

Hooper 10-22-2001 02:56 PM

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Actually, I think KK is more like Wonder Woman without giant boobs...
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hahahahaha..
coffee -> mouth ->nose -> keyboard

ElvisManson 10-22-2001 03:00 PM

Ponser?...i suppose you do all your work on a 'puter too?

LMFAO...


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Hooper 10-22-2001 03:01 PM

Hey guys... i have this idea i thought i'd run by you.

Thinking about starting up a pay site where we charge access fees to members. Then maybe we could make money by getting other people to send us traffic?

What do you think? Is it a winner?

Diamond Jim 10-22-2001 03:05 PM

Not bad, Hoop....not bad. But I'll go you one better! I've heard of this revolutionary new concept of having U P S E L L S in the member areas. It's a radical innovation I know, but if you plug that into some projections of what you can pay for traffic, you may come up with an entirely new gig.

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Kimmykim 10-22-2001 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
"These guys have done the math, they make more money upselling their members to other services than trying to keep them for more than 2 months."

All porncash paysites are based on this rule.

And you run what program???

Enough about my boobs there Jim... or lackthereof I guess we could call it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Diamond Jim 10-22-2001 03:10 PM

He doesn't need to run a program...he has mass dough laying around in a safe. Send my payout in an insured box, please. You know how those UPS guys get around boxes of cash....

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Hooper 10-22-2001 03:10 PM

Talk to me about upsells jim... i like the sound of that ;-)

In all actuality i've noticed some gigantic drops in payouts from certain live feeds w/ upsells in the past few months.

Any thoughts?

gleem 10-22-2001 03:16 PM

hooper doesn't get it. that's obvious.

yes I made a spelling mistake, cum on my tits and call me a hooper.

Anyways, I was joking about the piles of cash, but I guess I do have piles, just depends on your definition of a pile.

As far as shaving, there wouldn't be a need to shave. I would be making an assload of cash off my upsells like PornCash.

And if I do start this program, hooper is not allowed to join!

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Diamond Jim 10-22-2001 03:16 PM

Drops in payouts, Hoop? The obvious solution is to start a feed company, pay $40 to any webmaster that sends a live feed customer, and then give them 50% of whatever the customer spends from there. Trust me on this....it's the latest stategy. You'll have people beating down your door....

Diamond Jim 10-22-2001 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gleem:
but I guess I do have piles, just depends on your definition of a pile.

I know what my definition is...



gleem 10-22-2001 03:20 PM

which is?

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Kimmykim 10-22-2001 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gleem:
hooper doesn't get it. that's obvious.


Oddly enough, this time, he does.

Hooper 10-22-2001 03:22 PM

Quote:

but I guess I do have piles
Penny jars do not count.

kmanrox 10-22-2001 03:24 PM

can i have whatever it is you are smoking?

i will send mailing address ASAP, thx in advance gleem



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gleem 10-22-2001 03:32 PM

ok,

#1 I am smoking giant sticky redish green nugs. It's $150 a quarter, stop by, I'll fire it up.

#2 Kimmykim, Hooper does not get it. Anyone who runs a successful paysite knows I am right.

#3 Diamond Jim, I like that idea of upselling sharing, anyone doing it yet?

#4 Hooper - your just mad cause you know I am right. I have a penny jar all lubed up, it will be used for your payout on your first check when you come begging me to signup for my awesome program. And you'll thank me for it.

Why are you guys arguing with me? If someone told me they were thinking about paying out $100 on free trials plus 100% recurring and $1000 sign on bonus, I would be lining my friends up to tell him it was a great idea and we would be the first ones to signup.

Geez you guys don't get it, and you really won't get it.

#5 Kimmykim - With all this talk about your boobs, I feel left out, can I see them?
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Toolz 10-22-2001 03:40 PM

Ah this is some funny shit,

So where's this money gonna come from in Month 2 when you can't pay the webmasters? This whole biz is based on a recurring business model, if you pay out $40 per signup, recur half the folks then you still need to keep them for 2 months just to pay for all the inial outlay, this is assuming you don't pay 50% on recurring. Then you pay 50% on recurring so you need to keep the customer 4 months. You run any paysites lately??? Know what recurring #'s are looking like?

gleem 10-22-2001 03:44 PM

Upsells, and from money already in the bank, most "big" sponser programs take 6 months to a year to become profitable.

Yes I run paysites, have you ever ran something that you had to invest some cash in before you started and then wait a bit before turning a profit?


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Toolz 10-22-2001 03:45 PM

Gleem:

ARS: http://www.adultrevenueservice.com


gleem 10-22-2001 03:48 PM

What about ARS? They took years to get to where they are today!

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Kimmykim 10-22-2001 03:48 PM

I only let people who grasp mathematical reality see my boobs, sorry.

And as for lining up my friends for any such wonderful program as you are talking smack about?

Well they wouldn't stay my friends if I did that to them.

gleem 10-22-2001 03:55 PM

UGH!!

Why can't you see the math, I can payout 150% of the membership fees, and still make a million FROM THE DAMN UPSELLS IN THE MEMBER SECTION! Upsells to other sites, videos, dvd, phone sex, moms brownies, etc...

Plus I can sell email lists, don't you ever wonder where all the spam you get about webmaster programs comes from? Guys pay $1 to $5 per webmaster email address! I can sell all my webmasters content, hosting space, video feeds.

COME ON HOW NAIVE ARE YOU GUYS??

None of you have ever had an AVS site or Free site where you upsold a surfer something? Was that a hard thing to do??? If you think it's hard to upsell current members you're all in the wrong business. WAKE UP!

PS Kimmykim:
your friends wouldn't be your friends anymor eif you got them signed up for $100 on free trials plus 100% recurring and $1000 sign on bonus? My friends and I think most other people would be peeing their pants in joy making that much money!

PPS: Can I see your boob anyways?

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Gary 10-22-2001 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gleem:

PPS: Can I see your boob anyways?

[This message has been edited by gleem (edited 10-22-2001).]

She has 2 boobs actually.

Kimmykim 10-22-2001 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
She has 2 boobs actually.
Now he's gonna know I let you peek too.

gleem 10-22-2001 04:02 PM

I only wanted to see one of them anyways. Didn't want to ask for too much!

mr. mpg 10-22-2001 04:02 PM

Can I see your boobs to?

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Toolz 10-22-2001 04:09 PM

It didn't take us years to make money, we thought up an intelligent business model and executed. It's quite clear you've not run the numbers on the recurring model. Open up a program and we'll send you traffic, if you pay us weekly, because I'm sure after month 2 you'll be cash strapped and tapped out.

If you think there's "millions" to be made in the members areas I think you need to start listening to some people who run sites, all whom have posted in there advice for you.

rollin 10-22-2001 04:09 PM

gleem,
i wouldn't base a business strategy on "i could make a million dollars on upsells".
It's not a solid investment, there for, it is a 50 / 50 wether you are going to pull through the heat or not.
Make more stable movies, your project will live longer.

My 23 cents http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Kimmykim 10-22-2001 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mr. mpg:
Can I see your boobs to?


Not you, too.

Gary 10-22-2001 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
Not you, too.
Everybody wants a piece of the action

Wizzo 10-22-2001 04:15 PM

I don't know about any other paysite owners, but the frontside pays much more than the backside in my experience...

Then again maybe I'm doing it wrong like the rest of you, we only pay out 71% rather than 150%...


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