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shermo 12-19-2004 03:55 AM

What can you think of that's better than sex?
 
Other than taking a piss that you held for an hour or so, I can't think of anything else.

What do you consider to be better than sex?

polish_aristocrat 12-19-2004 03:56 AM

Watching a football game with your friends and drinking beer :glugglug

Dugmor 12-19-2004 03:58 AM

Sales !

shermo 12-19-2004 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Watching a football game with your friends and drinking beer :glugglug
But you have to admit... It's much better doing what you mentioned....While having sex!

potter 12-19-2004 03:58 AM

heroin

shermo 12-19-2004 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
Sales !
You got me there! :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 12-19-2004 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
But you have to admit... It's much better doing what you mentioned....While having sex!
Yeah, but only doggy style :thumbsup

Dugmor 12-19-2004 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
You got me there! :1orglaugh
So I can buy sex !

shermo 12-19-2004 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
So I can buy sex !
Dugmor? Buying sex? Noooo... Whodda thunk it?

Dugmor 12-19-2004 04:01 AM

How about ......... taking a piss you have been holding in a girls mouth while checking your stats !

S P A N N O W 12-19-2004 04:01 AM

Right now...Sleep :sleep

Dugmor 12-19-2004 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Dugmor? Buying sex? Noooo... Whodda thunk it?
Only 6 days a week !

shermo 12-19-2004 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
Only 6 days a week !
You must reserve the Sabbath day for prayers and starvation? :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 12-19-2004 06:03 AM

Sleep, or taking a big dump :winkwink:

Johny Traffic 12-19-2004 06:19 AM

beer :glugglug

burntout21 12-19-2004 06:26 AM

surfing

cayne 12-19-2004 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Other than taking a piss that you held for an hour or so
Haha, indeed a good one.
But driving a SLK 65, is as good as sex! :2 cents:

andrej_NDC 12-19-2004 06:35 AM

driving a BMW :)
hmm, but driving a BMW while getting a blowjob...mmmm :)

phogirl69 12-19-2004 06:42 AM

Shopping... and eating good food like filet mignon and lobster...

quantum-x 12-19-2004 06:44 AM

tango, caving, exploring.
things that give you more endorphins than sex, and are a lot easier to clean up after, and don't require the convalutions of relationships

slapass 12-19-2004 06:49 AM

big checks. I made 24k in an hour once when the stock market was banging. It was better then sex.

Linkster 12-19-2004 07:24 AM

money

Ross 12-19-2004 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
Sales !
Well....sales are good. Not better than sex, but record breaking days sure as hell are!

Scott McD 12-19-2004 07:45 AM

Watching Celtic beat Rangers... :glugglug

Ross 12-19-2004 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Watching Celtic beat Rangers... :glugglug
Second to nothing! Hail Hail !!

Antonio 12-19-2004 09:37 AM

Imagine this: you're visiting your doctor for a regular check-up and he tells you taht you have cancer and you're going to die in less than a week. He calls you the next morning and tells you that he's made a mistake and you don't have cancer and gonna live many many years.
Well, having sex will not even remotely compare to what you're gonna feel after getting his call.


P.S. On the other hand assfucking the doctor the following day might feel even better :1orglaugh

Lev 12-19-2004 09:42 AM

$$$$$$$$$$$$

badmin 12-19-2004 09:42 AM

I've heard heroin is.

strobi 12-19-2004 09:42 AM

food, good music, adrenaline... lots of things!

Napolean 12-19-2004 09:43 AM

you have $30

option 1: best italian dish you can think of cooked and prepped to perfection

option 2: most gorgeous chick you've ever seen willing to do anything you want to her

lasagna kicks ass :winkwink:

MrEck 12-19-2004 09:46 AM

Well....I've been sitting here trying to think about something and after 30days......I have come up with the following....

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX !!!!! :Graucho

pxxx 12-19-2004 09:53 AM

Money is the second best, but nothing is better than sex.

bignasty 12-19-2004 09:57 AM

I used to run a dirt track car. It was a hell of a lot better than sex being out on the track.

Dugmor 12-19-2004 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
You must reserve the Sabbath day for prayers and starvation? :1orglaugh
No they a freebie in as a good customer discount !

Dugmor 12-19-2004 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Well....sales are good. Not better than sex, but record breaking days sure as hell are!
yeah................ but with the money you can buy all the sex you want :winkwink:

yuvalus 12-19-2004 03:16 PM

Drinking a beer while getting a blow job and posting the details online.

azguy 12-19-2004 03:17 PM

Better than sex? Fucking

justfreemovies 12-19-2004 03:17 PM

money

webgurl 12-19-2004 03:18 PM

i can think of a shitload of things better then sex , maybe i have not reached my sexual peak yet :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 12-19-2004 03:20 PM

blinders are for horses

Theo 12-19-2004 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webgurl
i can think of a shitload of things better then sex , maybe i have not reached my sexual peak yet :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol me too

PSD 12-19-2004 03:37 PM

If you get hives or another form of urticaria and itch, take as hot a shower as you can stand and experience what is known as a histamine release. At the time you will think it feels better than sex.

Furious_Female 12-19-2004 03:47 PM

Love :(

Mutt 12-19-2004 03:47 PM

well before and during sex it's hard to say anything is better cuz it's such a strong drive but you realize that you are about 3 minutes away, um, well depending on your staying power away from 'that feeling'.

when you truly have one of those genuine ROTFLMAO moments in life with friends ....... a great meal ...... queching your thirst with your favorite beverage ...... i think most guys will agree that a great bowel movement or what sherm says about relieving yourself after holding it in a long time ......

there are tons of great feelings that are on the same level as sex - tho i can't say any are better than sex with somebody you are nuts about either purely physically or better, u also are crazy about them emotionally. too bad that always comes with consequences and tradeoffs and ........

Goatse 12-20-2004 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
Love :(

shermo 12-20-2004 05:15 AM

You're all liars. There is nothing better! :Graucho

xclusive 12-20-2004 05:20 AM

only thing better than sex is making love...:2 cents:

shermo 12-20-2004 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xclusive
only thing better than sex is making love...:2 cents:
True, but if I said that, I'd be called a fag for the remainder of my life. I have a rep to keep... Shit. :1orglaugh

Twe Russ 12-20-2004 05:28 AM

Most people would say money, for me its just knowing the Money
is coming in, by method of making deals. So i would say yes i get
a bigger rush everyday doing good business and making deals.

[So the root would be Money but for me its the pleasure of making it]

xclusive 12-20-2004 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
True, but if I said that, I'd be called a fag for the remainder of my life. I have a rep to keep... Shit. :1orglaugh
I'm 6'7" 300 pounds I can say as I please...






Not to mention I am married and I don't have sex or make love anymore, So I might as well tell it how it is...:Graucho


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