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Juicy D. Links 12-29-2004 10:36 PM

This is a HIGH MAINTANCE chick.......PIC
 
http://photo5.matchnet.com/alpha/200...7/74168060.jpg


Perfect First Date

Concorde to Paris, stroll in the Louvre, followed by dinner atop the Eiffel Tower. They did say "perfect", didn't they?!? (And yes, I do know that the Concorde is no longer operational- this is supposed to be a fantasy!)

Juicy D. Links 12-29-2004 10:37 PM

chick prob will want to see your bank records before getting a date

pornguy 12-29-2004 10:39 PM

I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

Juicy D. Links 12-29-2004 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy
I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.


she has nice eyebrows

uno 12-29-2004 10:41 PM

She has that psycho look to her.

Pornwolf 12-29-2004 10:42 PM

That guido chick better be happy with the Alfredo she gets from Le' 24 Hour Diner after Le' Club before I take her to Chez Pornwolf and fuck her silly. :winkwink:

- Jesus Christ - 12-29-2004 10:44 PM

I'm suing the bitch for blinding me with her bleached out caps. :2 cents:

escorpio 12-29-2004 10:47 PM

Sent my Bitch Alarm straight into the red zone.

Rictor 12-29-2004 10:48 PM

Chicks on dating sites are always damaged goods but at least they put out.

Kevsh 12-29-2004 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

at least if she get's some poutine stuck in her teeth, you'll know it

wyldblyss 12-29-2004 10:51 PM

Someone should ask her what she expects from a "real" first date instead of her fantasy.

Sosa 12-29-2004 10:52 PM

what a bitch

Screaming 12-29-2004 10:52 PM

i dont know dude i dont think she is that great, i mean she is pretty but if were talking fantasy here lets kick it up a knotch

UniversalPass Pete 12-29-2004 10:53 PM

Looks like she flosses :pimp

2HousePlague 12-29-2004 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
chick prob will want to see your bank records before getting a date


No joke, this shit happens.

Long before I worked for AFF, I sought super-short-term companionship on dating sites across the board. I had this one chick who asked for my SS number and last 3 previous residential addressess, before she would even consent to a date.

I sent her some blurry Polariods of my cock, instead. Boo-yah!


j-

BradM 12-29-2004 11:06 PM

That's a man, baby.

wdsguy 12-29-2004 11:07 PM

she has really white teeth

venus 12-29-2004 11:26 PM

what kind of horse do you have pornguy ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.


WebTitan 12-29-2004 11:29 PM

not sure if you can pass the background check juicy...LOL

VeriSexy 12-29-2004 11:30 PM

She is cute :pimp

jonesy 12-29-2004 11:40 PM

high mainterence by her own accord but in the real world she aint even in the ballpark looks wise to be high maintenence

Vitasoy 12-30-2004 12:04 AM

Her teeth is wayyy too white :D over did it :P

emthree 12-30-2004 12:06 AM

She must have alot of shit done on her body, that smile is too fake

Shoehorn! 12-30-2004 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rictor
Chicks on dating sites are always damaged goods but at least they put out.

Very true.

FelixFlow 12-30-2004 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
No joke, this shit happens.

Long before I worked for AFF, I sought super-short-term companionship on dating sites across the board. I had this one chick who asked for my SS number and last 3 previous residential addressess, before she would even consent to a date.

I sent her some blurry Polariods of my cock, instead. Boo-yah!


j-


haha, that'll teach her ! :)

TheMob 12-30-2004 12:16 AM

ah, she's a first class hook

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebTitan
not sure if you can pass the background check juicy...LOL


hehe all the chikc needs is a juicy cock in her mouth :Oh crap

kmanrox 12-30-2004 08:47 AM

that's a tranny

xclusive 12-30-2004 08:47 AM

She has a big mouth perfect for your Juicy Masssssive cock...

psili 12-30-2004 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive
She has a big mouth perfect for your Juicy Masssssive cock...

Her mouth belongs on a fishing hook.

Manowar 12-30-2004 08:52 AM

take her to burger king and show her the casino. that'll do.

FrankHolland 12-30-2004 08:54 AM

tranny :helpme

Odie 12-30-2004 08:56 AM

her smile is a lil large..lol...all the more to ...nevermind Juicy..

she has high standards...what's wrong with that??? :helpme

altho, I got flown around by a few of my b/f's on dates b4... :upsidedow

Monique Niccole 12-30-2004 08:56 AM

She has crazy eyes. If you dump her, she'll boil your rabbit.

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odie
her smile is a lil large..lol...all the more to ...nevermind Juicy..

she has high standards...what's wrong with that??? :helpme

altho, I got flown around by a few of my b/f's on dates b4... :upsidedow


I am a high maintenance guy myself , nothing wrong with it but come on now a good looking piece like me dont have time for BS with chicks like this. :pimp

hova 12-30-2004 08:59 AM

I bet she does anal

Fizzgig 12-30-2004 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
http://photo5.matchnet.com/alpha/200...7/74168060.jpg


Perfect First Date

Concorde to Paris, stroll in the Louvre, followed by dinner atop the Eiffel Tower. They did say "perfect", didn't they?!? (And yes, I do know that the Concorde is no longer operational- this is supposed to be a fantasy!) But I'll settle for a cheap burger and a hard fucking.


Now isn't that better?

PersianKitty 12-30-2004 09:03 AM

I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hova
I bet she does anal


you think she swallows? :pimp

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty
I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

hehe I have no clue , if thats true then this chick is in lalala land

PersianKitty 12-30-2004 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
hehe I have no clue , if thats true then this chick is in lalala land


haha.. I just checked...

http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty
haha.. I just checked...

http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.


hehe this chick then is in lala land . Ill send her a message later today saying dinner on top of Eiffel tower is fine lolll see if the airhead responds :pimp

uno 12-30-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty
I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

Yep. Thats how I remember it.

uno 12-30-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty
haha.. I just checked...

http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.

I might have some pics around here somewhere of them.

Platinumpimp 12-30-2004 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

:1orglaugh

Greg Jacobson 12-30-2004 09:27 AM

Oh, and she forgot to add she is ready for that special nice Jewish boy who will marry her within 2 months of meeting her.

Odie 12-30-2004 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I am a high maintenance guy myself , nothing wrong with it but come on now a good looking piece like me dont have time for BS with chicks like this. :pimp


she is def in lala land with her statement but she IS on a dating site..lol..how could u take her seriously???

there are men out there who would fly a girl out on a date...my b/f flies me out to see him. We live in diff countries..anyways, that's not the point.

Dinner at the top of the Eiffel would be hard to do but if he brought a picnic basket it would be doable.. :winkwink: Use your imagination... :1orglaugh

NickPapageorgio 12-30-2004 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
She has crazy eyes. If you dump her, she'll boil your rabbit.

:1orglaugh You can see that in the eyes too eh? lmao...I was thinking the same thing basically. She will be telling you she hates you and then calling you @ 3am just to hear your voice. Stalking you at the store. Cutting up pictures of you and then gluing them back together...

Bugbee 12-30-2004 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
hehe all the chikc needs is a juicy cock in her mouth :Oh crap


just watch out for those teeth brother

TheFrog 12-30-2004 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
you think she swallows? :pimp

for a trip to france she better do


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