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freemind 12-18-2004 04:14 PM

I'm in =)

:thumbsup

Sarma 12-19-2004 03:05 PM

Here's my entry with 16 thumbs :)

http://www.pimpvision.com/temp/na/gal2/na.jpg

And here's the LINK. And this LINK is for the light version.

NaughtyAllie 12-19-2004 06:00 PM

Thanks for the entries guys! Keep'em coming! :thumbsup

SleazyDream 12-19-2004 06:02 PM

great contest

X37375787 12-19-2004 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Alec Baldwin: Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talkin' about what...you're talkin' 'bout...bitchin' about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch don't want to buy land, somebody don't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth, let's talk about something important. Are they all here?

Kevin Spacey: All but one.

Baldwin: Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. (sees Lemmon pouring coffee). Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closer's only. You think I'm fuckin' with you? I am not funkin' with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine?

Jack Lemmon: Yeah.

Baldwin: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch.

Ed Harris: I don't gotta listen to this shit.

Baldwin: You certainly don't pal 'cause the good news is you're fired. The bad news is you got all you got, just one week to regain your job, starting with tonight, starting with tonight's sits. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sale contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is your fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out.

Lemmon: The leads are weak.

Baldwin: The leads are weak. The fuckin' leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years ...

Harris: What's your name?

Baldwin: Fuck you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an 80,000 dollar BMW. That's my name. (To Lemmon) And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them? Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life. Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fuckin' faggots.
(Flips the blackboard)

ABC. A, Always, B, Be, C, Closing. Always be closing. Always be closing. AIDA. Attention. Interest. Decision. Action. Attention. Do I have your attention? Interest. Are you interested? I know you are 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ? And action. AIDA. Get out there. You got the prospects coming in, you think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you going to take it? Are you man enough to take it? (To Harris) What's the problem, pal?

Harris: You, boss, you're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here and wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?

Baldwin: You see this watch? You see this watch?

Harris: Yeah.

Baldwin: That watch costs more than your car. I made 970,000 dollars last year, how much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father. Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You want to work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cock-sucker. You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit. If you don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight, the materials you got, make myself 15,000 dollars. Tonight. In two hours. Can you? Can you?

Go and do likewise. AIDA. Get mad you son-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to sell real-estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate. Go and do likewise, gents. The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out on those sits tonight and close, close, it's yours, if not, you're going to be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying. Bunch of losers sitting around in a bar: ''Oh yeah, I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.''

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. (To Harris) And to answer your question, pal: Why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fuckin' ass because a loser is a loser.


damn I just watched that movie today!


great flick for sure

Jake 12-19-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
great contest
Thanks Sleazy, see ya in a couple weeks!

Jake 12-20-2004 04:36 PM

Only 2 more days guys, let's see some more galleries. :winkwink:

Fatalspeed 12-21-2004 12:01 PM

I will post my gallery today

Jake 12-21-2004 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fatalspeed
I will post my gallery today
Allie and I are looking forward to seeing everyone's galleries.

Arousal Design 12-22-2004 01:54 AM

Here's my entry.. simple one. If I have time I might try another =)

Screen cap preview...
http://www.emsgen.com/portfolio/na/preview.jpg

Click this link to view the full gallery

Jake 12-22-2004 12:45 PM

Hey guys, as Lens warned it looks like we lost a couple posts to this thread during the switch over to GFY v3.0. So if you see that your gallery isn't here anymore please re-post it. Thanks!

scrm 12-22-2004 01:26 PM

My entry:

http://www.hottest-bitches.com/na/screen.jpg

FULL PAGE

:2 cents:

Fatalspeed 12-22-2004 01:46 PM

My money making entry :)

http://home.hccnet.nl/v.e/contest/sample_small.jpg

Click here for the FULL PAGE gallery!

Thanks,
Fatalspeed

the indigo 12-22-2004 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicylinks

damn slow down on the photoshop brush, it looks so fake :evil-laug

NaughtyAllie 12-22-2004 02:35 PM

Just a reminder guys!!! The contest ends tonight at midnight Eastern Standard Time. :thumbsup

NickPapageorgio 12-22-2004 02:59 PM

Here is my entry. Good luck all who enter.

http://almostlucky.com/contests/allie/screen.jpg

Full Version

Jake 12-22-2004 05:23 PM

Bump :banana

ella 12-22-2004 05:54 PM

Thanks for bumping it. :) I was looking for the thread, got blinded by the new skin. Here is my entry:
http://www.xlayers.com/gfy/naughtyallie/images/na.jpg

and the FULL SIZE

SureFire 12-22-2004 06:13 PM

Some really nice designs. Good luck everyone!

Mine is simple and if you what to see it: click here

TurboAngel 12-22-2004 06:18 PM

:xmas-smil

TurboAngel 12-22-2004 06:18 PM

100


:xmas-smil

groark 12-22-2004 06:30 PM

This is an awesome contest for sure!!

biskoppen 12-22-2004 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella
Thanks for bumping it. :) I was looking for the thread, got blinded by the new skin. Here is my entry:
http://www.xlayers.com/gfy/naughtyallie/images/na.jpg

and the FULL SIZE

:thumbsup

ZeroGalleries 12-22-2004 06:40 PM

Another entry, with a very different approach, from me...

http://www.hardcockmovies.com/naught.../screencap.jpg

FULL GALLERY

ZeroGalleries 12-22-2004 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella
Thanks for bumping it. :) I was looking for the thread, got blinded by the new skin. Here is my entry:
http://www.xlayers.com/gfy/naughtyallie/images/na.jpg

and the FULL SIZE

Very nice Ella!

AsylumN 12-22-2004 10:00 PM

Here is my entry. :)

http://www.lurkin.com/naughtyalliemain.html

Good luck to everyone, and I want to thank Jake and Allie for throwing this great contest and giving us designers a chance to shine :)

ella 12-23-2004 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsylumN
Here is my entry. :)


LOL, 12 of those thumbs look very familiar to me. :glugglug

Persius 12-23-2004 12:56 AM

nice contest bump! :)

StUpiDdeSignZ 12-23-2004 02:28 AM

Hi gfy people! Happy Holidays! :xmas-smil

(Resized Screenshot)
http://geocities.com/p0rnfolio/na/sc500.jpg

freemind 12-23-2004 04:47 AM

lemme repost my galleries
as they were lost

1st
http://www.adultwebart.com/allie/01/tn01.jpg



2nd one
http://www.adultwebart.com/allie/tn02.jpg

ella 12-23-2004 07:00 AM

Thanks guys, I'm really glad you liked my first entry. :) I also made a christmas theme header for it.

http://www.xlayers.com/gfy/na1.jpg
FULL SIZE

ella 12-23-2004 07:02 AM

And my second entry. :)

http://www.xlayers.com/gfy/na2.jpg
FULL SIZE

StUpiDdeSignZ 12-23-2004 07:40 AM

Bump for this awesome contest! :food-smil

scrm 12-23-2004 01:05 PM

another bump :) we all waitin' for results..

Fatalspeed 12-23-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrm
another bump :) we all waitin' for results..

I think allie and jake will pick 10 galleries and put them up in a new thread were people can vote, tho I might be wrong.

Sarma 12-23-2004 02:14 PM

can't wait for the winner announce :)

Fatalspeed 12-24-2004 04:05 AM

bump :hi

Sarma 12-25-2004 02:27 AM

here's a little BUMP :)

Platinumpimp 12-25-2004 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

I like it! Good work girl! :smokin

TheMob 12-25-2004 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicylinks

you're a sighwhore. a sigwhore with a gun.


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