Did you Know Jesus was Jewish? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 12-13-2004, 01:21 AM

Bet you didnt know that.

boner 2.0 · 12-13-2004, 01:22 AM

Did you know that Jew Cash was banned? :columbo

xNetworx · 12-13-2004, 01:22 AM

Yes... Hollla!

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 01:23 AM

did you know most lesbians dont like having sex with men?

Juicy D. Links · 12-13-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
did you know most lesbians dont like having sex with men?

Paraskass · 12-13-2004, 01:24 AM

yeah, but jews, arabs..

they all look the same.

iFliPcEss · 12-13-2004, 01:25 AM

I do know that he is a jewish

theology 101

Holly · 12-13-2004, 01:27 AM

Yea Jewish!!

burntout21 · 12-13-2004, 01:28 AM

yep he was a rebel jew

Gunni · 12-13-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Bet you didnt know that.

Yes, I knew that,
but did you know Jesus was Asian?

Goonx · 12-13-2004, 01:57 AM

a jeeew?? eeew!

Warden · 12-13-2004, 01:58 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
Yes, I knew that,
but did you know Jesus was Asian?

So lets get this straight. Jesus is a Black Asian Jewish man who was handy with a hammer? Wow I see tons of ethnic jokes here

Now I'm confused, Somebody said he used to wear a green suit too until Coke change it to red. Jesus is just so multi cultural it's just amazing. Next somebodies gonna tell me he was gay too! Jesus is the Original PC religious icon!

kowntafit · 12-13-2004, 01:59 AM

Yeah, and apparetly the Jewish people didn't like him.

maxdaname · 12-13-2004, 03:09 AM

Jesus was Black!

BackToMine · 12-13-2004, 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
yeah, but jews, arabs..

they all look the same.

Jews and Arabs are 'genetic brothers'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/742430.stm
http://www.dangoor.com/73page25.html

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by Warden
Next somebodies gonna tell me he was gay too!

well... my mom made me go to church every day when i was little and i never heard a single story about jesus getting any chicks..

in fact, all i ever heard about was him and his 12 MALE desciples...

(yeah, so who else is going to hell after this thread?)

Fake Nick · 12-13-2004, 03:27 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
well... my mom made me go to church every day when i was little and i never heard a single story about jesus getting any chicks..

in fact, all i ever heard about was him and his 12 MALE desciples...

(yeah, so who else is going to hell after this thread?)

he dated whores

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
he dated whores

i need to pay closer attention in church i guess

maxdaname · 12-13-2004, 03:31 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
i need to pay closer attention in church i guess

Yeah! He "took care" of the prostitutes remember?

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Yeah! He "took care" of the prostitutes remember?

its all coming together now

uno · 12-13-2004, 04:09 AM

Juicy, don't tell anyone, but I heard from some guy on 8th ave that the pope is catholic.

gxer · 12-13-2004, 04:13 AM

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Originally posted by uno
Juicy, don't tell anyone, but I heard from some guy on 8th ave that the pope is catholic.

wrong sentense, cause pope may be ortodox too.

Violetta · 12-13-2004, 06:57 AM

did you know that Jesus had a son?

It's all in the Da Vinci Code

Pete-KT · 12-13-2004, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
yeah, but jews, arabs..

they all look the same.

Inncorect there buddy

and jews are cheap bastards us arabs arnt..

zvik · 12-13-2004, 07:03 AM

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Originally posted by Pete-KT
Inncorect there buddy and jews are cheap bastards us arabs arnt..

Exactly, that's why almost a billion arabs live in shit and all their governments are loaded with oil money.

Not cheap indeed

maxdaname · 12-13-2004, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by Pete-KT
Inncorect there buddy and jews are cheap bastards us arabs arnt..

Jews = Cheap
Arabs = Crooks

Pete-KT · 12-13-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Jews = Cheap
Arabs = Crooks

are you callin me a crook?

Pete

maxdaname · 12-13-2004, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Pete-KT
are you callin me a crook?

Pete

Yes! Aren't we all?

My dad was born in Egypt...I know...

BackToMine · 12-13-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by zvik
Exactly, that's why almost a billion arabs live in shit and all their governments are loaded with oil money.

So true.

BackToMine · 12-13-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by Pete-KT
Inncorect there buddy and jews are cheap bastards us arabs arnt..

Did you just openly say you're an Arab on GFY?

Fletch XXX · 12-13-2004, 10:24 AM

Doesnt matter because the entire plan of helping the jews with israel exists around bringing them all to the Holy Land so Revelation can tale place.

anyone actually read the ascriptures?

