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12-15-2004, 10:57 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Toronto
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Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private? Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir! Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. |
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12-15-2004, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Valencia, CA
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Full Metal Jacket is awesome!
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12-15-2004, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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that brings back so many fond memories
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12-15-2004, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Toronto
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Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!
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12-15-2004, 11:23 PM
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aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
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oo-rahhh!
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