the "after sex fart" - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 12-28-2004, 08:06 PM

there is almost no other comparable joy in life than the "after sex fart".

have you ever built up so much gas, and while you were having sex you just couldnt pass it. so after you finish banging away, you get up and go to the bathroom, to clean up or whatever, and you let loose that long gushing after sex fart.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what joy. what relief. almost as good as the orgasm itself

AndrewKanuck · 12-28-2004, 08:07 PM

LOL

I thought you just went to the bathroom to get a drink of water....

moneybiz · 12-28-2004, 08:09 PM

I like the after sex piss better.

Spunky · 12-28-2004, 08:09 PM

It's even better while you are getting head...Nothing beats the shocked look on her face

Twe Russ · 12-28-2004, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by moneybiz

I like the after sex piss better.

agreed

sumphatpimp · 12-28-2004, 08:10 PM

open a window , will you

Pipecrew · 12-28-2004, 08:10 PM

I know exactly the fart, I usually save it for after i drop them off and drive home.

Screaming · 12-28-2004, 08:10 PM

well i always have to go pee

MrIzzz · 12-28-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndrewKanuck

LOL

I thought you just went to the bathroom to get a drink of water....

thats what i tell all the ladies........

AndrewKanuck · 12-28-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

It's even better while you are getting head...Nothing beats the shocked look on her face

LOL

Oh man, that's sick

12-28-2004, 08:11 PM

I personally like taking the condom off, wiping the jizz off my cock with a kleenex and having the paper break apart and stick to the head of my purple headed yogurt slinger. It takes an extra 45 minutes to peel all the fucking paper off.

Oh ya... Back on topic... I don't fart.

brand0n · 12-28-2004, 08:11 PM

lol
best thread ever.

MrIzzz · 12-28-2004, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by moneybiz

I like the after sex piss better.

but a true heavenly technique is the after sex piss coupled with the after sex fart, and in unison they create true peace and harmony

Mr Pheer · 12-28-2004, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

I don't fart.

you should go see a dr about that

MrIzzz · 12-28-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

It's even better while you are getting head...Nothing beats the shocked look on her face

omg bro, i've actually done that

12-28-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPheer

you should go see a dr about that

I did... That's how I got my fart tube removed.

reynold · 12-28-2004, 08:14 PM

after sex piss is much better.

MrIzzz · 12-28-2004, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I know exactly the fart, I usually save it for after i drop them off and drive home.

, i dont know about you bro, but theres times where i just cant wait that long, and if i have to drive them home i find a way to pull over and get out of the car just to drop the stinkbomb.

MrIzzz · 12-28-2004, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

I personally like taking the condom off, wiping the jizz off my cock with a kleenex and having the paper break apart and stick to the head of my purple headed yogurt slinger. It takes an extra 45 minutes to peel all the fucking paper off.

Oh ya... Back on topic... I don't fart.

omg omg omg
lolol
dude, thats just not right

sickkittens · 12-28-2004, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I know exactly the fart, I usually save it for after i drop them off and drive home.

You drive them home? You're too polite.

MikeVega · 12-28-2004, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

there is almost no other comparable joy in life than the "after sex fart".

have you ever built up so much gas, and while you were having sex you just couldnt pass it. so after you finish banging away, you get up and go to the bathroom, to clean up or whatever, and you let loose that long gushing after sex fart.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what joy. what relief. almost as good as the orgasm itself

I heard gay anal could do that to ya ...tell juicy to take it easy and not to push so much air up there ......

iFliPcEss · 12-28-2004, 08:23 PM

what about after sex bath? very refreshing isnt it?

MrIzzz · 12-28-2004, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mvega325

I heard gay anal could do that to ya ...tell juicy to take it easy and not to push so much air up there ......

arent you the one that says "its only gay if you push back"

BuckLover · 12-28-2004, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

It's even better while you are getting head...Nothing beats the shocked look on her face

Nice! :love-smil

MikeVega · 12-28-2004, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

arent you the one that says "its only gay if you push back"

that's true .... so just stay still and take it like a man and your ok ....

sixxxthsense · 12-28-2004, 08:30 PM

true that, i take pride in mine!!!!

GonZo · 12-28-2004, 08:33 PM

....see this is why post counts matter.

iwantchixx · 12-28-2004, 08:50 PM

I usually just let a raging fat fart rip out. i mean literaaly, raging, it goes on for seconds. I do this after getting up out of bed. my girlfriend loves it...

escorpio · 12-28-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GonZo

....see this is why post counts matter.

Now that was funny!

xclusive · 12-28-2004, 09:58 PM

I prefer to pull the covers over her head and let it rip. Nothing like the dutch over...

S P A N N O W · 12-28-2004, 10:27 PM

...The after sex fart!

kmanrox · 12-28-2004, 11:01 PM

i had a double dose of this last night... i filled my slut so full of air and stuff that she had a cumfart after i finished allowing her to have some of my hawg, then i went in and let some awesome flatulations while i was sitting down pissing... aint life grand? hehe

iBanker · 12-29-2004, 12:10 AM

It amazes me that some people here have ever been laid, but I guess some of them are comparing Mr Izzzz's experience with the last time they jerkd off, then farted...lol

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I know exactly the fart, I usually save it for after i drop them off and drive home.

12-28-2004, 08:11 PM	#11
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I personally like taking the condom off, wiping the jizz off my cock with a kleenex and having the paper break apart and stick to the head of my purple headed yogurt slinger. It takes an extra 45 minutes to peel all the fucking paper off. Oh ya... Back on topic... I don't fart.

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iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	what about after sex bath? very refreshing isnt it?

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sixxxthsense Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,421	true that, i take pride in mine!!!!

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	i had a double dose of this last night... i filled my slut so full of air and stuff that she had a cumfart after i finished allowing her to have some of my hawg, then i went in and let some awesome flatulations while i was sitting down pissing... aint life grand? hehe __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

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