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Libertine · 12-13-2004, 02:23 AM

For Direct Sale: An Actual Human Soul

Inspired by this thread, I am selling my soul.

You heard it right, you could soon be the proud owner of an actual human soul! How cool is that? It's a great topic for conversation at parties, and a fantastic way to impress the chicks!

Plus, your investment can only rise in value... when I'm a Nobel Prize-winning author and philosopher [1], imagine what you could make by selling my soul on EBay!

Anyone wanna bid?

[1] No guarantees whatsoever are given with regards to the actual outcome of my career.

Roald · 12-13-2004, 02:24 AM

Nicky · 12-13-2004, 02:25 AM

three fiddy ?

Marcus Aurelius · 12-13-2004, 02:25 AM

im gonna up the ante. $5.00

Libertine · 12-13-2004, 02:34 AM

(Reserve not met)

mal · 12-13-2004, 02:36 AM

SleazyDream · 12-13-2004, 02:36 AM

reserve?

i thought this was a no reserve auction. quit changing the rules or you forfit your soul.

$10

Libertine · 12-13-2004, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
reserve?

i thought this was a no reserve auction. quit changing the rules or you forfit your soul.

$10

Ofcourse there is a reserve. The act of selling it will take some of my time, and my time is valuable.

SleazyDream · 12-13-2004, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Ofcourse there is a reserve. The act of selling it will take some of my time, and my time is valuable.

you didn't mention a reverse - thus it's breach of contract if you change your mind now and your soul will go straight to hell if you back out.

sean416 · 12-13-2004, 02:42 AM

give us some specs... gender? age? location? etc

2HousePlague · 12-13-2004, 02:44 AM

I don't want your soul. What would I do with it? It's not exactly like buying a stake in your future achievements, is it. I'd also have to take responsibility for you, your "choices" and conceive of all your experiences. Wouldn't I? That's hardly attractive, when most people can't conceive of their own lives -- much less someone else's.

I will, however, SELL YOU an ideal -- as it seems you are without one at the moment.

j-

rj2kix · 12-13-2004, 02:48 AM

one million dollars

iFliPcEss · 12-13-2004, 02:51 AM

installment?

maxdaname · 12-13-2004, 02:52 AM

I'll buy your soul for a donut!

rannor080 · 12-13-2004, 02:54 AM

ows'

Libertine · 12-13-2004, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
you didn't mention a reverse - thus it's breach of contract if you change your mind now and your soul will go straight to hell if you back out.

Breach of contract requires a contract.

Quote:

Originally posted by sean416
give us some specs... gender? age? location? etc

Male, 22, The Netherlands, white, single, straight, university student, knows a lot about php, literature, existentialism, philosophy of mind, political philosophy and movies, likes red wine and candlelit dinners, enjoys romantic strolls on the beach. That enough?

Quote:

Originally posted by 2HousePlague
I don't want your soul. What would I do with it? It's not exactly like buying a stake in your future achievements, is it. I'd also have to take responsibility for you, your "choices" and conceive of all your experiences. Wouldn't I? That's hardly attractive, when most people can't conceive of their own lives -- much less someone else's.

I will, however, SELL YOU an ideal -- as it seems you are without one at the moment.

j-

It's exactly like buying a stake in my future achievements. Just think how much the market value of my soul (with written proof, obviously) will rise when I become famous.

Soul owners have no legal responsibilities whatsoever for the actions of the individuals whose souls they own.

Have ideals, not looking to buy.

Quote:

Originally posted by rj2kix
one million dollars

This offer will be accepted if and when confirmed. Until then, the sale continues.

Quote:

Originally posted by iFliPcEss
installment?

No. Lump sum only, payable by wire or check.

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname
I'll buy your soul for a donut!

Tempting, but no.

wes · 12-13-2004, 03:19 AM

not interested.

qw12er · 12-13-2004, 06:55 AM

Bart Simpsons ?

Sarah_Jayne · 12-13-2004, 07:22 AM

does your record collection come with it?

12-13-2004, 02:23 AM	#1
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12-13-2004, 02:48 AM	#12
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