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Old 12-16-2004, 07:04 PM   #1
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Shit! I have a hemorrhoid !!
Its a big fucker and its external!!!

cant walk right, cant sit or get up from a sitting position, cant take a shit, cant wipe or wash my ass

oh my fucking GOD it hurts!!!

bleeding like a motha !

ok just thought id share, sorry ...
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:05 PM   #2
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:06 PM   #4
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:07 PM   #5
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No pics please
you know i was actually tempted to take some, just so i can examine myself?
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:07 PM   #6
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:07 PM   #7
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Ah well, shit happens.


Or not...
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:07 PM   #8
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You can die from bleeding roids.. you better get that shit checked out you sick fuck!

Thanks for sharing..
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:08 PM   #9
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welcome to GFY and thanks for using your first post in my painful-ass thread!!
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:09 PM   #10
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You can die from bleeding roids.. you better get that shit checked out you sick fuck!

Thanks for sharing..
you mean from loss of blood?
it isnt bleeding THAT much lol

just enough to leave a 4 inch square of blood stain in my boxers

and they were my good "big dawg" ones too!
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:10 PM   #11
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LOL... as I was clicking the thread I was thinking "please dont have a pic, please dont have a pic"

Dont why I felt the urge to look in the first place?
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:12 PM   #12
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Suxs to be you right now ...

sorry to hear your in so much paine
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:15 PM   #13
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Suxs to be you right now ...

sorry to hear your in so much paine
thanks! I appreciate that.

it isnt bad when i dont move, like now.

BUT its very VERY bad at work because i dont sit still, and in bed at night i cant really get comfy at all.

hope it goes away soon
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:15 PM   #14
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omg that is sick.. goto the doctor
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:16 PM   #15
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:17 PM   #16
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you mean from loss of blood?
it isnt bleeding THAT much lol

just enough to leave a 4 inch square of blood stain in my boxers

and they were my good "big dawg" ones too!
They can be a sign of "Portal hypertention" which is a sign of liver damage.

That can also cause something called "oesophageal varices", they are a sort of hemorriod in the throat. They can burst and when they do u bleed to death, u have no chance unless u are in hospital when it happens.

It was one of specialities when I was nursing.

Its more likely to be sitting down too much though.... worth having checked out if u drink too much or have hepatitis
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:31 PM   #17
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why don't you go to the doctor and let them decide what will going to your hemorhoids. that thing hurts.
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:41 PM   #18
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Old 12-16-2004, 07:47 PM   #20
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welcome to GFY and thanks for using your first post in my painful-ass thread!!



Wanted to make sure the first one was in one of the more important threads.


I'm just glad I'm not your doctor.
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Old 12-17-2004, 11:40 AM   #21
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went to doctor this morning who sent me right to hospital for surgery, just got home.

thanks for advice.

not really feeling better YET, but feel better emotionally that it is taken care of.
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Get a really sharp knife and a mirror, and cut that bad boy off. Have the wife or GF stitch it, and you are set.
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Old 12-19-2004, 12:36 PM   #27
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ok just thought id share, sorry ...
Thanks

Well this sounds really bad! Better go to a doctor!
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Old 12-19-2004, 12:50 PM   #29
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I have a few roids. They suck. Make sure you eat lots of fiber and then take stool softeners.
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