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Old 12-20-2004, 10:20 PM   #1
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10 Reasons Why You Should Have Sex with Me in Vegas

1. I rotate all tires

2. I take off my socks beforehand

3. I will treat you like you're more than just a poonani

4. I have a sexy oh face (trust me, I've seen it)

5. I can last 5-10 minutes... EASY

6. I know like 5 positions

7. I cry afterward, I'm told it's very attractive to show my feelings

8. I keep a tube of antiseptic on my bedtable just in case

9. I shave my belly

10. I won't tell anyone except my mom
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:22 PM   #2
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:23 PM   #3
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:24 PM   #4
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How can I turn that down. I'm in!
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Back off. He's mine.
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:24 PM   #5
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:26 PM   #6
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i thought we had something special, just the two of us
That was SOO last Internext
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:27 PM   #7
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:27 PM   #8
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:28 PM   #9
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:29 PM   #11
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damn you just gave me such a hardon...
I know, I just gave myself one too..it's fucken huge! omg
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:31 PM   #12
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Are you retarded? One swing of my pink purse and you'll be down for the count.
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:33 PM   #14
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Gentlemen, gentlemen!

What part of "poonani" didn't you understand?

Perves.

Although Charles, you are a sexy sexy man.

But I do like pink purses.

Ah fuck it.. party in room 69!!!
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:34 PM   #15
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u are officially
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I still have love for you!
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u are officially
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Score!!!

So does this mean I can steal you from Rob?

I'm more of a man than he'll ever be
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:38 PM   #18
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Although Charles, you are a sexy sexy man.
I can see through you, you only want to get into Google's panties.
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Score!!!

So does this mean I can steal you from Rob?

I'm more of a man than he'll ever be
hmmmm... oh boy no comment
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:42 PM   #20
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:43 PM   #21
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hmmmm... oh boy no comment
It's cool, I'm totally used to rejection, as long as I maintain a conversion ratio of at least 1:25 I'm happy.
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If I could convert women like I can SE traffic I'd be way passed Ron Jeremy's record! Right now, I'm converting like a russian hitbot.

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Old 12-20-2004, 11:14 PM   #24
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Haha, thats a pretty nice looking list...lemme see if I have an opening in my schedule...
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Everyone knows Amelia has exquisite taste... ladies should take notes.
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No man love here... the fella's didn't notice the mention of POONANI in my post.

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
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