Mullets -- can anyone explain them to me??
 

In a world such as it is today, where there is such widespread knowledge of mullets, how trashy they are, and just how much FUN it can be to give someone shit about their mullet, HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE CAN GENUINELY GROW A MULLET WITHOUT KNOWING HOW STUPID THEY LOOK?!?

Im growing one just to piss people off.

yeah i'd let someone shoot me if i ever decided to grow a mullet the 80s are over

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that's totally cool and I can accept that, but something tells me you've probably got a certain flair to you that people can TELL that you'd be growing one to piss them off ... most anyone who does this sort of exudes that aire of confidence.

But you can always just tell (for example the dim-whit sitting two rows up in front of me on the bus today) when someone is growing a mullet because they think it really IS in style.

What the fuck is wrong with my sweet Mullet?

http://www.angry-company.co.uk/Images/snaps/Mullets.jpg

FEAR THE MULLET!

It's all business in the front and party at the back baby!!

Business up front, party in the rear.

lol :-)

now THAT's fuckin funny :glugglug

in 20 years people will be saying the same about todays styles, in a world were guys strived their hardest to hold onto any remaining hair they have, why in the world do guys purposely shave all thier hair off, stupid shit like that, ya know. What about those crazy 6 inch high top fades the brothas wore in the early 90's? So on and so forth

I have a mullet. I like it. It keeps my neck warm when it's cold. It's a bit like always having a little fluffy bunny sitting in your neck.

mullets should be a thing in the past

the 80s

sorta like baggy ass pants?? maybe a ball cap sideways??? 100 lbs of fake s. african gold??? sorta like that stuff??

i had one when i was about 12, it was a hockey haircut craze haha, i was such a loser....

Nothing like a good mullet and a Trans-Am, with a gold bird on the hood, and being real-fast like!
http://mullet.com/
:thumbsup

Whats a mullet?

-= Physically it is characterized by short hair on the top, front, and sides of the head, followed by a long drape of hair on the back, reaching at least to the middle of the spine. =-

I dont have a mullet, my hair in top,front and sides of the head is as long as i have it on the back (long), but to me a mullet doesnt look stupid.
I think it looks weird.. when people want to have long hair then keep everything long, and when people want to have short hair then keep everything short, but to have short on the top and front and long at back, or (whats quit normal here) long at top and front and short on the back looks weird... not stupid.

Everyone must do what he want with his/her hair, and if others think it looks stupid, well thats their problem..

Just my 2 euro cents

lets not forget to mention those 20 carat fake ass diamond earring every 19 year old loser wears, does anyone think those are real?:1orglaugh what are they like 4 bucks a pair at the flea market? Bling Bling yo

My buddy grew a mullet out last year and dyed it red, white, and blue for the 4th of July.

This site is the shit.

www.mulletsgalore.com

:glugglug

Mullet is good smoked :glugglug

what's a mullet?

Mullets own

That IS hilarious! lmao

I'm an 80's teen...we loved mullets on the guys...wouldn't have it any other way...

And yup...all things fade to 'gay'....lol....remember those adult soothers and bright colors at raves in the 90's? hmmmm

Mullets are getting back into fashion...

I'm growing one now... I got this retro vibe going on...

Cheers.. :glugglug

Nothing better than a six pack of Pabst... A freshly groomed mullet
and fishing for mullet.
http://www.chartingnature.com/img%5CFW%5Cmullet.jpg

are they good to eat ?

I can't believe this thread turned to fish

Dunno man.

Never ate one...or had a pabst. :1orglaugh

Fried mullet is very good. It is a similar texture to catfish. Mullets have big weird yellow circle eyes and they jump several feet out of the water.

Sounds gay :1orglaugh

hehe

i like my afro....

1. classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance -- classic indeed.

The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude.



Mulletude:10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: football games, wife beating, picking fights.

Sightings: everywhere, there's no escape (see: eyes).

Favorite Band: Steve Miller Band

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/...01/classic.gif

9-5 in the front.... 10-2 in the back. :winkwink:

Mullets and guns. :1orglaugh

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/...guns/kill3.jpg

I don't know, I actually think mullets are kinda cool.



Mullet spells attitude!

dude LOL my mom in Tennessee has a mullet LMAO i fuck with her about it alllll the time:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am currently growing a mullet, so anyone who doesn't like mullets can be my bitch,

my mullet used to fucking rule...
it used to get me more pussy in a day than some of you pinheads will get in your whole lives....

I might just grow one again....of course the pussy won't be as good, but there's nothing like curbstomping some idiot while flopping that rat tail around...yes, I cut my mullet down to a rat tail before hacking it off...