All but 1000 jews will be left alive... before your bastard lord returns and the second coming and battle begins

i watched a documentary on this last night ;()

ironlung · 12-13-2004, 10:26 AM

ill bet ya $1000 i knew he was jewish

Thrawn$ · 12-13-2004, 10:28 AM

so it's only a fight between 2 brothers..

Fake Nick · 12-13-2004, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Doesnt matter because the entire plan of helping the jews with israel exists around bringing them all to the Holy Land so Revelation can tale place.

anyone actually read the ascriptures?

All but 1000 jews will be left alive... before your bastard lord returns and the second coming and battle begins

i watched a documentary on this last night ;()

sounds interesting ,

Goose · 12-13-2004, 10:29 AM

Did you know that Pepsi tastes better than Coke?

NaughtyRob · 12-13-2004, 10:29 AM

Umm. yeah, I knew that.

Fake Nick · 12-13-2004, 10:29 AM

oh yeah Jesus was an INSURGENT !!

in his day the Romans had occupied his land and he fought against the Romans

Fake Nick · 12-13-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Goose
Did you know that Pepsi tastes better than Coke?

pepsi = shampoo taste

coke = just tasty

smack · 12-13-2004, 10:30 AM

That would be why they refer to him as the "King of the Jews"

Fletch XXX · 12-13-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Fake Nick
sounds interesting ,

learned it in catholic school before i was 12.

its all in revelation.

christians believe the only way for christ to come back is for all jews to be returned to holy land.

thus ultimately resulting in the death and extermination of all but 1000 of them.

then jesus can come back.

i always find it funny why jews like christians considering this ultimate plan. saw a short documantary on this just last night.

revelation says the jews will either be converted to christianity or die.

Fletch XXX · 12-13-2004, 10:32 AM

in fact, christians dont even consider jews "jews" they consider them christians

Rev. 7:4-8, some Christians assert that a special group of 144,000 (2) Jews will convert to Christianity at the End of Time. They believe that God will seal these Jews by granting them special protection during the tribulation described in Revelation.

The 144,000 sons of Israel are not Jews, but all Christians on earth who are baptized and thus sealed by God. This teaching of Revelation harmonizes with St. Paul who refers to all believers and the Christian church as the "new Israel" (see Gal. 6:15-16; "Israel of God" means all who trust in Christ, not just Jews; also Rom. 9:6-8; 11:25-26; Gal. 3:29).

Corleone · 12-13-2004, 10:33 AM

yes

I've no prob with that

badmin · 12-13-2004, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Yeah! He "took care" of the prostitutes remember?

Jesus = Pimp ???

beemk · 12-13-2004, 10:41 AM

if he existed that is....

BackToMine · 12-13-2004, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

revelation says the jews will either be converted to christianity or die.

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
in fact, christians dont even consider jews "jews" they consider them christians

True.
Seen a Channel4 documentary with marches done in US by evangelical Christian who support Israel and the Jews against the Arabs, etc.

Rich · 12-13-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by BackToMine
Did you just openly say you're an Arab on GFY?

alert the media.

MetaMan · 12-13-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
if he existed that is....

uh he did exist, the question in not of his existance but if he actually was the son of God, there is records found of his death,

and yes i knew he was jewish i went to a catholic school, here in Calgary the public and Catholic systems are given equal funding, the only diff is we had to take a religion class at one point of the year.

Fletch XXX · 12-13-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
uh he did exist, the question in not of his existance but if he actually was the son of God, there is records found of his death,

records of his death?

hmmm i have books which state otherwise.

my books on the Holy grail and John The Baptist show proof John The Baptist was beheaded but no record of christs death. Historical writes of the time wrote about John The Baptists, but no one mentions a Christ.

record you say? where?

i gotta see

ive studied the life of christ since i was a child, and have read about him and Mary Magdalene probably more than anyone youll ever know, aside from a progfessor of Theology. its a fascination of mine handed down from my mom.

she , like many are convinced Mary Magdalene was a Priestess, (which is proved by her "annointing christs" body with oils etc... any7how off subject, but where this proof of christ?

Fletch XXX · 12-13-2004, 10:54 AM

and if jesus did live.

he was a Palestenian jew. ;)

Almost everyone believes that Jesus walked the land of Palestine in the 1st century CE. Many have never considered the alternative - that Jesus was a mythical being. Most Christians would probably consider such an idea to be blasphemy:

http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcno.htm

tranza · 12-13-2004, 11:34 AM

Who didn't know that????

But one thing I don't know: why was Jewcash banned?

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