the "after sex fart"
 

there is almost no other comparable joy in life than the "after sex fart".

have you ever built up so much gas, and while you were having sex you just couldnt pass it. so after you finish banging away, you get up and go to the bathroom, to clean up or whatever, and you let loose that long gushing after sex fart.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what joy. what relief. almost as good as the orgasm itself

LOL

I thought you just went to the bathroom to get a drink of water.... :feels-hot

I like the after sex piss better.

It's even better while you are getting head...Nothing beats the shocked look on her face :smilie_we

agreed :firehair

open a window , will you

I know exactly the fart, I usually save it for after i drop them off and drive home.

well i always have to go pee

:1orglaugh

thats what i tell all the ladies........

LOL

Oh man, that's sick :eyecrazy

I personally like taking the condom off, wiping the jizz off my cock with a kleenex and having the paper break apart and stick to the head of my purple headed yogurt slinger. It takes an extra 45 minutes to peel all the fucking paper off.

Oh ya... Back on topic... I don't fart.

lol
best thread ever.

but a true heavenly technique is the after sex piss coupled with the after sex fart, and in unison they create true peace and harmony

you should go see a dr about that :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

omg bro, i've actually done that

I did... That's how I got my fart tube removed.

after sex piss is much better.

:1orglaugh, i dont know about you bro, but theres times where i just cant wait that long, and if i have to drive them home i find a way to pull over and get out of the car just to drop the stinkbomb.

omg omg omg
lolol
dude, thats just not right

You drive them home? You're too polite.

I heard gay anal could do that to ya ...tell juicy to take it easy and not to push so much air up there ...... :smiling_b

what about after sex bath? very refreshing isnt it?

arent you the one that says "its only gay if you push back"

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Nice! :love-smil

that's true .... so just stay still and take it like a man and your ok .... :1orglaugh

true that, i take pride in mine!!!!

....see this is why post counts matter.

:conehead

I usually just let a raging fat fart rip out. i mean literaaly, raging, it goes on for seconds. I do this after getting up out of bed. my girlfriend loves it...

:1orglaugh Now that was funny!

I prefer to pull the covers over her head and let it rip. Nothing like the dutch over...

...The after sex fart! :1orglaugh

i had a double dose of this last night... i filled my slut so full of air and stuff that she had a cumfart after i finished allowing her to have some of my hawg, then i went in and let some awesome flatulations while i was sitting down pissing... aint life grand? hehe

It amazes me that some people here have ever been laid, but I guess some of them are comparing Mr Izzzz's experience with the last time they jerkd off, then farted...lol