Would you sign a paper selling your soul? - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 12-13-2004, 01:28 AM

here's the question - would you sign a contract selling your soul for all eternity?

for whatever amount of money you needed, a million, ten million, hundred million - no limit.

would you sell it and sign the contract on a piece of paper kept by the person buying your soul?

boner 2.0 · 12-13-2004, 01:29 AM

idiot?

SleazyDream · 12-13-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by boner 2.0
idiot?

concept was a little much for you to grasp?

SykkBoy · 12-13-2004, 01:30 AM

not again......

KRL · 12-13-2004, 01:30 AM

Great movie.

SleazyDream · 12-13-2004, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Great movie.

answer the question

Libertine · 12-13-2004, 01:31 AM

Probably... depends on whether or not I disliked the person buying enough to take their money in exchange for nothing

asuna · 12-13-2004, 01:31 AM

I don't believe you can sell your soul onto a peice of paper, buti if someone wants to offer me a nice amount of cash and they think they own my soul, no problem!

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 01:31 AM

you buyin?

SleazyDream · 12-13-2004, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
you buyin?

i'll buy for $10

burntout21 · 12-13-2004, 01:33 AM

yea i would but i already sold my soul a long time ago

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i'll buy for $10

sold, payment options? and do you have a fax? or prefer postal mail?

KRL · 12-13-2004, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
answer the question

No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

SmutGiant · 12-13-2004, 01:35 AM

for only one mil. you can own SmutGiant's soul and his GFY nick

psyko514 · 12-13-2004, 01:35 AM

i wouldn't do it for a few hundred or a few thousand... cause you just never know. but when you talk about tens and hundreds of millions, that's a different story.

if i sold my soul for a few hundred million, i'd go out and buy a few cheaper souls, just in case.

Jakke PNG · 12-13-2004, 01:36 AM

Depends on my personal situation.
Now I wouldn't, just to be sure. lol.
I don't need more money. Not with a risk like that.

I don't believe in heaven and hell, but I like to play it safe. lol. I'll probably pray at my deathbed as well just to make sure, even though I don't think it makes any difference

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

im such a sellout... i sold mine for $10 and didnt even ask for any higher bidders

Major (Tom) · 12-13-2004, 01:37 AM

Who am I selling it too?
I don't believe in a soul so it would be like selling you the brooklynn bridge i guess. However, if the person buying it was super natural then I would reconsider. But if it's just some tool with a million dollars or so, yea i'd sell.

Duke

SleazyDream · 12-13-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

please don't ever sell your soul - you'd fuck up the food chain

SleazyDream · 12-13-2004, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
Who am I selling it too?
I don't believe in a soul so it would be like selling you the brooklynn bridge i guess. However, if the person buying it was super natural then I would reconsider. But if it's just some tool with a million dollars or so, yea i'd sell.

Duke

how would you know?

kowntafit · 12-13-2004, 01:47 AM

Yeah, make an offer and I'll concider.

The_Oracle_Porn · 12-13-2004, 01:47 AM

Can I lease it over 30 years and get it back ?

FreeFastHost · 12-13-2004, 01:58 AM

I don't really believe in souls so I'd sell mine if I NEEDED the money.

As of right now I'm not poor, so I'd keep it just incase.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-13-2004, 01:59 AM

Its really not a big deal...

S P A N N O W · 12-13-2004, 02:00 AM

Uummmmm no.

Holly · 12-13-2004, 02:05 AM

no no no

mrthumbs · 12-13-2004, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

And for men.com to meet its expectations

cj_purve · 12-13-2004, 02:07 AM

not since that episode of the simpsons where bart sold his soul to milhouse - i'd be too scared.

KRL · 12-13-2004, 02:08 AM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
And for men.com to meet its expectations

Congrats, you've been added to the clueless list.

brand0n · 12-13-2004, 02:09 AM

id have to say no

mastermikex · 12-13-2004, 02:10 AM

wonder how much a soul would get on ebay...

Nicky · 12-13-2004, 02:12 AM

Id sell it if someone was dumb enough to offer me several millions for it, as long as he is not gay and when we both are in hell he thinks he owns me and wants to make me his bitch......

sean416 · 12-13-2004, 02:15 AM

I'd sell mine for anything, let alone ten million. I dont understand how people in these modern days still beleive in that supersticious crap.

OzMan · 12-13-2004, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

You forgot equal rights for gay whales.

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 02:18 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...22316 12&rd=1

Doctor Dre · 12-13-2004, 02:21 AM

For couple mills I'd take the chance

Napolean · 12-13-2004, 02:30 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...621154 4&rd=1

sweet, this one comes with a free lawyer

$5 submissions · 12-13-2004, 02:42 AM

I know this is a humorous thread, but here's a semi-serious response anyway:

That contract would probably be voided by a judge based on the following legal principles:

Unconscionability--procedural and substantive

Void due to Public Policy reasons

If you can't use the substantive law above, try a JURISDICTION defense

(NOTE: If the Devil loses on substantive grounds, he can always amend his complaint for breach of contract into a PROMISSORY ESTOPPEL action--ie., he detrimentally relied on your promise to give him your soul)

If you live on earth and the Devil is trying to enforce the contract in Hell, unless there's a reciprocity treaty between Hell and earth, the Devil can't file an action against you in hell cuz hell doesn't have personal jurisdiction over you.

Of course, like any lawsuit, you can also attack based on EVIDENCE (or lack thereof). Were there any witnesses? Was there forgery involved? Are the documents authenticated?

You can also ask for a summary judgment by claiming there's not enough facts to sustain the cause of action (lawsuit).

