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Blondy · 10-12-2001, 08:17 AM

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but
I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, IWON."
She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of thedealers.
Then she picks up her money and her clothes and the dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb!!!!!!

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FetishTemptress · 10-12-2001, 08:19 AM

LOL
Good one...

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-12-2001, 08:21 AM

Definately not one of these blondes

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/cgi-bi...1&topic=010486

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dragonlady · 10-12-2001, 10:01 AM

Excellent! Will keep that in mind for my next visit to Vegas!

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Blondy · 10-12-2001, 10:12 AM

he he

Being a blonde I thought I had heard them all.
But nope finally a new one.

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DarkJedi · 10-12-2001, 11:17 AM

oh god, I'm telling you, ALL blondes are dumb. I met A LOT of blondes in my life and they all were dumb

Blondy · 10-12-2001, 12:47 PM

Not very nice

I am totally offended.

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DarkJedi · 10-12-2001, 12:57 PM

you are blonde ? LOL

BruceM · 10-12-2001, 01:01 PM

Don't be offended Blondy, after all he's Ukrainian! j/k DarkJedi

DarkJedi · 10-12-2001, 01:08 PM

hehehe

DarkJedi · 10-12-2001, 01:09 PM

well, i wasn't the one who started posting blonde jokes

Blondy · 10-12-2001, 01:12 PM

now I need a good polish joke

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-12-2001, 01:23 PM

How do you get a Polish girl pregnant ?!?

- You cum in her shoes ... the flies will do the rest

Now before anybody gets all bent out of shape ... I am not prejudiced ...
I HATE EVERYBODY EQUALLY !!!

j/k

Actually I dated a Polish girl once.(here in Mississauga there are lots of them) ....

She was a model for some big agency ... pretty hot piece of tail !!!
She was jet-setting all over the place for modelling jobs, so after about 6 months of having only a picture in my wallet to show my buddies, I lost interest, and found a girl who I could spend time with!

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DarkJedi · 10-12-2001, 01:39 PM

ha ha ! Ukraine and Poland = 2 different countries Blondy

fo0l · 10-12-2001, 01:48 PM

lol ;x

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Blondy · 10-12-2001, 02:04 PM

same kind of food lol

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FreeOnes · 10-12-2001, 02:43 PM

I'm blonde too

brav · 10-12-2001, 04:47 PM

Q: How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods?
A: Pretty good

A ventriloquist is touring clubs in Florida. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the audience stands up and shouts, " I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and from reaching our full potential!"
The embarrased ventriloquist starts to apoligize, when the blonde yells, " You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard sittin' on your knee!"

RedShoe · 10-12-2001, 04:57 PM

I don't get it.

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Babagirls · 10-12-2001, 06:23 PM

lol

That's a good one! I'll have to tell that to my family at Thanksgiving next month

Blondy · 10-15-2001, 12:44 PM

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius."
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
- she studied for a blood test.
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
- she sold the car for gas money.
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phonebill.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

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10-12-2001, 08:17 AM	#1
Blondy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 731	A Blonde Joke Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, IWON." She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of thedealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and the dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching." Moral: Not all blondes are dumb!!!!!! ------------------ ********************** Win a 27 inch flat screen TV ** Private Label Resources: One stop adult webmaster resource site. PLR Radio: High volume exposure.

10-12-2001, 08:19 AM	#2
FetishTemptress Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New York Posts: 1,239	LOL Good one... Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy Mad Money - GREAT WEBMASTER PARTNER PROGRAM!!!! Fetish Frenzy-TGP and Movie Post Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected]

10-12-2001, 08:21 AM	#3
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Definately not one of these blondes http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/cgi-bi...1&topic=010486 ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples :D

10-12-2001, 10:01 AM	#4
dragonlady Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 322	Excellent! Will keep that in mind for my next visit to Vegas! ------------------ RSVMoney - get paid per click - no conversion ratios

10-12-2001, 10:12 AM	#5
Blondy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 731	he he Being a blonde I thought I had heard them all. But nope finally a new one. ------------------ ********************** Win a 27 inch flat screen TV ** Private Label Resources: One stop adult webmaster resource site. PLR Radio: High volume exposure.

10-12-2001, 11:17 AM	#6
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	oh god, I'm telling you, ALL blondes are dumb. I met A LOT of blondes in my life and they all were dumb

10-12-2001, 12:47 PM	#7
Blondy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 731	Not very nice I am totally offended. ------------------ ********************** Win a 27 inch flat screen TV ** Private Label Resources: One stop adult webmaster resource site. PLR Radio: High volume exposure.

10-12-2001, 12:57 PM	#8
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	you are blonde ? LOL

10-12-2001, 01:01 PM	#9
BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	Don't be offended Blondy, after all he's Ukrainian! j/k DarkJedi

10-12-2001, 01:08 PM	#10
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	hehehe

10-12-2001, 01:09 PM	#11
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	well, i wasn't the one who started posting blonde jokes

10-12-2001, 01:12 PM	#12
Blondy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 731	now I need a good polish joke ------------------ ********************** Win a 27 inch flat screen TV ** Private Label Resources: One stop adult webmaster resource site. PLR Radio: High volume exposure.

10-12-2001, 01:23 PM	#13
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	How do you get a Polish girl pregnant ?!? - You cum in her shoes ... the flies will do the rest Now before anybody gets all bent out of shape ... I am not prejudiced ... I HATE EVERYBODY EQUALLY !!! j/k Actually I dated a Polish girl once.(here in Mississauga there are lots of them) .... She was a model for some big agency ... pretty hot piece of tail !!! She was jet-setting all over the place for modelling jobs, so after about 6 months of having only a picture in my wallet to show my buddies, I lost interest, and found a girl who I could spend time with! ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples :D

10-12-2001, 01:39 PM	#14
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	ha ha ! Ukraine and Poland = 2 different countries Blondy

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10-12-2001, 02:04 PM	#16
Blondy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 731	same kind of food lol ------------------ ********************** Win a 27 inch flat screen TV ** Private Label Resources: One stop adult webmaster resource site. PLR Radio: High volume exposure.

10-12-2001, 02:43 PM	#17
FreeOnes Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,400	I'm blonde too

10-12-2001, 04:47 PM	#18
brav Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: I don't fucking know! Posts: 211	Q: How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty good A ventriloquist is touring clubs in Florida. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the audience stands up and shouts, " I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and from reaching our full potential!" The embarrased ventriloquist starts to apoligize, when the blonde yells, " You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard sittin' on your knee!"

10-12-2001, 04:57 PM	#19
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I don't get it. ------------------ <A HREF="http://bootybone.com" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is: </A> BoneProne Family Member

10-12-2001, 06:23 PM	#20
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	lol That's a good one! I'll have to tell that to my family at Thanksgiving next month

10-15-2001, 12:44 PM	#21
Blondy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 731	I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... - she called me to get my phone number. - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. - she got stabbed in a shoot-out. - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. - she sat on the TV and watched the couch. - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. - she tried to drown a fish. - she thought a quarterback was a refund. - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. - if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back. - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." - she tripped over a cordless phone. - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius." - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. - she studied for a blood test. - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. - she sold the car for gas money. - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phonebill. - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. ------------------ ********************** Win a 27 inch flat screen TV ** Private Label Resources: One stop adult webmaster resource site. PLR Radio: High volume exposure.