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Post a memory from the past that involves this industry.
Man...There are some great memories from over the years...That's for damn sure.
Tanker fucking with Platinum Dave in Montreal....Calling him as the front desk and telling him that one of his rooms was trashed. Dave just about shit himself over that one. The Portland AWE show...Lightspeed, BP, Dank, and the beginning of Jesus Cash and the Anal Hobbit. Just about any cab ride with SleazyDream or Wiseman. Sweet-T's party bus...No...Nothing happened...Really. ![]() The stories can go on and on. If I get nothing else out of this industry again...At least I have some of the best memories of my entire life. So....What memories do you have that make you smile when you look back at them? |
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There can be only one
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spacedog.
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Vegas Internext 2003 - Steve Lightspeed and the stunt plane rides . . . . most fun I have ever had with my clothes on
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Paris Hilton buying me my house
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I remember reading my first Playboy mag when I was a little tyke. Couldn't have been more than 8 years old.
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I'd have to say working for and hangin with the GTS crew. Cool guys and gals there
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lol
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IA2000, drunkest I had been since I turned 21...
![]() And that midget fucking Dirty Dave for what seemed like forever. I have the video of that somewhere.
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So Fucking Banned
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lol
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The Upper Decker!
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Meeting R_n L_vi in Orlando '97 and thinking, "you've got to be kidding me, right?"
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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My first Adult industry Party At the Hard Rock Cafe in Montreal in 99
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I have a couple that make me smile everytime.
1. when I made my first dollar in adult. 2. When I realized I would not have to work in mainstream any longer. and Left a 7 year ultra stable job. with no regrets. 3. I was at a suite party at last years ATL show. ( I think AaronM was sitting to my immediate right) And I watched as one Friend of mine Insulted the content and galleries of probably the most successful Amateur program ever. Went as far as to say no offense but "your Galleries suck, the thumbs are fuzzy" and probably the funniest Drunken conversation I have ever watched take place. |
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Going to my first meeting when I joined the web development team. It was a conference call with the other part of our web group in Los Angeles. I'll never forget hearing the words "We need more projectile cumshots in the tours!" spoken over that speaker phone. Nothing strange about that, but you have to consider I had just left a web development team in auto insurance to work in porn.
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Tom Blanchard and The Venetian is still my all time favorite story!
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Yeah, I'm thinking those stunt plane rides were one of the biggest memories for me.
Also, the $5 cab ride AaronM and I took across one street just to walk back to where we started was a good one as well ![]() |
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Venitian hotel ..........
ELEVATORs n FIRE EXTINGUSHERS ..... ![]()
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Here is a winger....
Working at LikeWhoa when they had the "no booth" fiasco in Vegas at Internext and waking up to see the posts of pics on GFY of the "bar" area that was used to cover up the hole. Since there was no booth and nick refused to leave his hotel room at all, I drove out into the desert and chilled there in my rental mustang.... Came back to the Venetian and Nick left his room after 2 days there and we drank like mad. I drank 80% of a bottle of goose and then passed out in my room, got sick beyond belief and did nothing but hurl for an hour or so. Since it was our last ful day there, my wife deicded that we were going to tour the hoover dam. Taking the tour of the hoover dam the morning of the worst hangover of my life was pretty fucking surreal. I couldnt eat or drink anything since I was just so torn up from drinking the night before. Later that day when I got better we drove all over the area checking it out and then hit the strip for seeing all the sights and shit, Just totally partying with just me and wife. Came back to my hotel room to discover that Nick moved the flight home to NY and never got me a ticket back. I got a ticket home on my own and came back to philly with the memory of what started out as a trip from hell with no booth, being the laughingstock of the convention, pics all over GFY and basically alcohol poisoning only to have a really good time hangning out with my wife and enjoying an end of town we'd normally never seen. ![]() ![]() |
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Hmm. From the industry itself-I had a great time doing my radio show and I'm even sort of missing it.
