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Old 12-17-2004, 03:14 PM   #1
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I am giving one of my livers to my girlfriend.
she needs a transplant, and I decided to give her one of mine.

I will do it as an act of love for my angel.
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:15 PM   #2
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hope you die in the process
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:16 PM   #3
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Hopefully you are not a heavy drinker
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:16 PM   #4
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That's great and I hope the transplant goes well
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R.I.P Moron!!! You only have one liver and you need it. It is the kidneys you have an extra one of
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:16 PM   #6
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How'd you get two livers?
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:17 PM   #9
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R.I.P Moron!!! You only have one liver and you need it.
fuck off troll
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:18 PM   #10
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:19 PM   #11
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How'd you get two livers?
the way all the people do ?

go educate yorself.
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:21 PM   #13
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fuck off troll
It hurts when a suposed Troll points out your total stupidity!!!!
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:23 PM   #14
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:25 PM   #15
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I love offal. Have you ever tasted it? It is nice with pureed potatoes
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:28 PM   #17
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LOL...you only have one liver dumbass
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:30 PM   #18
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LOL...you only have one liver dumbass
Looks like she is trying to kill him off!! She got a new man!!
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hope it wil go well the transplant ...
best of luck to you and your girlfriend
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:32 PM   #20
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OP, you're my hero - every day another funny idea. Who actually got your brain? Your last gf?

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Old 12-17-2004, 03:33 PM   #21
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hope it wil go well the transplant ...
best of luck to you and your girlfriend
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:34 PM   #22
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the way all the people do ?

go educate yorself.


And do you have any clue what continent your ONE liver is in?
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:34 PM   #23
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Who actually got your brain? Your last gf?
your mom - she sucked it out of my dick
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:35 PM   #24
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I sale short livers.
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:36 PM   #25
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I love offal. Have you ever tasted it? It is nice with pureed potatoes
No. Recipes?
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:37 PM   #26
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Thats just wrong to joke with that kind of thing... and no, it's not funny.
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:37 PM   #27
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Dude are you serious about this?
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:38 PM   #28
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Preparation time less than 30 mins

Cooking time less than 10 mins



Ingredients
30g/1oz butter
110g/4oz oracle porn liver, chopped
55ml/2fl oz double cream
30ml/1fl oz brandy
1 tbsp fresh chives, chopped
salt
freshly ground black pepper



Method
1. Melt the butter in a small frying pan.
2. Add the liver and sauté for two minutes.
3. Add the cream and brandy and heat for a further two minutes.
4. Remove pan from heat.
5. Season and add the chives, before transferring to a plate for serving.
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Looks like she is trying to kill him off!! She got a new man!!
That's right. We'll be enjoying his liver with fava beans and a nice chiati.
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:39 PM   #30
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Dude are you serious about this?
Of course he is - as always
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:39 PM   #31
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she needs a transplant, and I decided to give her one of mine.

I will do it as an act of love for my angel.
All should go well, it seems you are familiar with transplant process. I believe you have already donated one of your brains.
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:40 PM   #32
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i hope your j.k arounfd and not giving your fucking liver away!
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All should go well, it seems you are familiar with transplant process. I believe you have already donated one of your brains.

HAHA JOKES!!! that was funny!!
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you only got 1 liver
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:41 PM   #35
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Dude are you serious about this?
yes. i think i'm gonna marry her too.
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All should go well, it seems you are familiar with transplant process. I believe you have already donated one of your brains.
I did say this
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the way all the people do ?

go educate yorself.

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I did say this

You expect me to read this whole thread?
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You expect me to read this whole thread?
This has just started, you should have seen the other ones from OP
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keep going .. this is really classic GFY,
.. and I'm pisssing myself
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yes. i think i'm gonna marry her too.

dont do it!!

read this site first : http://www.nomarriage.com/
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hahaha.. fuckin oracle is so stupid... this thread has to be top donkey thread of the year


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Funny you should say that. I wasted time in college getting a BS in Biology.

You've only got one liver man. Sorry to break the bad news to ya.
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Funny you should say that. I wasted time in college getting a BS in Biology.

You've only got one liver man. Sorry to break the bad news to ya.
Nonsense! OP has two, he told me...
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"The liver cut to half its size has the ability to grow back to nearly 85 per cent of its original capability in 2-3 weeks' time," said Dr. K.C. Tan, Consultant Surgeon/Director at the Gleneagles Medical Centre, Singapore. Dr. Tan should know best. He has till date performed over 500 liver transplantation surgeries of which 80 have been live donor liver transplantation surgeries. His first live donor liver transplantation surgery was done way back in 1993.
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You've only got one liver man. Sorry to break the bad news to ya.
your wrong
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Ha Ha!
I get it now.
"im giving one of my livers to my girlfriend"
Ha ha, youve only got 1, right?
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