2006 Hummer H3 - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 12-20-2004, 11:58 AM

http://www.caranddriver.com/article....age_num ber=1

"For most Hummer buyers, off-road ability means something like easily trudging out of the muddy parking lot at a horse show; that the H3 can conquer the Rubicon is impressive, reassuring, and ego swelling but ultimately academic. There's nothing on the Rubicon that simulates parallel parking, commuting along I-5, or climbing the speed bumps at Target. In fact, the trail doesn't even offer a chance to rev the H3's engine much beyond its torque peak of 225 pound-feet at 2800 rpm or get the transmission out of first gear. Nor can we tell you how the truck rides on fully inflated tires."

LOL

Manowar · 12-20-2004, 12:02 PM

does it eat gas as ridiculously as the H2 ?

boneprone · 12-20-2004, 12:05 PM

I hated the H2's for a good while.

Now I really like em.. Ive been thinking about getting one.

But my wife told me she's leave me if i got one..

Im still thinking I should get one.

I think she is bluffing..

Not sure why women hate em so much...

Anyhow that H3 is real fuckin ugly..................

But thats what I thought about the H2 before.

Now I want one...

MetaMan · 12-20-2004, 12:08 PM

Hummer's are fucking pimped, i cant believe anyone wouldnt like it, they can go anywhere, who cares if its a gas guzzler? if you are already driving an SUV u dont care about gas,

DarkJedi · 12-20-2004, 12:09 PM

WHy did you change your mind about H2's ?

I still think they're ugly gas-guzzling begemoths.

DarkJedi · 12-20-2004, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
Hummer's are fucking pimped, i cant believe anyone wouldnt like it, they can go anywhere, who cares if its a gas guzzler? if you are already driving an SUV u dont care about gas,

Just of note, there are very FEW people who have legitmate needs for SUV's. Soccer moms should stick with wagons or sedans.

Europe is starting to ban SUVs for the big lumpy poluting gasguzzling monsters they are.

One market less to sell the shit to...

Cassie · 12-20-2004, 12:38 PM

how was it explained to me?

h2's are for those who cannot afford a hummer and who are severely lacking in successful areas.

look at and knowing a cpl of men who do have h2s, i would have to agree.

Mr Pheer · 12-20-2004, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cassie
how was it explained to me?

h2's are for those who cannot afford a hummer and who are severely lacking in successful areas.

look at and knowing a cpl of men who do have h2s, i would have to agree.

Get a clue from someone who has owned both the H1 & H2: They are totaly different vehicles. You do not want a H1 for a daily driver, but the H2 is damn nice. Its not built for those who cant afford an H1. Go drive a H1 a hundred miles down the interstate and you'll be ready to get out and walk.

You're comparing a nice SUV to a vehicle designed for warfare. And its obvious you havent driven either one.

Manowar · 12-20-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cassie

h2's are for those who cannot afford a hummer

I'm sure if you gave the US army more money they'd be shipping out H2's to iraq in no time

. Completely different machines.

xclusive · 12-20-2004, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I hated the H2's for a good while.

Now I really like em.. Ive been thinking about getting one.

But my wife told me she's leave me if i got one..

Im still thinking I should get one.

I think she is bluffing..

Not sure why women hate em so much...

Anyhow that H3 is real fuckin ugly..................

But thats what I thought about the H2 before.

Now I want one...

So are you going to be a man and call her bluff?...

DarkJedi · 12-20-2004, 01:02 PM

H2 is a GMC Yukon with a different body chasis.

Cassie · 12-20-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
Get a clue from someone who has owned both the H1 & H2: They are totaly different vehicles. You do not want a H1 for a daily driver, but the H2 is damn nice. Its not built for those who cant afford an H1. Go drive a H1 a hundred miles down the interstate and you'll be ready to get out and walk.

You're comparing a nice SUV to a vehicle designed for warfare. And its obvious you havent driven either one.

what part of here is how it was explained to me did you not get before you hit that soapbox?

UniversalPassLorence · 12-20-2004, 01:04 PM

It looks like a cool small toy

Cassie · 12-20-2004, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
I'm sure if you gave the US army more money they'd be shipping out H2's to iraq in no time. Completely different machines.

hummer: h1

sorry i needed to be so exact for you to understand.

Mr Pheer · 12-20-2004, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
H2 is a GMC Yukon with a different body chasis.

Its a modified Tahoe chassis and a different body, but with better offroad capability.

An Escalade is a Chevy Suburban, or a Chevy Avalanche depending on which model you get.

And before all this started, a FireBird was a Camaro.

12-20-2004, 11:58 AM	#1
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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Hummer's are fucking pimped, i cant believe anyone wouldnt like it, they can go anywhere, who cares if its a gas guzzler? if you are already driving an SUV u dont care about gas,

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	WHy did you change your mind about H2's ? I still think they're ugly gas-guzzling begemoths.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	H2 is a GMC Yukon with a different body chasis.