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Juicy D. Links · 12-29-2004, 10:36 PM

Perfect First Date

Concorde to Paris, stroll in the Louvre, followed by dinner atop the Eiffel Tower. They did say "perfect", didn't they?!? (And yes, I do know that the Concorde is no longer operational- this is supposed to be a fantasy!)

Juicy D. Links · 12-29-2004, 10:37 PM

chick prob will want to see your bank records before getting a date

pornguy · 12-29-2004, 10:39 PM

I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

Juicy D. Links · 12-29-2004, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

she has nice eyebrows

uno · 12-29-2004, 10:41 PM

She has that psycho look to her.

Pornwolf · 12-29-2004, 10:42 PM

That guido chick better be happy with the Alfredo she gets from Le' 24 Hour Diner after Le' Club before I take her to Chez Pornwolf and fuck her silly.

- Jesus Christ - · 12-29-2004, 10:44 PM

I'm suing the bitch for blinding me with her bleached out caps.

escorpio · 12-29-2004, 10:47 PM

Sent my Bitch Alarm straight into the red zone.

Rictor · 12-29-2004, 10:48 PM

Chicks on dating sites are always damaged goods but at least they put out.

Kevsh · 12-29-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

at least if she get's some poutine stuck in her teeth, you'll know it

wyldblyss · 12-29-2004, 10:51 PM

Someone should ask her what she expects from a "real" first date instead of her fantasy.

Sosa · 12-29-2004, 10:52 PM

what a bitch

Screaming · 12-29-2004, 10:52 PM

i dont know dude i dont think she is that great, i mean she is pretty but if were talking fantasy here lets kick it up a knotch

UniversalPass Pete · 12-29-2004, 10:53 PM

Looks like she flosses

2HousePlague · 12-29-2004, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

chick prob will want to see your bank records before getting a date

No joke, this shit happens.

Long before I worked for AFF, I sought super-short-term companionship on dating sites across the board. I had this one chick who asked for my SS number and last 3 previous residential addressess, before she would even consent to a date.

I sent her some blurry Polariods of my cock, instead. Boo-yah!

j-

BradM · 12-29-2004, 11:06 PM

That's a man, baby.

wdsguy · 12-29-2004, 11:07 PM

she has really white teeth

venus · 12-29-2004, 11:26 PM

what kind of horse do you have pornguy ?

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

WebTitan · 12-29-2004, 11:29 PM

not sure if you can pass the background check juicy...LOL

VeriSexy · 12-29-2004, 11:30 PM

She is cute

jonesy · 12-29-2004, 11:40 PM

high mainterence by her own accord but in the real world she aint even in the ballpark looks wise to be high maintenence

Vitasoy · 12-30-2004, 12:04 AM

Her teeth is wayyy too white :D over did it :P

emthree · 12-30-2004, 12:06 AM

She must have alot of shit done on her body, that smile is too fake

Shoehorn! · 12-30-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Rictor

Chicks on dating sites are always damaged goods but at least they put out.

Very true.

FelixFlow · 12-30-2004, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

No joke, this shit happens.

Long before I worked for AFF, I sought super-short-term companionship on dating sites across the board. I had this one chick who asked for my SS number and last 3 previous residential addressess, before she would even consent to a date.

I sent her some blurry Polariods of my cock, instead. Boo-yah!

j-

haha, that'll teach her !

TheMob · 12-30-2004, 12:16 AM

ah, she's a first class hook

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2004, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by WebTitan

not sure if you can pass the background check juicy...LOL

hehe all the chikc needs is a juicy cock in her mouth

kmanrox · 12-30-2004, 08:47 AM

that's a tranny

xclusive · 12-30-2004, 08:47 AM

She has a big mouth perfect for your Juicy Masssssive cock...

psili · 12-30-2004, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

She has a big mouth perfect for your Juicy Masssssive cock...

Her mouth belongs on a fishing hook.

Manowar · 12-30-2004, 08:52 AM

take her to burger king and show her the casino. that'll do.

FrankHolland · 12-30-2004, 08:54 AM

tranny

Odie · 12-30-2004, 08:56 AM

her smile is a lil large..lol...all the more to ...nevermind Juicy..

she has high standards...what's wrong with that???

altho, I got flown around by a few of my b/f's on dates b4...

Monique Niccole · 12-30-2004, 08:56 AM

She has crazy eyes. If you dump her, she'll boil your rabbit.

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2004, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Odie

her smile is a lil large..lol...all the more to ...nevermind Juicy..

she has high standards...what's wrong with that???

altho, I got flown around by a few of my b/f's on dates b4...

I am a high maintenance guy myself , nothing wrong with it but come on now a good looking piece like me dont have time for BS with chicks like this.

hova · 12-30-2004, 08:59 AM

I bet she does anal

Fizzgig · 12-30-2004, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Perfect First Date

Concorde to Paris, stroll in the Louvre, followed by dinner atop the Eiffel Tower. They did say "perfect", didn't they?!? (And yes, I do know that the Concorde is no longer operational- this is supposed to be a fantasy!) But I'll settle for a cheap burger and a hard fucking.

Now isn't that better?

PersianKitty · 12-30-2004, 09:03 AM

I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2004, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by hova

I bet she does anal

you think she swallows?

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2004, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

hehe I have no clue , if thats true then this chick is in lalala land

PersianKitty · 12-30-2004, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

hehe I have no clue , if thats true then this chick is in lalala land

haha.. I just checked...

http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2004, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

haha.. I just checked...

http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.

hehe this chick then is in lala land . Ill send her a message later today saying dinner on top of Eiffel tower is fine lolll see if the airhead responds

uno · 12-30-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

Yep. Thats how I remember it.

uno · 12-30-2004, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

haha.. I just checked...

http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.

I might have some pics around here somewhere of them.

Platinumpimp · 12-30-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

Greg Jacobson · 12-30-2004, 09:27 AM

Oh, and she forgot to add she is ready for that special nice Jewish boy who will marry her within 2 months of meeting her.

Odie · 12-30-2004, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I am a high maintenance guy myself , nothing wrong with it but come on now a good looking piece like me dont have time for BS with chicks like this.

she is def in lala land with her statement but she IS on a dating site..lol..how could u take her seriously???

there are men out there who would fly a girl out on a date...my b/f flies me out to see him. We live in diff countries..anyways, that's not the point.

Dinner at the top of the Eiffel would be hard to do but if he brought a picnic basket it would be doable..

Use your imagination...

NickPapageorgio · 12-30-2004, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

She has crazy eyes. If you dump her, she'll boil your rabbit.

You can see that in the eyes too eh? lmao...I was thinking the same thing basically. She will be telling you she hates you and then calling you @ 3am just to hear your voice. Stalking you at the store. Cutting up pictures of you and then gluing them back together...

Bugbee · 12-30-2004, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

hehe all the chikc needs is a juicy cock in her mouth

just watch out for those teeth brother

TheFrog · 12-30-2004, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

you think she swallows?

for a trip to france she better do

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