Halcyon's "Queer Eye for Santa" (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Halcyon · 12-23-2004, 11:20 AM

Every year my brother and I leave out ?creative? notes for Santa.
Sometimes we cross the line and ?Santa? leaves charcoal in our stockings.

This was last year?s note:

Dear Santa,

Obviously, you are a man who is at peace with his feminine side. I mean, look at the way you dress: Bells, red suit, fur.
Kudos to you for really embracing that whole ?gay apparel? concept!!

But?
You need to give that same gay attention to your grooming, boy!
The polar bear look went out with bath houses.
Its time to freshen up your look and tame that beard.
Your look says ZZ top, and we want it to be Chi-Chi HOT!

We love you no matter what.
We just think Mrs. Claus would appreciate it and you may even feel better about yourself, too.
Think about it.

Heh. We've also left out lines of coke (sugar), vegetables (cause he was getting too fat), and self help books.

Halcyon · 12-23-2004, 11:21 AM

Other things we've left:

Three "lines" of sugar on a mirror by the fireplace. With a note saying, "We realize you have a long night. Hopefully this will keep you going all night long."

A big bowl of water by the fireplace with a note saying, "We spent all day making this ice sculpture of a swan! Hope you get to our house before it melts too much."

A plate of carrots and celery with a note saying, "You're looking a little think around the middle, Santa. We worry about your health." We also included a before and after sketch of Fat and thin Santa*

panchodog's izzy · 12-23-2004, 11:25 AM

You just couldn't leave the poor guy some milk n' cookies?

Merry X-Mas, dude! Lots of good karma for 2005!

tASSy · 12-23-2004, 11:30 AM

bowl of water, classic!

Halcyon · 12-23-2004, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy

You just couldn't leave the poor guy some milk n' cookies?

Merry X-Mas, dude! Lots of good karma for 2005!

Thanks! Merry Xmas to you!!!

MrIzzz · 12-23-2004, 11:33 AM

you should just leave him a bunch of pics of tassy's bare breasts

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

then maybe i'll come down your chimney

tASSy · 12-23-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

you should just leave him a bunch of pics of tassy's bare breasts

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

then maybe i'll come down your chimney

hahahahaha :love-smil

Diesel006 · 12-23-2004, 11:59 AM

Thats classic shit man. You are too funny. You must realize though, he is not fat, he just has his favourite elf in the costume with him, giving him head.

uno · 12-23-2004, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Halcyon

Other things we've left:

Three "lines" of sugar on a mirror by the fireplace. With a note saying, "We realize you have a long night. Hopefully this will keep you going all night long."

A big bowl of water by the fireplace with a note saying, "We spent all day making this ice sculpture of a swan! Hope you get to our house before it melts too much."

A plate of carrots and celery with a note saying, "You're looking a little think around the middle, Santa. We worry about your health." We also included a before and after sketch of Fat and thin Santa*

Man, I'd love to see santa's face when he found that stuff.

Halcyon · 12-23-2004, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

Man, I'd love to see santa's face when he found that stuff.

Santa always leaves a hilarious note back. And one year my mom...er... Santa filled my stocking with charcoal.

TurboAngel · 12-23-2004, 12:12 PM

LMAO!

12-23-2004, 11:20 AM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Halcyon's "Queer Eye for Santa" (pics) Every year my brother and I leave out ?creative? notes for Santa. Sometimes we cross the line and ?Santa? leaves charcoal in our stockings. This was last year?s note: Dear Santa, Obviously, you are a man who is at peace with his feminine side. I mean, look at the way you dress: Bells, red suit, fur. Kudos to you for really embracing that whole ?gay apparel? concept!! But? You need to give that same gay attention to your grooming, boy! The polar bear look went out with bath houses. Its time to freshen up your look and tame that beard. Your look says ZZ top, and we want it to be Chi-Chi HOT! We love you no matter what. We just think Mrs. Claus would appreciate it and you may even feel better about yourself, too. Think about it. Heh. We've also left out lines of coke (sugar), vegetables (cause he was getting too fat), and self help books. __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-23-2004, 11:21 AM	#2
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Other things we've left: Three "lines" of sugar on a mirror by the fireplace. With a note saying, "We realize you have a long night. Hopefully this will keep you going all night long." A big bowl of water by the fireplace with a note saying, "We spent all day making this ice sculpture of a swan! Hope you get to our house before it melts too much." A plate of carrots and celery with a note saying, "You're looking a little think around the middle, Santa. We worry about your health." We also included a before and after sketch of Fat and thin Santa* __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-23-2004, 11:25 AM	#3
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