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StuartD 12-24-2004 10:42 AM

Damn neighbor!! Way to be a prick for the holidays!
 
So I decide to look out the window and maybe snap a couple pictures... what do I see?? This prick at the end of MY drive way kicking off all the black snow and dirt from under his car.... and THEN he pulls forward and goes into his drive way 2 houses over.

I think I'm gonna go out with the shovel and scoop it up and drop it in his driveway.

http://www.talkaboutontario.com/pics/snow04/014.jpg

XxXotic 12-24-2004 10:43 AM

its like 4 snowballs worth i'm sure, does it warrant a thread crying about?

Fake Nick 12-24-2004 10:43 AM

got to love those neigbourly neighbours

xclusive 12-24-2004 10:44 AM

That sucks next time it snows drop the plow driver $20 too plow him in...I've done that a few times...

Harmon 12-24-2004 10:44 AM

Fuck that. I'd be pissed too. Wait until it gets dark later and put it on his doorstep :2 cents:

StuartD 12-24-2004 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
its like 4 snowballs worth i'm sure, does it warrant a thread crying about?

It's not the amount, it's that he'd take the time to stop there, drop it all there and then go 2 more driveways over to park his fancy car.

It's just rude. I'd never do that to a neighbor.

XxXotic 12-24-2004 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskedMan
It's not the amount, it's that he'd take the time to stop there, drop it all there and then go 2 more driveways over to park his fancy car.

It's just rude. I'd never do that to a neighbor.

i agree it's rude, but seriously, you'll get over it

FelixFlow 12-24-2004 10:49 AM

to me, that look like the road, and not your driveway :2 cents:

UniversalPassLorence 12-24-2004 10:50 AM

It's not worth it, but if you must then :BangBang: :BangBang:

AdultNex 12-24-2004 10:50 AM

What car is that? Aston Martin?

StuartD 12-24-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FelixFlow
to me, that look like the road, and not your driveway :2 cents:

I did say "the end of my driveway"... so yes, it's the road, and he's allowed... but it's still rude.

Tala 12-24-2004 10:52 AM

Gather it up. Put a bow on it. Shove in his mailbox. Leave note: "Happy Holidays to you too!"

Harmon 12-24-2004 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala
Gather it up. Put a bow on it. Shove in his mailbox. Leave note: "Happy Holidays to you too!"

WITH a printout of this picture :conehead

cool1 12-24-2004 10:54 AM

It is rude, welcome to winter with snow.

Just go do the same thing back to him, I am sure he will not mind.

Methodcash Rick 12-24-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskedMan
So I decide to look out the window and maybe snap a couple pictures... what do I see?? This prick at the end of MY drive way kicking off all the black snow and dirt from under his car.... and THEN he pulls forward and goes into his drive way 2 houses over.

I think I'm gonna go out with the shovel and scoop it up and drop it in his driveway.

http://www.talkaboutontario.com/pics/snow04/014.jpg

If it was ON your property, yeah, I'd be pissed, but he's on the street..

Tala 12-24-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
WITH a printout of this picture :conehead

No, the conehead thing isn't good. But the printout of HIS picture would do nicely. :zzwhip

SFBU 12-24-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala
Gather it up. Put a bow on it. Shove in his mailbox. Leave note: "Happy Holidays to you too!"

Tala, what a great idea. I'd do it.

ytcracker 12-24-2004 10:59 AM

shoot him

StuartD 12-24-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
shoot him

I did, but only with a camera.

Yup, I like Tala and Harmon's idea best.... although, I'm not really that crazy to do it. But damn it would be funny as hell! :1orglaugh

Tala 12-24-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskedMan
I did, but only with a camera.

Yup, I like Tala and Harmon's idea best.... although, I'm not really that crazy to do it. But damn it would be funny as hell! :1orglaugh

Fine. Instead of shoving it in his mailbox, just politely leave it on his front stoop. He'll think Santa really is watching him!

fuzebox 12-24-2004 11:08 AM

He could have at least pulled forward another 6 feet so it wasn't in front of anyone's driveway...

abadfish 12-24-2004 11:18 AM

In a few days all of the snow will be black ;)

uno 12-24-2004 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
shoot him

They don't solve their problems with violence in Canada unless its against baby seals.

pushpills 12-24-2004 11:43 AM

Break his legs and kill his family, that'll learn him.

:smilie_we

sumphatpimp 12-24-2004 11:44 AM

photoshop him, his car and the dirty snow right out of the picture.
or even better yet, photoshop something into the pic that shouldn't be there with him doing something that he dosen't want the whole neighborhood to see?

women, sheep or blowup dolls are at your discretion.

