Did you Know Jesus was Jewish?

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  • juicylinks
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    • Apr 2001
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    #1

    Did you Know Jesus was Jewish?

    Bet you didnt know that.
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    • Jul 2004
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    #2
    Did you know that Jew Cash was banned? :columbo

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    • xNetworx
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      Yes... Hollla!

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      • Napolean
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        • Nov 2002
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        #4
        did you know most lesbians dont like having sex with men?
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        • juicylinks
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          • Apr 2001
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          #5
          Originally posted by Napolean
          did you know most lesbians dont like having sex with men?

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          • Paraskass
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            • May 2002
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            #6
            yeah, but jews, arabs..

            they all look the same.

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            • iFliPcEss
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              • Dec 2003
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              #7
              I do know that he is a jewish theology 101

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              • Holly
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                • Jun 2003
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                #8
                Yea Jewish!!
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                • burntout21
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                  • Nov 2004
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                  #9
                  yep he was a rebel jew
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                  • Gunni
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                    • Apr 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                    Bet you didnt know that.
                    Yes, I knew that,
                    but did you know Jesus was Asian?

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                    • Goonx
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                      • May 2002
                      • 1048

                      #11
                      a jeeew?? eeew!

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                      • Warden
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                        • Nov 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Gunni
                        Yes, I knew that,
                        but did you know Jesus was Asian?
                        So lets get this straight. Jesus is a Black Asian Jewish man who was handy with a hammer? Wow I see tons of ethnic jokes here

                        Now I'm confused, Somebody said he used to wear a green suit too until Coke change it to red. Jesus is just so multi cultural it's just amazing. Next somebodies gonna tell me he was gay too! Jesus is the Original PC religious icon!
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                        • kowntafit
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                          • Jan 2004
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                          #13
                          Yeah, and apparetly the Jewish people didn't like him.

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                          • maxdaname
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                            • Oct 2003
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                            #14
                            Jesus was Black!


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                            • BackToMine
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                              • Nov 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Paraskass
                              yeah, but jews, arabs..

                              they all look the same.
                              Jews and Arabs are 'genetic brothers'
                              http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/742430.stm
                              http://www.dangoor.com/73page25.html

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                              • Napolean
                                Old school
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 4327

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Warden
                                Next somebodies gonna tell me he was gay too!
                                well... my mom made me go to church every day when i was little and i never heard a single story about jesus getting any chicks..

                                in fact, all i ever heard about was him and his 12 MALE desciples...




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                                • Fake Nick
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                                  • Jul 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Napolean
                                  well... my mom made me go to church every day when i was little and i never heard a single story about jesus getting any chicks..

                                  in fact, all i ever heard about was him and his 12 MALE desciples...




                                  (yeah, so who else is going to hell after this thread?)


                                  he dated whores

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                                  • Napolean
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                                    • Nov 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                    he dated whores
                                    i need to pay closer attention in church i guess
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                                    • maxdaname
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                                      • Oct 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Napolean
                                      i need to pay closer attention in church i guess
                                      Yeah! He "took care" of the prostitutes remember?

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                                      • Napolean
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                                        • Nov 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by maxdaname
                                        Yeah! He "took care" of the prostitutes remember?


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                                        • uno
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                                          #21
                                          Juicy, don't tell anyone, but I heard from some guy on 8th ave that the pope is catholic.
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                                          • gxer
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                                            • Dec 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by uno
                                            Juicy, don't tell anyone, but I heard from some guy on 8th ave that the pope is catholic.
                                            wrong sentense, cause pope may be ortodox too.

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                                            • Violetta
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                                              #23
                                              did you know that Jesus had a son?

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                                              • Pete-KT
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                                                • Oct 2004
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                yeah, but jews, arabs..

                                                they all look the same.
                                                Inncorect there buddy and jews are cheap bastards us arabs arnt..

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                                                • zvik
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                  Inncorect there buddy and jews are cheap bastards us arabs arnt..
                                                  Exactly, that's why almost a billion arabs live in shit and all their governments are loaded with oil money.

                                                  Not cheap indeed

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                                                  • maxdaname
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                    Inncorect there buddy and jews are cheap bastards us arabs arnt..
                                                    Jews = Cheap
                                                    Arabs = Crooks

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                                                    • Pete-KT
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                                                      • Oct 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                      Jews = Cheap
                                                      Arabs = Crooks

                                                      are you callin me a crook?

                                                      Pete

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                                                      • maxdaname
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                                                        • Oct 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                        are you callin me a crook?

                                                        Pete
                                                        Yes! Aren't we all?

                                                        My dad was born in Egypt...I know...

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                                                        • BackToMine
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by zvik
                                                          Exactly, that's why almost a billion arabs live in shit and all their governments are loaded with oil money.
                                                          So true.

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                                                          • BackToMine
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                            Inncorect there buddy and jews are cheap bastards us arabs arnt..
                                                            Did you just openly say you're an Arab on GFY?

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                                                            • Fletch XXX
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                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Doesnt matter because the entire plan of helping the jews with israel exists around bringing them all to the Holy Land so Revelation can tale place.

