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Grigore 12-19-2004 06:53 AM

Cigarettes can make you live till 105
 
Marie Ellis, a woman lived for 105 years despite smoking nearly 500,000 cigarettes during her lifetime. Ellis died of old age heart failure recently, and was cremated clutching a packet of her favourite Benson and Hedges Gold and flowers shaped like cigarettes on top of her coffin. Ellis, who remained single throughout her life, smoked almost 15 cigarettes a day or 5,500 a year from the age of 15. Meanwhile, the Eaton Lodge nursing home in Westgate London is erecting a concrete ashtray in the garden as a memorial, which can be used by the staff during smoking-breaks.


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Manowar 12-19-2004 06:59 AM

"Cigarettes can make you live till 105"

1 case. I think the hundreds of thousands of people who have died early because of smoking's families would disagree

Grigore 12-19-2004 07:01 AM

Yes...but now i really have to quit...i dont want to live 105 :)

Sarah_Jayne 12-19-2004 07:06 AM

or they can leave your wife a widow at 28 :2 cents:

Tipsy 12-19-2004 07:09 AM

What a stupid thread title. The cigs didn't make anyone live to 105. She was simply lucky that her body didn't react as badly to them as most.

A more accurate title would probably be "Smoke and live to 105 - Don't smoke and live to 115"

coolfuck 12-19-2004 07:10 AM

lol
i need to start smocking ;)

gangbangjoe 12-19-2004 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
"Cigarettes can make you live till 105"

1 case. I think the hundreds of thousands of people who have died early because of smoking's families would disagree



very good answer manowar:thumbsup

Grigore 12-19-2004 07:21 AM

Yeah well... i know cigs didnt make her live that much... that was the title on the news...

Scott McD 12-19-2004 07:43 AM

Smoking cigs sucks balls...

Platinumpimp 12-19-2004 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
What a stupid thread title. The cigs didn't make anyone live to 105. She was simply lucky that her body didn't react as badly to them as most.

A more accurate title would probably be "Smoke and live to 105 - Don't smoke and live to 115"

Fully agreed, just a strong woman physical wise.

ironlung 12-19-2004 08:26 AM

cigs are the worst government scam ever

SleazyDream 12-19-2004 08:30 AM

some people get 5 pulls of the trigger on russian roulette

Paparazzi 12-19-2004 08:43 AM

http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20shit...ro_country.jpg

ChrisExtreme 12-19-2004 08:54 AM

Definitely a stupid thread and I'm so glad I quit smoking over a year ago!

kowntafit 12-19-2004 09:03 AM

Imagine how much fucking money she wasted through out her life just from an addiction. Sad. You can't say it's money spent on something enjoyable, because it only makes you feel better because it gets rid of the cravings.

Dalai lama 12-19-2004 09:05 AM

What a bullshit..

who 12-19-2004 09:09 AM

and just think, if she wasn't a smoker she would have had the world record for longevity, without smoking she probably would've lived to 140. :2 cents:


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