Mullets -- can anyone explain them to me?? - GoFuckYourself.com

TaDoW · 12-21-2004, 10:25 AM

In a world such as it is today, where there is such widespread knowledge of mullets, how trashy they are, and just how much FUN it can be to give someone shit about their mullet, HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE CAN GENUINELY GROW A MULLET WITHOUT KNOWING HOW STUPID THEY LOOK?!?

Moose · 12-21-2004, 10:26 AM

Im growing one just to piss people off.

jacked · 12-21-2004, 10:29 AM

yeah i'd let someone shoot me if i ever decided to grow a mullet the 80s are over

TaDoW · 12-21-2004, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moose
Im growing one just to piss people off.

that's totally cool and I can accept that, but something tells me you've probably got a certain flair to you that people can TELL that you'd be growing one to piss them off ... most anyone who does this sort of exudes that aire of confidence.

But you can always just tell (for example the dim-whit sitting two rows up in front of me on the bus today) when someone is growing a mullet because they think it really IS in style.

r3ap3r · 12-21-2004, 10:29 AM

What the fuck is wrong with my sweet Mullet?

BradM · 12-21-2004, 10:30 AM

FEAR THE MULLET!

StuartD · 12-21-2004, 10:31 AM

It's all business in the front and party at the back baby!!

Marcus Aurelius · 12-21-2004, 10:31 AM

Business up front, party in the rear.

TaDoW · 12-21-2004, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
It's all business in the front and party at the back baby!!

lol :-)

now THAT's fuckin funny

Veterans Day · 12-21-2004, 10:37 AM

in 20 years people will be saying the same about todays styles, in a world were guys strived their hardest to hold onto any remaining hair they have, why in the world do guys purposely shave all thier hair off, stupid shit like that, ya know. What about those crazy 6 inch high top fades the brothas wore in the early 90's? So on and so forth

Libertine · 12-21-2004, 10:38 AM

I have a mullet. I like it. It keeps my neck warm when it's cold. It's a bit like always having a little fluffy bunny sitting in your neck.

ironlung · 12-21-2004, 10:40 AM

mullets should be a thing in the past

the 80s

Grapesoda · 12-21-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE CAN GENUINELY GROW A MULLET WITHOUT KNOWING HOW STUPID THEY LOOK?!?

sorta like baggy ass pants?? maybe a ball cap sideways??? 100 lbs of fake s. african gold??? sorta like that stuff??

Wiggles · 12-21-2004, 10:48 AM

i had one when i was about 12, it was a hockey haircut craze haha, i was such a loser....

ArkansasDave · 12-21-2004, 10:54 AM

Nothing like a good mullet and a Trans-Am, with a gold bird on the hood, and being real-fast like!
http://mullet.com/

Ron · 12-21-2004, 10:55 AM

Whats a mullet?

-= Physically it is characterized by short hair on the top, front, and sides of the head, followed by a long drape of hair on the back, reaching at least to the middle of the spine. =-

I dont have a mullet, my hair in top,front and sides of the head is as long as i have it on the back (long), but to me a mullet doesnt look stupid.
I think it looks weird.. when people want to have long hair then keep everything long, and when people want to have short hair then keep everything short, but to have short on the top and front and long at back, or (whats quit normal here) long at top and front and short on the back looks weird... not stupid.

Everyone must do what he want with his/her hair, and if others think it looks stupid, well thats their problem..

Just my 2 euro cents

Veterans Day · 12-21-2004, 11:48 AM

lets not forget to mention those 20 carat fake ass diamond earring every 19 year old loser wears, does anyone think those are real?

what are they like 4 bucks a pair at the flea market? Bling Bling yo

Ecstasy Glass · 12-21-2004, 11:52 AM

My buddy grew a mullet out last year and dyed it red, white, and blue for the 4th of July.

This site is the shit.

www.mulletsgalore.com

Webmaster_Logic · 12-21-2004, 11:53 AM

Mullet is good smoked

bizmak · 12-21-2004, 11:57 AM

what's a mullet?

Manowar · 12-21-2004, 11:57 AM

Mullets own

gigi · 12-21-2004, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
It's all business in the front and party at the back baby!!