                                                              anyone actually read the ascriptures?

                                                              All but 1000 jews will be left alive... before your bastard lord returns and the second coming and battle begins

                                                              i watched a documentary on this last night ;()

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                                                              • ironlung
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                                                                #32
                                                                ill bet ya $1000 i knew he was jewish

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                                                                • Thrawn$
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  so it's only a fight between 2 brothers..
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                                                                  • Fake Nick
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                                                                    • Jul 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                    Doesnt matter because the entire plan of helping the jews with israel exists around bringing them all to the Holy Land so Revelation can tale place.

                                                                    anyone actually read the ascriptures?

                                                                    All but 1000 jews will be left alive... before your bastard lord returns and the second coming and battle begins

                                                                    i watched a documentary on this last night ;()


                                                                    sounds interesting ,

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                                                                    • Goose
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Did you know that Pepsi tastes better than Coke?
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                                                                      • NaughtyRob
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Umm. yeah, I knew that.
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                                                                        • Fake Nick
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                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          oh yeah Jesus was an INSURGENT !!


                                                                          in his day the Romans had occupied his land and he fought against the Romans

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                                                                          • Fake Nick
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                                                                            • Jul 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Goose
                                                                            Did you know that Pepsi tastes better than Coke?


                                                                            pepsi = shampoo taste


                                                                            coke = just tasty


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                                                                            • smack
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              That would be why they refer to him as the "King of the Jews"
                                                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                              • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                                                                sounds interesting ,
                                                                                learned it in catholic school before i was 12.

                                                                                its all in revelation.

                                                                                christians believe the only way for christ to come back is for all jews to be returned to holy land.

                                                                                thus ultimately resulting in the death and extermination of all but 1000 of them.

                                                                                then jesus can come back.

                                                                                i always find it funny why jews like christians considering this ultimate plan. saw a short documantary on this just last night.

                                                                                revelation says the jews will either be converted to christianity or die.

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                                                                                • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  in fact, christians dont even consider jews "jews" they consider them christians

                                                                                  Rev. 7:4-8, some Christians assert that a special group of 144,000 (2) Jews will convert to Christianity at the End of Time. They believe that God will seal these Jews by granting them special protection during the tribulation described in Revelation.

                                                                                  The 144,000 sons of Israel are not Jews, but all Christians on earth who are baptized and thus sealed by God. This teaching of Revelation harmonizes with St. Paul who refers to all believers and the Christian church as the "new Israel" (see Gal. 6:15-16; "Israel of God" means all who trust in Christ, not just Jews; also Rom. 9:6-8; 11:25-26; Gal. 3:29).

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                                                                                  • Corleone
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    yes

                                                                                    I've no prob with that

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                                                                                    • badmin
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                                                                                      • Dec 2004
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                                                      Yeah! He "took care" of the prostitutes remember?
                                                                                      Jesus = Pimp ???
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                                                                                      • beemk
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        if he existed that is....
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                                                                                        • BackToMine
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX

                                                                                          revelation says the jews will either be converted to christianity or die.
                                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                          in fact, christians dont even consider jews "jews" they consider them christians
                                                                                          True.
                                                                                          Seen a Channel4 documentary with marches done in US by evangelical Christian who support Israel and the Jews against the Arabs, etc.

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                                                                                          • Rich
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                                                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by BackToMine
                                                                                            Did you just openly say you're an Arab on GFY?
                                                                                            alert the media.

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                                                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                              if he existed that is....
                                                                                              uh he did exist, the question in not of his existance but if he actually was the son of God, there is records found of his death,

                                                                                              and yes i knew he was jewish i went to a catholic school, here in Calgary the public and Catholic systems are given equal funding, the only diff is we had to take a religion class at one point of the year.

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                                                                                              • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                uh he did exist, the question in not of his existance but if he actually was the son of God, there is records found of his death,
                                                                                                records of his death?

                                                                                                hmmm i have books which state otherwise.

                                                                                                my books on the Holy grail and John The Baptist show proof John The Baptist was beheaded but no record of christs death. Historical writes of the time wrote about John The Baptists, but no one mentions a Christ.

                                                                                                record you say? where?

                                                                                                i gotta see

                                                                                                ive studied the life of christ since i was a child, and have read about him and Mary Magdalene probably more than anyone youll ever know, aside from a progfessor of Theology. its a fascination of mine handed down from my mom.

                                                                                                she , like many are convinced Mary Magdalene was a Priestess, (which is proved by her "annointing christs" body with oils etc... any7how off subject, but where this proof of christ?

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                                                                                                • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  and if jesus did live.

                                                                                                  he was a Palestenian jew. ;)

                                                                                                  Almost everyone believes that Jesus walked the land of Palestine in the 1st century CE. Many have never considered the alternative - that Jesus was a mythical being. Most Christians would probably consider such an idea to be blasphemy:

                                                                                                  http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcno.htm

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                                                                                                  • tranza
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Who didn't know that????

                                                                                                    But one thing I don't know: why was Jewcash banned?
                                                                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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