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Q: How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods?
A: Pretty good
A ventriloquist is touring clubs in Florida. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the audience stands up and shouts, " I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and from reaching our full potential!"
The embarrased ventriloquist starts to apoligize, when the blonde yells, " You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard sittin' on your knee!"
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