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Old 12-19-2004, 06:53 AM   #1
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:stoned Cigarettes can make you live till 105

Marie Ellis, a woman lived for 105 years despite smoking nearly 500,000 cigarettes during her lifetime. Ellis died of old age heart failure recently, and was cremated clutching a packet of her favourite Benson and Hedges Gold and flowers shaped like cigarettes on top of her coffin. Ellis, who remained single throughout her life, smoked almost 15 cigarettes a day or 5,500 a year from the age of 15. Meanwhile, the Eaton Lodge nursing home in Westgate London is erecting a concrete ashtray in the garden as a memorial, which can be used by the staff during smoking-breaks.


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Old 12-19-2004, 06:59 AM   #2
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"Cigarettes can make you live till 105"

1 case. I think the hundreds of thousands of people who have died early because of smoking's families would disagree
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:01 AM   #3
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Yes...but now i really have to quit...i dont want to live 105
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:06 AM   #4
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or they can leave your wife a widow at 28
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:09 AM   #5
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What a stupid thread title. The cigs didn't make anyone live to 105. She was simply lucky that her body didn't react as badly to them as most.

A more accurate title would probably be "Smoke and live to 105 - Don't smoke and live to 115"
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:10 AM   #6
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lol
i need to start smocking ;)
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:15 AM   #7
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"Cigarettes can make you live till 105"

1 case. I think the hundreds of thousands of people who have died early because of smoking's families would disagree


very good answer manowar
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:21 AM   #8
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Yeah well... i know cigs didnt make her live that much... that was the title on the news...
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Old 12-19-2004, 07:43 AM   #9
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Smoking cigs sucks balls...
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Old 12-19-2004, 08:04 AM   #10
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What a stupid thread title. The cigs didn't make anyone live to 105. She was simply lucky that her body didn't react as badly to them as most.

A more accurate title would probably be "Smoke and live to 105 - Don't smoke and live to 115"
Fully agreed, just a strong woman physical wise.
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Old 12-19-2004, 08:26 AM   #11
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cigs are the worst government scam ever
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Old 12-19-2004, 08:30 AM   #12
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Old 12-19-2004, 08:43 AM   #13
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Old 12-19-2004, 08:54 AM   #14
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Definitely a stupid thread and I'm so glad I quit smoking over a year ago!
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:03 AM   #15
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Imagine how much fucking money she wasted through out her life just from an addiction. Sad. You can't say it's money spent on something enjoyable, because it only makes you feel better because it gets rid of the cravings.
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:05 AM   #16
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:09 AM   #17
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and just think, if she wasn't a smoker she would have had the world record for longevity, without smoking she probably would've lived to 140.
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