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StuartD · 12-24-2004, 10:42 AM

So I decide to look out the window and maybe snap a couple pictures... what do I see?? This prick at the end of MY drive way kicking off all the black snow and dirt from under his car.... and THEN he pulls forward and goes into his drive way 2 houses over.

I think I'm gonna go out with the shovel and scoop it up and drop it in his driveway.

XxXotic · 12-24-2004, 10:43 AM

its like 4 snowballs worth i'm sure, does it warrant a thread crying about?

Fake Nick · 12-24-2004, 10:43 AM

got to love those neigbourly neighbours

xclusive · 12-24-2004, 10:44 AM

That sucks next time it snows drop the plow driver $20 too plow him in...I've done that a few times...

Harmon · 12-24-2004, 10:44 AM

Fuck that. I'd be pissed too. Wait until it gets dark later and put it on his doorstep

StuartD · 12-24-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

its like 4 snowballs worth i'm sure, does it warrant a thread crying about?

It's not the amount, it's that he'd take the time to stop there, drop it all there and then go 2 more driveways over to park his fancy car.

It's just rude. I'd never do that to a neighbor.

XxXotic · 12-24-2004, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskedMan

It's not the amount, it's that he'd take the time to stop there, drop it all there and then go 2 more driveways over to park his fancy car.

It's just rude. I'd never do that to a neighbor.

i agree it's rude, but seriously, you'll get over it

FelixFlow · 12-24-2004, 10:49 AM

to me, that look like the road, and not your driveway

UniversalPassLorence · 12-24-2004, 10:50 AM

It's not worth it, but if you must then

AdultNex · 12-24-2004, 10:50 AM

What car is that? Aston Martin?

StuartD · 12-24-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by FelixFlow

to me, that look like the road, and not your driveway

I did say "the end of my driveway"... so yes, it's the road, and he's allowed... but it's still rude.

Tala · 12-24-2004, 10:52 AM

Gather it up. Put a bow on it. Shove in his mailbox. Leave note: "Happy Holidays to you too!"

Harmon · 12-24-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Gather it up. Put a bow on it. Shove in his mailbox. Leave note: "Happy Holidays to you too!"

WITH a printout of this picture

cool1 · 12-24-2004, 10:54 AM

It is rude, welcome to winter with snow.

Just go do the same thing back to him, I am sure he will not mind.

Methodcash Rick · 12-24-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskedMan

So I decide to look out the window and maybe snap a couple pictures... what do I see?? This prick at the end of MY drive way kicking off all the black snow and dirt from under his car.... and THEN he pulls forward and goes into his drive way 2 houses over.

I think I'm gonna go out with the shovel and scoop it up and drop it in his driveway.

If it was ON your property, yeah, I'd be pissed, but he's on the street..

Tala · 12-24-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

WITH a printout of this picture

No, the conehead thing isn't good. But the printout of HIS picture would do nicely.

SFBU · 12-24-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Gather it up. Put a bow on it. Shove in his mailbox. Leave note: "Happy Holidays to you too!"

Tala, what a great idea. I'd do it.

ytcracker · 12-24-2004, 10:59 AM

shoot him

StuartD · 12-24-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker

shoot him

I did, but only with a camera.

Yup, I like Tala and Harmon's idea best.... although, I'm not really that crazy to do it. But damn it would be funny as hell!

Tala · 12-24-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskedMan

I did, but only with a camera.

Yup, I like Tala and Harmon's idea best.... although, I'm not really that crazy to do it. But damn it would be funny as hell!

Fine. Instead of shoving it in his mailbox, just politely leave it on his front stoop. He'll think Santa really is watching him!

fuzebox · 12-24-2004, 11:08 AM

He could have at least pulled forward another 6 feet so it wasn't in front of anyone's driveway...

abadfish · 12-24-2004, 11:18 AM

In a few days all of the snow will be black ;)

uno · 12-24-2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker

shoot him

They don't solve their problems with violence in Canada unless its against baby seals.

pushpills · 12-24-2004, 11:43 AM

Break his legs and kill his family, that'll learn him.

sumphatpimp · 12-24-2004, 11:44 AM

photoshop him, his car and the dirty snow right out of the picture.
or even better yet, photoshop something into the pic that shouldn't be there with him doing something that he dosen't want the whole neighborhood to see?

women, sheep or blowup dolls are at your discretion.

Manowar · 12-24-2004, 11:47 AM

snowball his house with some yellow snow ;)

alias · 12-24-2004, 11:48 AM

snow and cars are a bad combination, everyone should be required by law to use dogsleds or snowmobiles

they wouldn't even have to plow the streets

StuartD · 12-24-2004, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

snow and cars are a bad combination, everyone should be required by law to use dogsleds or snowmobiles

they wouldn't even have to plow the streets

Cars and snow are a bad combination? Have you ever seen what a dog leaves in the snow?

arg · 12-24-2004, 12:12 PM

So you're complaining about neighborhood discourtiousness, but didn't shovel your own sidewalk? Maybe your neighbor was getting even himself! :-)

escorpio · 12-24-2004, 12:32 PM

That's nothing. I once moved into a house and quickly found out the neighbor had trained his dog to shit only in my yard. Had an actual command to send him over.

baddog · 12-24-2004, 12:43 PM

excuse my ignorance, but do you guys have to shovel your driveways and sidewalks every day?

