ONLY A WOMAN CAN TRULY APPRECIATE THIS ONE!!

[Dirtypainter]

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural
pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" the man replies.

"Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I
can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily,
popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the
ladies room."


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[Theo]

very good one

[Hot Tropical Babes]

I'll try "that" next time

[titmowse]

that's the best damned bar story i've heard in years!

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[SexyDollEyes]

hehehe, I liked that one;-)

[X37375787]

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[CDSmith]

I think even the men might appreciate this one....

"Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle
with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, whilst dining on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
I don't fucking think so."


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[Sex4it]

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[Zofia]

My friend did that once, hahaha

Zofia

[NightLizard]

As a man I must say they are both very funny
good stuff

[Lane]

Originally posted by Zofia:
My friend did that once, hahaha

Zofia

she ate a frog?

[Keev]

Oh gosh that hits home! being bartender for so long ui hear that alll the time however I aint gonan change the trash in the ladies room funk dat! Let alone deal with the freak ass hermaphrodite!