From the shows-Too many too get specific, but two that come to mind... Hopping into the hottub at 4am in Miami last year. Stripping to the buff, Fallen turned around just in time to get a nice "Close-Up" of my package. It was practically a voluntary teabag. This year in Miami, sitting and chilling on the patio with a bunch of the Topbucks crew...Lee, Janelle, Q and Jenn. There were two guys hitting on Jenn so bad it was hilarious. One guy left for dinner and the other guy passed out on a lounger with a massive boner. Guy was lucky we didn't have a camera handy, 'cause that photo would have haunted him for the rest of his "Career". |
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Ron your a hoot. I thought I was never going to stop laughing with you. Vegas here we come~
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Shit there are so many:
Aaron you mentoined two of my favorite The Platinum Dave and the trashed room was a riot I am glad Dave was a good sport cause we did play around a bit with him it was all in good fun and made for a really funny memory That same weekend we woke up Platinum Albert and took him to webmaster bootcamp after a long night of drinking and 1 hour sleep we got him whipped into shape " Boy what is the difference between a Raw click and a unique" hahahah Good times Fuck the "Anal Hobbt" that was the fisrt show I went to with Lightspeedcash hahahha that round table was the best! Boneprone telling that guy "If you cant trust jesuscash who can you trust" LOL Gocarting in france was amazing Stunt flights over vegas who can ever forget that! Diving with sharks in Curacau Sitting with Kimmy Kim on the fortress wall in Curacao trying to decide who was on the tugboats driving straight for us! LOL Good times Running around with Jman and Steve Lightspeed in EU for a month mant the memories! Jman lets put on some rteal knights armor and chase each other around Heaver CAstle!! Helicopter rides across the medeterainian sea The little Elevator in Caans France that only held 1 person at a time "Ahhhh hell lets all get in there " |
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IEG Some might remember this blast form the past.... I do... |
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After being in the Industry for a few years on and off that it's true there is no money in porn that and dry humping Juicy on stage at the Xbiz Awards...But then again that last one hasn't happened...Yet...
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One of my favorites is the 1st GFY warmup party in Jan '01...
The chicks, which to this day I don't think anyone knows where they came from, but they put on one hell of a show... Shooting shot glasses from their pussy, squirting water like 3ft, fucking bottles, bananas, or anything else they could find... It set a standard that I don't think will ever be matched, because it was unplanned... Lens had just planned to have a few WMs up and tell them about GFY which we had just launched... ![]()
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Another fav. memory was in '02 I think, but Myself, KimmyKim, Mike69, Kayla, had gone over to Treasure Island to do a little gambling...
So we are all sitting at a 3 card poker table with this reg. middle class housewife type... We are have a fun conversation, when the dealer mentions there's a "porn convention" going on at the Venetian... This housewife says, there's no way a porn convention is at the Venetian because they have expensive art there... haha We then proceed to tell her that's why we were in town and at that point I think she might have shit her pants, because her face went white and she looked as if she had seen a ghost. So she grabbed her chips and quickly left... It was classic, that look she had was priceless... Goodtimes ![]()
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Now with more Jayne
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only two of us will remember this but me beating Tofu at the virtual volleyball that was across from the adult.com stand at the last internext and then having Max Candy's crew come rescue me when one of those squeezy boob things everyone was throwing hit me smack in the ear - slightly sureal.
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Hey Aaron
How about in Vancouver 2002 (not a 100% sure it was 2002) When you were getting frisked at that nightclub and you moan like a schoolgirl and then you asked the guy if he liked it. Your ass never got in that club that night ![]() |
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Long time no happy ending
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This thread is hilarious. Those stories all sound funny as hell.
My first show I guess? Nothing incredibly special about it, just a really fun time and experience. Its been a while since I've been to one, Vegas is due!
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It have to be something that involved the New Orleans show (was it 2000?).
First me and my partner thought we had won 2 tickets to the show. So we booked plane tickets and everything. 2 minutes after we had done that, we found out that we were 3 competing for the tickets....and we lost hehe. So we had 2 tickets to New Orleans, but no show tickets. So we decided to fuck the show rent a car and explore the area for 10 days. It ended up being one of the best trips I've ever done. Great food, interesting places, cool people, lots of partying and lots of tits ![]() |
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Oh shit way too many good memories to recall.
A couple that come to my mind are - swimming with sharks/dolphins, snorkeling off the reef with Matt from Natnet, Tanker, Richard/Nick from Totemcash, Maria/Lindsay Payserve - Stunt flights with tanker and crew in Vegas DH |
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my partner at gameworks on heelies
the bartender got sick of me telling him to pour more capt morgans in my drink so when he seen me comming he just handed me the bottle. that was good stuff.
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Now with more Jayne
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Getting Blown by Kris Taliana at the meat cash party
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while on vacation in San Diego, my jaw dropping to the ground when i heard about busty-amateurs closing down
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Some of my best memories????
Well.... One has to be my first time in Vegas. I was there for only 1 hour and Aaron sending me two hot chicks down to my hotel room. They asked me if I would fuck them both together and proceeded to strip at my door. I asked them if it would be ok if my girlfriend joined in as she walked out the bathroom. The look on all three girls faces was priceless. That was the first time I met Aaron in person! I have a lot of good memories of this business. Going to Holland a lot to party with my Dutch friends whom I met in this biz and now consider close friends. Partying in Cancun with everyone, and Sunny Leone trying to make me dance even tho I can't dance for shit! Good times ![]() |
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