It looks like across the street the sidewalks are cleared except at the property line, where there is a wall of snow. What good is it to do that?

Or is it just the angle?

And what are you supposed to do with the snow you shovel? Where do you put it?

Do you have snow plows that hit all the residential streets or something?

Looks like a major PITA if you ask me.

BV · 12-24-2004, 12:52 PM

StuartD · 12-24-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

OzMan · 12-24-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

its like 4 snowballs worth i'm sure, does it warrant a thread crying about?

Anything over 3 is warranted IMHO

LA Mike · 12-24-2004, 12:57 PM

Dude I would SOOOO dump that shit on his front porch.. and then ring the door bell and slowely walk away.

But you should also print that picture and leave it there too

FelixFlow · 12-24-2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BV

ROFL

stevo · 12-24-2004, 01:07 PM

Next time instead of taking a picture, open the window and yell me "Merry Christmas a-hole!"

Rebecca Love · 12-24-2004, 01:20 PM

Go pee in the snow and make a great big snowball, give it a hurl and hope it hits him right in the kisser!

sickkittens · 12-24-2004, 01:23 PM

Oh no! Not dirty snow in front of your drive way!

jk

Egg his house. Not fun to clean in the cold and ice.

Holly · 12-24-2004, 01:31 PM

Jesus. How do you people function in that shit?

I know if you're used to it it's no big deal, but I would seriously have killed myself by now if I had to drive around on roads like that.

Also- I'd go pee on his front porch and leave him a nice, yellow frozen Christmas treat.

broke · 12-24-2004, 01:34 PM

The things people whine about these days...

arg · 12-24-2004, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

excuse my ignorance, but do you guys have to shovel your driveways and sidewalks every day?

You can pay services to come and do it for you, or you can do it yourself. My city has certain requirements of when you need to clear your sidewalks, to allow kids to walk to school safely, and a company does most of the sidewalks in my neighborhood for $50-$100 a year. You can opt to not pay them, but then you gotta shovel at 6am, plus when the company's truck comes by, they turf your lawn, plow more snow onto your sidewalk, then ride over it to pack it down. It's an effective form of marketing.

If you're shoveling manually, you just throw it in a pile...it compresses quite a bit as weight is added. In the pic there, the sidewalk across the street looks cleared, it's just a pile of snow in front of that. Next to the road piles tend to get bigger since snow plows push the road's snow there. (In less populated cities anyway...in big cities they truck the snow out).

Greg Jacobson · 12-24-2004, 01:52 PM

What is all that white struff on the ground?

riddler · 12-24-2004, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson

What is all that white struff on the ground?

Columbian Premo, Get your straw.

Also who cares the guy knocked from ice off probably was rubbing so he stopped to get it off before it fucked up underneath of his fenders up.

Manowar · 12-24-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson

What is all that white struff on the ground?

polystyrene

bizmak · 12-24-2004, 04:34 PM

what an asshole

media · 12-24-2004, 04:51 PM

thats hella rude, thats like leaving a pile of horse shit in front of your house almost..

I would scoop it up and put it on his driveway for sure man.. and put the pic you took into a zip lock bag and put it on his windshield so he can see he was caught..

imageman · 12-24-2004, 05:13 PM

This may work for you ?

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Vitasoy · 12-24-2004, 05:26 PM

Remember that and next time dump some shit on his front steps.

baddog · 12-24-2004, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo

Next time instead of taking a picture, open the window and yell me "Merry Christmas a-hole!"

Looks too cold to be opening doors or windows

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sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	photoshop him, his car and the dirty snow right out of the picture. or even better yet, photoshop something into the pic that shouldn't be there with him doing something that he dosen't want the whole neighborhood to see? women, sheep or blowup dolls are at your discretion.

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	snowball his house with some yellow snow ;)

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arg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,164	So you're complaining about neighborhood discourtiousness, but didn't shovel your own sidewalk? Maybe your neighbor was getting even himself! :-)

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	excuse my ignorance, but do you guys have to shovel your driveways and sidewalks every day? It looks like across the street the sidewalks are cleared except at the property line, where there is a wall of snow. What good is it to do that? Or is it just the angle? And what are you supposed to do with the snow you shovel? Where do you put it? Do you have snow plows that hit all the residential streets or something? Looks like a major PITA if you ask me.

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LA Mike Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 3,056	Dude I would SOOOO dump that shit on his front porch.. and then ring the door bell and slowely walk away. But you should also print that picture and leave it there too

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