That IS hilarious! lmao

I'm an 80's teen...we loved mullets on the guys...wouldn't have it any other way...

And yup...all things fade to 'gay'....lol....remember those adult soothers and bright colors at raves in the 90's? hmmmm

Dirty-Dough · 12-21-2004, 12:32 PM

Mullets are getting back into fashion...

I'm growing one now... I got this retro vibe going on...

Cheers..

Moose · 12-21-2004, 12:35 PM

Nothing better than a six pack of Pabst... A freshly groomed mullet
and fishing for mullet.

zentz · 12-21-2004, 12:55 PM

are they good to eat ?

TaDoW · 12-21-2004, 01:32 PM

I can't believe this thread turned to fish

Moose · 12-21-2004, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by zentz
are they good to eat ?

Dunno man.

Never ate one...or had a pabst.

nosey · 12-21-2004, 01:52 PM

mardigras · 12-21-2004, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by zentz
are they good to eat ?

Fried mullet is very good. It is a similar texture to catfish. Mullets have big weird yellow circle eyes and they jump several feet out of the water.

EZRhino · 12-21-2004, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
Business up front, party in the rear.

Sounds gay

hova · 12-21-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nosey

hehe

the Shemp · 12-21-2004, 03:47 PM

i like my afro....

Ecstasy Glass · 12-21-2004, 11:18 PM

1. classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance -- classic indeed.

The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude.

Mulletude:10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: football games, wife beating, picking fights.

Sightings: everywhere, there's no escape (see: eyes).

Favorite Band: Steve Miller Band

sean416 · 12-21-2004, 11:23 PM

9-5 in the front.... 10-2 in the back.

Ecstasy Glass · 12-21-2004, 11:24 PM

Mullets and guns.

Huggles · 12-21-2004, 11:34 PM

I don't know, I actually think mullets are kinda cool.

Mullet spells attitude!

KittyLix · 12-21-2004, 11:36 PM

dude LOL my mom in Tennessee has a mullet LMAO i fuck with her about it alllll the time

Mr. Pat · 12-22-2004, 01:49 AM

I am currently growing a mullet, so anyone who doesn't like mullets can be my bitch,

SykkBoy · 12-22-2004, 02:43 AM

my mullet used to fucking rule...
it used to get me more pussy in a day than some of you pinheads will get in your whole lives....

I might just grow one again....of course the pussy won't be as good, but there's nothing like curbstomping some idiot while flopping that rat tail around...yes, I cut my mullet down to a rat tail before hacking it off...

12-21-2004, 10:25 AM	#1
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	Mullets -- can anyone explain them to me?? In a world such as it is today, where there is such widespread knowledge of mullets, how trashy they are, and just how much FUN it can be to give someone shit about their mullet, HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE CAN GENUINELY GROW A MULLET WITHOUT KNOWING HOW STUPID THEY LOOK?!? __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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Ron Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: NL Posts: 408	Whats a mullet? -= Physically it is characterized by short hair on the top, front, and sides of the head, followed by a long drape of hair on the back, reaching at least to the middle of the spine. =- I dont have a mullet, my hair in top,front and sides of the head is as long as i have it on the back (long), but to me a mullet doesnt look stupid. I think it looks weird.. when people want to have long hair then keep everything long, and when people want to have short hair then keep everything short, but to have short on the top and front and long at back, or (whats quit normal here) long at top and front and short on the back looks weird... not stupid. Everyone must do what he want with his/her hair, and if others think it looks stupid, well thats their problem.. Just my 2 euro cents __________________ Ron Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others. -=[Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!]=-

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Ecstasy Glass Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Northern California Posts: 315	1. classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance -- classic indeed. The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude. Mulletude:10 Aggressiveness: 10 Hobbies: football games, wife beating, picking fights. Sightings: everywhere, there's no escape (see: eyes). Favorite Band: Steve Miller Band __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	my mullet used to fucking rule... it used to get me more pussy in a day than some of you pinheads will get in your whole lives.... I might just grow one again....of course the pussy won't be as good, but there's nothing like curbstomping some idiot while flopping that rat tail around...yes, I cut my mullet down to a rat tail before hacking it off... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”