$5 Submissions

iFliPcEss · 12-13-2004, 05:03 AM

no, i will never sign any paper stating i am selling my soul I owe it only one person, and that is GOD

BVF · 12-13-2004, 05:09 AM

I would only sell my soul if I was guaranteed everlasting life.

Then I wouldn't have to pay up.

evanmorgan · 12-13-2004, 06:06 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
No, I would only sell my soul to have world peace and protection for all the children and animals on earth.

thanks miss america....

some_idiot · 12-13-2004, 06:13 AM

Isn't that just a marriage license?

We know what happens with them...

Dalai lama · 12-13-2004, 06:13 AM

AnaNicole · 12-13-2004, 06:19 AM

No way!!!!

kenny · 12-13-2004, 06:25 AM

no limit transaction

I'd sell it

WebTitan · 12-13-2004, 06:32 AM

sure i would, not a big believer in the whole heaven/hell thing so i have nothing to lose ;)

PHPdude · 12-13-2004, 06:33 AM

yeh i think its just getting married to but when u get married you dont get any money you just get hassales as i have heard.

Yngwie · 12-13-2004, 06:36 AM

mine's up for sale for 1 billion.. any takers? haha

Rinaldo · 12-13-2004, 06:41 AM

If you were buying Sleazy... for sure

chodadog · 12-13-2004, 06:44 AM

For sure. I'd just promise St Peter a 50% cut at the pearly gates. I'd be in like Flynn. But honestly, if someone was stupid enough to offer me a ridiculous sum of money for a meaningless contract, i think god would send me to hell for not taking that fool's money.

12-13-2004, 01:28 AM	#1
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12-13-2004, 01:31 AM	#7
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12-13-2004, 01:31 AM	#8
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	I don't believe you can sell your soul onto a peice of paper, buti if someone wants to offer me a nice amount of cash and they think they own my soul, no problem! __________________

12-13-2004, 01:29 AM	#2
boner 2.0 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 10,970	idiot?

12-13-2004, 01:31 AM	#9
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12-13-2004, 01:33 AM	#11
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12-13-2004, 01:35 AM	#14
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12-13-2004, 01:35 AM	#15
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12-13-2004, 01:36 AM	#16
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Depends on my personal situation. Now I wouldn't, just to be sure. lol. I don't need more money. Not with a risk like that. I don't believe in heaven and hell, but I like to play it safe. lol. I'll probably pray at my deathbed as well just to make sure, even though I don't think it makes any difference __________________ ..and I'm off.

12-13-2004, 01:37 AM	#18
Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,548	Who am I selling it too? I don't believe in a soul so it would be like selling you the brooklynn bridge i guess. However, if the person buying it was super natural then I would reconsider. But if it's just some tool with a million dollars or so, yea i'd sell. Duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

12-13-2004, 01:47 AM	#21
kowntafit Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 4,667	Yeah, make an offer and I'll concider. __________________ This is where my next million is coming from!

12-13-2004, 01:47 AM	#22
The_Oracle_Porn So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 563	Can I lease it over 30 years and get it back ?

12-13-2004, 01:58 AM	#23
FreeFastHost Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,588	I don't really believe in souls so I'd sell mine if I NEEDED the money. As of right now I'm not poor, so I'd keep it just incase.

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S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,941	Uummmmm no. __________________ Ambush

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12-13-2004, 02:07 AM	#28
cj_purve Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,065	not since that episode of the simpsons where bart sold his soul to milhouse - i'd be too scared.

12-13-2004, 02:09 AM	#30
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	id have to say no __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

12-13-2004, 02:10 AM	#31
mastermikex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 301	wonder how much a soul would get on ebay...

12-13-2004, 02:12 AM	#32
Nicky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Id sell it if someone was dumb enough to offer me several millions for it, as long as he is not gay and when we both are in hell he thinks he owns me and wants to make me his bitch...... __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

12-13-2004, 02:15 AM	#33
sean416 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,633	I'd sell mine for anything, let alone ten million. I dont understand how people in these modern days still beleive in that supersticious crap. __________________ ServerProvider.com

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12-13-2004, 02:42 AM	#38
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	I know this is a humorous thread, but here's a semi-serious response anyway: That contract would probably be voided by a judge based on the following legal principles: Unconscionability--procedural and substantive Void due to Public Policy reasons If you can't use the substantive law above, try a JURISDICTION defense (NOTE: If the Devil loses on substantive grounds, he can always amend his complaint for breach of contract into a PROMISSORY ESTOPPEL action--ie., he detrimentally relied on your promise to give him your soul) If you live on earth and the Devil is trying to enforce the contract in Hell, unless there's a reciprocity treaty between Hell and earth, the Devil can't file an action against you in hell cuz hell doesn't have personal jurisdiction over you. Of course, like any lawsuit, you can also attack based on EVIDENCE (or lack thereof). Were there any witnesses? Was there forgery involved? Are the documents authenticated? You can also ask for a summary judgment by claiming there's not enough facts to sustain the cause of action (lawsuit). $5 Submissions __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

12-13-2004, 05:03 AM	#39
iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	no, i will never sign any paper stating i am selling my soul I owe it only one person, and that is GOD

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12-13-2004, 06:13 AM	#42
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12-13-2004, 06:25 AM	#45
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	no limit transaction I'd sell it __________________ 7

12-13-2004, 06:32 AM	#46
WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	sure i would, not a big believer in the whole heaven/hell thing so i have nothing to lose ;)

12-13-2004, 06:33 AM	#47
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12-13-2004, 06:36 AM	#48
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