Who wants to buy my soul?
 

For Direct Sale: An Actual Human Soul

Inspired by this thread, I am selling my soul.


You heard it right, you could soon be the proud owner of an actual human soul! How cool is that? It's a great topic for conversation at parties, and a fantastic way to impress the chicks! :glugglug

Plus, your investment can only rise in value... when I'm a Nobel Prize-winning author and philosopher [1], imagine what you could make by selling my soul on EBay!

Anyone wanna bid? :glugglug

[1] No guarantees whatsoever are given with regards to the actual outcome of my career.

:2 cents:

three fiddy ?

im gonna up the ante. $5.00

(Reserve not met)

:sleep

reserve?

i thought this was a no reserve auction. quit changing the rules or you forfit your soul.


$10

Ofcourse there is a reserve. The act of selling it will take some of my time, and my time is valuable.

you didn't mention a reverse - thus it's breach of contract if you change your mind now and your soul will go straight to hell if you back out.

give us some specs... gender? age? location? etc :Graucho

I don't want your soul. What would I do with it? It's not exactly like buying a stake in your future achievements, is it. I'd also have to take responsibility for you, your "choices" and conceive of all your experiences. Wouldn't I? That's hardly attractive, when most people can't conceive of their own lives -- much less someone else's.

I will, however, SELL YOU an ideal -- as it seems you are without one at the moment.


j-

one million dollars

installment?:2 cents:

I'll buy your soul for a donut!

ows' :upsidedow

Breach of contract requires a contract.

Male, 22, The Netherlands, white, single, straight, university student, knows a lot about php, literature, existentialism, philosophy of mind, political philosophy and movies, likes red wine and candlelit dinners, enjoys romantic strolls on the beach. That enough?

It's exactly like buying a stake in my future achievements. Just think how much the market value of my soul (with written proof, obviously) will rise when I become famous.

Soul owners have no legal responsibilities whatsoever for the actions of the individuals whose souls they own.

Have ideals, not looking to buy.

This offer will be accepted if and when confirmed. Until then, the sale continues.

No. Lump sum only, payable by wire or check.

Tempting, but no.

not interested.

Bart Simpsons ?

does your record collection come with it?