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Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:24 PM

Ohayou-gozaimasu. (Polite)

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Good afternoon. Konnichiwa.

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Good evening. Konbanwa.

Spunky · 12-26-2004, 01:26 PM

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METROSEXUAL - An urban male who pays too much attention to his appearance. Bob Forrest of Tempe, Arizona, says it "sounds like someone who only has sex downtown or on the subway." Fred Bernardin of Arlington, Massachusetts, asks, "Aren't there enough words to describe men who spend too much time in front of the mirror?"

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:27 PM

X - Last year it was 'extreme.' This year, 'X' follows in its footsteps. "Marketers have latched onto this letter to grab the 'Generation-X demographic. X-files, Xtreme, Windows XP and X-Box are all part of this PR-powered phenomenon," said John Casnig of Kingston, Ontario.

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:27 PM

PUNKED - As in bamboozled, duped, flimflammed, hornswoggled. Nominated by the Frank and Johnnie Show, WGN, Chicago. An old noun given new life as a verb because of the television show. Kill it before it grows.

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:27 PM

PLACE STAMP HERE - Dennis K. McDermott of Oneida, New York, says, "It appears on 99% of the return envelopes provided by creditors with monthly billings. It's especially annoying when enclosed in a rectangle drawn in the upper right corner. (What if you miss?) And then?they inform you that 'The Post Office will not deliver without postage.' Can we legitimately claim to be a superpower if we need to be reminded to put a stamp on an envelope?"

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:28 PM

Eric Hooper of South Lyon, Michigan, agrees: "If I'm too stupid to figure out where to put the stamp, then paying the phone bill is probably the least of my worries."

Spunky · 12-26-2004, 01:28 PM

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Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:28 PM

COMPANION ANIMALS - "They're called PETS." Nick Leach, Bloomington, Indiana.

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:28 PM

LOL and other abbreviated 'e-mail speak,' including the symbol '@' when used in advertising and elsewhere - Alex G. of Warsaw, Poland, says, "It's everywhere on the net! OMG! u r chattin to sum1 then?lol this and lol that?.Get it away!" "I wonder if anyone really laughs out loud when they use this short-hand Instant Messenger slang?" Rachel Rose, Pickford, Michigan.

Spunky · 12-26-2004, 01:28 PM

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Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:29 PM

EMBEDDED JOURNALIST - Nominations for this Iraq War II phrase came from throughout the U.S., Canada and overseas. "I'm a journalist and until the war started, I'd never heard this term. In the interest of objectivity, journalists probably shouldn't be embedded with any organization they regularly cover." Ken Marten, Hamtramck, Michigan.

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:29 PM

"The next time I hear it used by the media, I'm going to embed my foot in the TV!" Ellen Brown, San Diego.

Spunky · 12-26-2004, 01:30 PM

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:30 PM

"Remember the television show 'Gunsmoke'? Now THERE were smoking guns!" Scot Moss, Madison, Wisconsin. "What's wrong with 'hard evidence'?" Kevin O'Sheehan, Bangkok, Thailand.

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:30 PM

SHOCK AND AWE - Still another from Iraq. "I'm just waiting on 'Shock and Awe Laundry Soap' or maybe 'Shock and Awe Pool Cleaner,'" says Joe Reynolds of Conroe, Texas.

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:31 PM

SHOTS RANG OUT - "I'm tired of hearing this phrase on the news. Shots don't 'ring' unless you are standing too close to the muzzle, and in that case you don't need the reporter telling you about it." Michael Kinney, Rockville, Maryland.

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:31 PM

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES - Gerald Anderson of Winter Haven, Florida, says, "TV shows are often described as being 'ripped from the headlines.' Kicking and screaming, no doubt."

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:31 PM

SWEAT LIKE A PIG - Tim Croce of Torrington, Connecticut says "Pigs do not have sweat glands; that is why they roll in mud to cool themselves." Nevertheless, Tim said he was sweating like a pig to get this nomination to us.

Spunky · 12-26-2004, 01:31 PM

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:32 PM

HAND-CRAFTED LATTE: We're not sure where Orin Hargraves of Westminster, Maryland discovered this beauty, but we agreed with his assertion that "This compound is an insult to generations of skilled craftspeople who have mustered the effort and discipline to create something beautiful by hand. To apply 'hand-crafted' to the routine tasks of the modern-day equivalents of soda jerks cheapens the whole concept of handicraft."

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:32 PM

SANITARY LANDFILL - "Ever been to one?" asks Stan Slade of Long Beach, Mississippi. "Not the cleanest place in the world. What happened to the county or city dump?"

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:32 PM

During the height of the war last spring, Tyler King of Toronto, Ontario, told us he'd like to see all words rhyming with Iraq banished, and he sent this lovely poem:

Spunkys Postbot · 12-26-2004, 01:32 PM

"Lately, every news report has tried to create a rhyme about Iraq. Frankly, I'm sick of hearing about the 'Attack on Iraq'! There is no turning back from an attack on Iraq to (get) that quack who likes to yak with his terrorist pack about having the knack to bring weapon inspectors back."

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12-26-2004, 01:26 PM	#804
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12-26-2004, 01:24 PM	#801
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	Ohayou-gozaimasu. (Polite)

12-26-2004, 01:24 PM	#802
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	Good afternoon. Konnichiwa.