Manowar 12-24-2004 11:47 AM

snowball his house with some yellow snow ;)

alias 12-24-2004 11:48 AM

snow and cars are a bad combination, everyone should be required by law to use dogsleds or snowmobiles

they wouldn't even have to plow the streets

StuartD 12-24-2004 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias
snow and cars are a bad combination, everyone should be required by law to use dogsleds or snowmobiles

they wouldn't even have to plow the streets

Cars and snow are a bad combination? Have you ever seen what a dog leaves in the snow?

arg 12-24-2004 12:12 PM

So you're complaining about neighborhood discourtiousness, but didn't shovel your own sidewalk? Maybe your neighbor was getting even himself! :-)

escorpio 12-24-2004 12:32 PM

That's nothing. I once moved into a house and quickly found out the neighbor had trained his dog to shit only in my yard. Had an actual command to send him over.

baddog 12-24-2004 12:43 PM

excuse my ignorance, but do you guys have to shovel your driveways and sidewalks every day?

It looks like across the street the sidewalks are cleared except at the property line, where there is a wall of snow. What good is it to do that?

Or is it just the angle?

And what are you supposed to do with the snow you shovel? Where do you put it?

Do you have snow plows that hit all the residential streets or something?

Looks like a major PITA if you ask me.

BV 12-24-2004 12:52 PM

http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/014.jpg

StuartD 12-24-2004 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OzMan 12-24-2004 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
its like 4 snowballs worth i'm sure, does it warrant a thread crying about?

Anything over 3 is warranted IMHO :xmas-smil

LA Mike 12-24-2004 12:57 PM

Dude I would SOOOO dump that shit on his front porch.. and then ring the door bell and slowely walk away.

But you should also print that picture and leave it there too

FelixFlow 12-24-2004 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV


ROFL

:evil-laug :1orglaugh

stevo 12-24-2004 01:07 PM

Next time instead of taking a picture, open the window and yell me "Merry Christmas a-hole!"

Rebecca Love 12-24-2004 01:20 PM

Yellow Face!
 
Go pee in the snow and make a great big snowball, give it a hurl and hope it hits him right in the kisser! :smilie_we

sickkittens 12-24-2004 01:23 PM

Oh no! Not dirty snow in front of your drive way!

jk

Egg his house. Not fun to clean in the cold and ice. :Graucho

Holly 12-24-2004 01:31 PM

Jesus. How do you people function in that shit? :1orglaugh

I know if you're used to it it's no big deal, but I would seriously have killed myself by now if I had to drive around on roads like that. :xmas-smil


Also- I'd go pee on his front porch and leave him a nice, yellow frozen Christmas treat.

broke 12-24-2004 01:34 PM

Christ...
 
The things people whine about these days...

arg 12-24-2004 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
excuse my ignorance, but do you guys have to shovel your driveways and sidewalks every day?

You can pay services to come and do it for you, or you can do it yourself. My city has certain requirements of when you need to clear your sidewalks, to allow kids to walk to school safely, and a company does most of the sidewalks in my neighborhood for $50-$100 a year. You can opt to not pay them, but then you gotta shovel at 6am, plus when the company's truck comes by, they turf your lawn, plow more snow onto your sidewalk, then ride over it to pack it down. It's an effective form of marketing.

If you're shoveling manually, you just throw it in a pile...it compresses quite a bit as weight is added. In the pic there, the sidewalk across the street looks cleared, it's just a pile of snow in front of that. Next to the road piles tend to get bigger since snow plows push the road's snow there. (In less populated cities anyway...in big cities they truck the snow out).

Greg Jacobson 12-24-2004 01:52 PM

What is all that white struff on the ground?

riddler 12-24-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
What is all that white struff on the ground?

Columbian Premo, Get your straw.

Also who cares the guy knocked from ice off probably was rubbing so he stopped to get it off before it fucked up underneath of his fenders up.

Manowar 12-24-2004 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
What is all that white struff on the ground?

polystyrene

bizmak 12-24-2004 04:34 PM

what an asshole

media 12-24-2004 04:51 PM

thats hella rude, thats like leaving a pile of horse shit in front of your house almost..

I would scoop it up and put it on his driveway for sure man.. and put the pic you took into a zip lock bag and put it on his windshield so he can see he was caught..

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Vitasoy 12-24-2004 05:26 PM

Remember that and next time dump some shit on his front steps.

baddog 12-24-2004 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevo
Next time instead of taking a picture, open the window and yell me "Merry Christmas a-hole!"

Looks too cold to be opening doors or windows


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