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10-19-2001, 03:34 PM
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ONLY A WOMAN CAN TRULY APPRECIATE THIS ONE!!
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural
pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" the man replies. "Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room." ------------------
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10-19-2001, 03:37 PM
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very good one
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10-19-2001, 04:26 PM
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I'll try "that" next time
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10-19-2001, 04:35 PM
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that's the best damned bar story i've heard in years!
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10-19-2001, 06:04 PM
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hehehe, I liked that one;-)
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10-19-2001, 06:13 PM
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Readint the subject I actually expected a huge ass cock in here. Got horribly disappointed
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10-19-2001, 07:26 PM
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I think even the men might appreciate this one....
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10-20-2001, 06:25 AM
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Nice very nice
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10-20-2001, 02:36 PM
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My friend did that once, hahaha
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10-20-2001, 11:53 PM
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As a man I must say they are both very funny
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10-21-2001, 12:00 AM
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Will code for food...
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10-21-2001, 12:44 AM
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Oh gosh that hits home! being bartender for so long ui hear that alll the time however I aint gonan change the trash in the ladies room funk dat! Let alone deal with the freak ass hermaphrodite!
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