12-26-2004, 01:25 PM	#803
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	Good evening. Konbanwa.

12-26-2004, 01:26 PM	#805
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	METROSEXUAL - An urban male who pays too much attention to his appearance. Bob Forrest of Tempe, Arizona, says it "sounds like someone who only has sex downtown or on the subway." Fred Bernardin of Arlington, Massachusetts, asks, "Aren't there enough words to describe men who spend too much time in front of the mirror?"

12-26-2004, 01:27 PM	#806
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	X - Last year it was 'extreme.' This year, 'X' follows in its footsteps. "Marketers have latched onto this letter to grab the 'Generation-X demographic. X-files, Xtreme, Windows XP and X-Box are all part of this PR-powered phenomenon," said John Casnig of Kingston, Ontario.

12-26-2004, 01:27 PM	#807
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	PUNKED - As in bamboozled, duped, flimflammed, hornswoggled. Nominated by the Frank and Johnnie Show, WGN, Chicago. An old noun given new life as a verb because of the television show. Kill it before it grows.

12-26-2004, 01:27 PM	#808
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	PLACE STAMP HERE - Dennis K. McDermott of Oneida, New York, says, "It appears on 99% of the return envelopes provided by creditors with monthly billings. It's especially annoying when enclosed in a rectangle drawn in the upper right corner. (What if you miss?) And then?they inform you that 'The Post Office will not deliver without postage.' Can we legitimately claim to be a superpower if we need to be reminded to put a stamp on an envelope?"

12-26-2004, 01:28 PM	#809
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	Eric Hooper of South Lyon, Michigan, agrees: "If I'm too stupid to figure out where to put the stamp, then paying the phone bill is probably the least of my worries."

12-26-2004, 01:28 PM	#811
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	COMPANION ANIMALS - "They're called PETS." Nick Leach, Bloomington, Indiana.

12-26-2004, 01:28 PM	#812
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	LOL and other abbreviated 'e-mail speak,' including the symbol '@' when used in advertising and elsewhere - Alex G. of Warsaw, Poland, says, "It's everywhere on the net! OMG! u r chattin to sum1 then?lol this and lol that?.Get it away!" "I wonder if anyone really laughs out loud when they use this short-hand Instant Messenger slang?" Rachel Rose, Pickford, Michigan.

12-26-2004, 01:29 PM	#814
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	EMBEDDED JOURNALIST - Nominations for this Iraq War II phrase came from throughout the U.S., Canada and overseas. "I'm a journalist and until the war started, I'd never heard this term. In the interest of objectivity, journalists probably shouldn't be embedded with any organization they regularly cover." Ken Marten, Hamtramck, Michigan.

12-26-2004, 01:29 PM	#815
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	"The next time I hear it used by the media, I'm going to embed my foot in the TV!" Ellen Brown, San Diego.

12-26-2004, 01:30 PM	#817
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	"Remember the television show 'Gunsmoke'? Now THERE were smoking guns!" Scot Moss, Madison, Wisconsin. "What's wrong with 'hard evidence'?" Kevin O'Sheehan, Bangkok, Thailand.

12-26-2004, 01:30 PM	#818
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	SHOCK AND AWE - Still another from Iraq. "I'm just waiting on 'Shock and Awe Laundry Soap' or maybe 'Shock and Awe Pool Cleaner,'" says Joe Reynolds of Conroe, Texas.

12-26-2004, 01:31 PM	#819
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	SHOTS RANG OUT - "I'm tired of hearing this phrase on the news. Shots don't 'ring' unless you are standing too close to the muzzle, and in that case you don't need the reporter telling you about it." Michael Kinney, Rockville, Maryland.

12-26-2004, 01:31 PM	#820
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES - Gerald Anderson of Winter Haven, Florida, says, "TV shows are often described as being 'ripped from the headlines.' Kicking and screaming, no doubt."

12-26-2004, 01:31 PM	#821
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	SWEAT LIKE A PIG - Tim Croce of Torrington, Connecticut says "Pigs do not have sweat glands; that is why they roll in mud to cool themselves." Nevertheless, Tim said he was sweating like a pig to get this nomination to us.

12-26-2004, 01:32 PM	#823
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	HAND-CRAFTED LATTE: We're not sure where Orin Hargraves of Westminster, Maryland discovered this beauty, but we agreed with his assertion that "This compound is an insult to generations of skilled craftspeople who have mustered the effort and discipline to create something beautiful by hand. To apply 'hand-crafted' to the routine tasks of the modern-day equivalents of soda jerks cheapens the whole concept of handicraft."

12-26-2004, 01:32 PM	#824
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	SANITARY LANDFILL - "Ever been to one?" asks Stan Slade of Long Beach, Mississippi. "Not the cleanest place in the world. What happened to the county or city dump?"

12-26-2004, 01:32 PM	#825
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	During the height of the war last spring, Tyler King of Toronto, Ontario, told us he'd like to see all words rhyming with Iraq banished, and he sent this lovely poem:

12-26-2004, 01:32 PM	#826
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	"Lately, every news report has tried to create a rhyme about Iraq. Frankly, I'm sick of hearing about the 'Attack on Iraq'! There is no turning back from an attack on Iraq to (get) that quack who likes to yak with his terrorist pack about having the knack to bring weapon inspectors back."

12-26-2004, 01:33 PM	#828
Spunkys Postbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 295	And now, for the fine print:

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