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Old 12-19-2004, 03:55 AM   #1
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What can you think of that's better than sex?

Other than taking a piss that you held for an hour or so, I can't think of anything else.

What do you consider to be better than sex?
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:56 AM   #2
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Watching a football game with your friends and drinking beer
But you have to admit... It's much better doing what you mentioned....While having sex!
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You got me there!
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:59 AM   #7
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But you have to admit... It's much better doing what you mentioned....While having sex!
Yeah, but only doggy style
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So I can buy sex !
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Old 12-19-2004, 04:00 AM   #9
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So I can buy sex !
Dugmor? Buying sex? Noooo... Whodda thunk it?
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Old 12-19-2004, 04:01 AM   #10
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How about ......... taking a piss you have been holding in a girls mouth while checking your stats !
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Old 12-19-2004, 04:01 AM   #11
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Old 12-19-2004, 04:01 AM   #12
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Only 6 days a week !
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Old 12-19-2004, 04:05 AM   #13
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:03 AM   #14
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:19 AM   #15
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:33 AM   #17
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Haha, indeed a good one.
But driving a SLK 65, is as good as sex!
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:35 AM   #18
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:42 AM   #19
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:44 AM   #20
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things that give you more endorphins than sex, and are a lot easier to clean up after, and don't require the convalutions of relationships
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Old 12-19-2004, 06:49 AM   #21
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big checks. I made 24k in an hour once when the stock market was banging. It was better then sex.
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:44 AM   #23
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Well....sales are good. Not better than sex, but record breaking days sure as hell are!
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:45 AM   #24
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:46 AM   #25
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:37 AM   #26
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Imagine this: you're visiting your doctor for a regular check-up and he tells you taht you have cancer and you're going to die in less than a week. He calls you the next morning and tells you that he's made a mistake and you don't have cancer and gonna live many many years.
Well, having sex will not even remotely compare to what you're gonna feel after getting his call.


P.S. On the other hand assfucking the doctor the following day might feel even better
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:42 AM   #28
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:46 AM   #31
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Well....I've been sitting here trying to think about something and after 30days......I have come up with the following....

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX !!!!!
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:53 AM   #32
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:57 AM   #33
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I used to run a dirt track car. It was a hell of a lot better than sex being out on the track.
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i can think of a shitload of things better then sex , maybe i have not reached my sexual peak yet
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If you get hives or another form of urticaria and itch, take as hot a shower as you can stand and experience what is known as a histamine release. At the time you will think it feels better than sex.
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well before and during sex it's hard to say anything is better cuz it's such a strong drive but you realize that you are about 3 minutes away, um, well depending on your staying power away from 'that feeling'.

when you truly have one of those genuine ROTFLMAO moments in life with friends ....... a great meal ...... queching your thirst with your favorite beverage ...... i think most guys will agree that a great bowel movement or what sherm says about relieving yourself after holding it in a long time ......

there are tons of great feelings that are on the same level as sex - tho i can't say any are better than sex with somebody you are nuts about either purely physically or better, u also are crazy about them emotionally. too bad that always comes with consequences and tradeoffs and ........
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Old 12-20-2004, 05:15 AM   #46
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True, but if I said that, I'd be called a fag for the remainder of my life. I have a rep to keep... Shit.
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True, but if I said that, I'd be called a fag for the remainder of my life. I have a rep to keep... Shit.
I'm 6'7" 300 pounds I can say as I please...






Not to mention I am married and I don't have sex or make love anymore, So I might as well tell it how it is...
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