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Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-18-2004, 07:52 PM

You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?

Have you ever seen how messed up their ears are?

They are a complete MESS!

It's from their opponents grabbing and pulling on their ears and smacking them and stuff?

I was wondering,

I've got a lot of girls grabbing and yanking and pulling on my cock and I don't want to end up with some side show penis.

Do you think it is possible to get Cauliflower Cock

Pipecrew · 12-18-2004, 07:54 PM

Yes, that is why some people have bends and curves.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-18-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Yes, that is why some people have bends and curves.

Oh!

I was just trying to provide a bit of humor for the board surfers tonight.

Now I am filled with fear!

Vitasoy · 12-18-2004, 08:16 PM

I don't think you get it cause of pulling but it's from repeat blows to the ears. Then your ear swollens up and the fluids need to be drain out or you get Cauliflower Ears.

Many MMA fighters have it.

Alltopnotch · 12-18-2004, 08:16 PM

what the fuck kind of name is hey you i know you...lmao...

wyldblyss · 12-18-2004, 08:20 PM

If you could get cauliflower cock from having your penis pulled and jerked around...90% of the guys on this board would already be deformed.

chodadog · 12-18-2004, 08:25 PM

Pretty common amongst forwards in rugby too. The ones that don't wear scrum caps, at least.

tical · 12-18-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
If you could get cauliflower cock from having your penis pulled and jerked around...90% of the guys on this board would already be deformed.

you might have that backwards

edit: nevermind, makes sense now that i read it again

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-18-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
If you could get cauliflower cock from having your penis pulled and jerked around...90% of the guys on this board would already be deformed.

Do you realize that you just said, "Cauliflower Cock?"

12-18-2004, 10:30 PM

I think there has to be cartilage involved for you to get "cauliflower" anything. I've seen guys with cauliflower nose. I couldn't stop staring. This one guy had a nose the size of a tennis ball, and that's not an exaggeration.

12-18-2004, 10:32 PM

S P A N N O W · 12-18-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by evildick

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Vitasoy · 12-18-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by evildick

I've seen much much worse then that.

Vitasoy · 12-18-2004, 11:41 PM

I'll try to find the close up to the ear... Damn theres a price to pay to be a MMA fighter

Vitasoy · 12-18-2004, 11:47 PM

heh even his toy has it.

pornguy · 12-18-2004, 11:49 PM

not unless those chicks are beating up your cock, in which case you are such a freak that the shape of your cock should not be of concern.

xclusive · 12-18-2004, 11:52 PM

I had my ear looking like that once for a few days in highschool. I was playing football and some fucker ripped my helmet off and the ear pad pulled on my ear it was a fucking mess blood and everything but I kept on playing...

r3ap3r · 12-18-2004, 11:53 PM

So what is so wrong with my cauliflower cock?

kowntafit · 12-18-2004, 11:53 PM

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

12-18-2004, 07:52 PM	#1
Hey You . . . I Know You! Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,908	Cauliflower Ears? You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears? Have you ever seen how messed up their ears are? They are a complete MESS! It's from their opponents grabbing and pulling on their ears and smacking them and stuff? I was wondering, I've got a lot of girls grabbing and yanking and pulling on my cock and I don't want to end up with some side show penis. Do you think it is possible to get Cauliflower Cock

12-18-2004, 08:16 PM	#4
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I don't think you get it cause of pulling but it's from repeat blows to the ears. Then your ear swollens up and the fluids need to be drain out or you get Cauliflower Ears. Many MMA fighters have it. __________________ [email protected]

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Pretty common amongst forwards in rugby too. The ones that don't wear scrum caps, at least. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

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Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I'll try to find the close up to the ear... Damn theres a price to pay to be a MMA fighter __________________ [email protected] Last edited by Vitasoy; 12-18-2004 at 11:45 PM..

12-18-2004, 07:54 PM	#2
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Yes, that is why some people have bends and curves.

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12-18-2004, 10:30 PM	#10
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I think there has to be cartilage involved for you to get "cauliflower" anything. I've seen guys with cauliflower nose. I couldn't stop staring. This one guy had a nose the size of a tennis ball, and that's not an exaggeration.

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Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	heh even his toy has it. __________________ [email protected]

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xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	I had my ear looking like that once for a few days in highschool. I was playing football and some fucker ripped my helmet off and the ear pad pulled on my ear it was a fucking mess blood and everything but I kept on playing... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

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