1. I rotate all tires
2. I take off my socks beforehand
3. I will treat you like you're more than just a poonani
4. I have a sexy oh face (trust me, I've seen it)
5. I can last 5-10 minutes... EASY
6. I know like 5 positions
7. I cry afterward, I'm told it's very attractive to show my feelings
8. I keep a tube of antiseptic on my bedtable just in case
9. I shave my belly
10. I won't tell anyone except my mom