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Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-18-2004 07:52 PM

Cauliflower Ears?
 

You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?

Have you ever seen how messed up their ears are?

They are a complete MESS!

It's from their opponents grabbing and pulling on their ears and smacking them and stuff?

I was wondering,

I've got a lot of girls grabbing and yanking and pulling on my cock and I don't want to end up with some side show penis.

Do you think it is possible to get Cauliflower Cock

Pipecrew 12-18-2004 07:54 PM

Yes, that is why some people have bends and curves.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-18-2004 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Yes, that is why some people have bends and curves.


Oh!


I was just trying to provide a bit of humor for the board surfers tonight.


Now I am filled with fear!

Vitasoy 12-18-2004 08:16 PM

I don't think you get it cause of pulling but it's from repeat blows to the ears. Then your ear swollens up and the fluids need to be drain out or you get Cauliflower Ears.


Many MMA fighters have it.

Alltopnotch 12-18-2004 08:16 PM

what the fuck kind of name is hey you i know you...lmao...

wyldblyss 12-18-2004 08:20 PM

If you could get cauliflower cock from having your penis pulled and jerked around...90% of the guys on this board would already be deformed.

chodadog 12-18-2004 08:25 PM

Pretty common amongst forwards in rugby too. The ones that don't wear scrum caps, at least.

tical 12-18-2004 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
If you could get cauliflower cock from having your penis pulled and jerked around...90% of the guys on this board would already be deformed.
you might have that backwards

edit: nevermind, makes sense now that i read it again :)

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-18-2004 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
If you could get cauliflower cock from having your penis pulled and jerked around...90% of the guys on this board would already be deformed.


Do you realize that you just said, "Cauliflower Cock?"

evildick 12-18-2004 10:30 PM

I think there has to be cartilage involved for you to get "cauliflower" anything. I've seen guys with cauliflower nose. I couldn't stop staring. This one guy had a nose the size of a tennis ball, and that's not an exaggeration.

evildick 12-18-2004 10:32 PM

http://longislandwrestling.org/liwa/...iflowerEar.jpg

S P A N N O W 12-18-2004 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
http://longislandwrestling.org/liwa/...iflowerEar.jpg
:eek7 Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Vitasoy 12-18-2004 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
http://longislandwrestling.org/liwa/...iflowerEar.jpg
I've seen much much worse then that.

Vitasoy 12-18-2004 11:41 PM

I'll try to find the close up to the ear... Damn theres a price to pay to be a MMA fighter


http://sportsnavi.yahoo.co.jp/fight/...sakuraba_b.jpg

Vitasoy 12-18-2004 11:47 PM

heh even his toy has it.

http://www.th-murakami.co.jp/pro.HA.sakuraba.jpg

pornguy 12-18-2004 11:49 PM

not unless those chicks are beating up your cock, in which case you are such a freak that the shape of your cock should not be of concern.

xclusive 12-18-2004 11:52 PM

I had my ear looking like that once for a few days in highschool. I was playing football and some fucker ripped my helmet off and the ear pad pulled on my ear it was a fucking mess blood and everything but I kept on playing...

r3ap3r 12-18-2004 11:53 PM

So what is so wrong with my cauliflower cock?

kowntafit 12-18-2004 11:53 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.


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