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AaronM · 12-10-2004, 09:54 PM

So I'm out to dinner with some friends. All is well even though we were a bit louder than we should have been....Long story short...

We go outside and there is a brand new Book of Mormon on my windshield.

Not a pamphlet....

Not a brochure....

No...The entire fucking Book of Mormon.

For some reason, I think it's a message.

It must be time for me to go door to door and offer porn mags to the Mormons of the world. I must open the doors and show the light to these people......If they have credit cards.

pornguy · 12-10-2004, 09:55 PM

They would flip out.

And I hate that shit.

iwantchixx · 12-10-2004, 09:56 PM

mayube it's a sign that god has other plans for you like potographing miracles. i dunno

AaronM · 12-10-2004, 10:03 PM

LOL....My old neighbors just called me and asked if I have ready any good Mormon books lately.

Mystery solved.

Babagirls · 12-10-2004, 10:03 PM

you've never tried sellin porn to the door-to-door mormons before??

its great!! they run away faster than a crackhead from the police.

Spunky · 12-10-2004, 10:08 PM

What does chapter 15 verse 11 read?

keyboard warrior · 12-10-2004, 10:08 PM

Means you better change your ways:

sickkittens · 12-10-2004, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
LOL....My old neighbors just called me and asked if I have ready any good Mormon books lately.

Mystery solved.

So your neighbors like to stalk you?

PHPdude · 12-10-2004, 10:25 PM

Man, thats just left me really speachless.

OG LennyT · 12-10-2004, 11:27 PM

The Mormon cult is full of hypocrisy and lies. My Aunt married into that bullshit and she often explained to my mom about her husband's 'secret' trips to the liquor store or his 'secret' porn stash.

They would run if approached about porn but after dark those mofos are our best customers.

rhon23 · 12-10-2004, 11:43 PM

My dad is a mormon. He always tells me he has a good book for me to read. And I always kindly decline.

TheEbonyFelony · 12-10-2004, 11:53 PM

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Platinumpimp · 12-11-2004, 12:23 AM

I feel your pain, I mean if you wanted to be a mormmon you'd become one right

Maybe their book will brainwash you once and for good

Paul Markham · 12-11-2004, 12:28 AM

The Mormon church is big business. They send missions here to save us all from hell. They think Czechs needs converting to Christanity, there's a church on every corner here and they are full.

Mormons just want to sign you up so they get your money.

cherrylula · 12-11-2004, 12:34 AM

I know a 21 yo mormon girl thats a complete slut and been begging me to help her make a site. I won't do it because she still goes to church every sunday and is totally nuts. But in the last six months she's had sex with 29 people, both male and female.

Mormon girls are scary. But Mormon porn would sell, go for it.

Wiggles · 12-11-2004, 12:52 AM

maybe the valet took your car and hit a mormon and all that was left was the book on the window.

Chelsea Romero · 12-11-2004, 01:48 AM

The Mormons just want to sign you up so they can get some dick! Are you kidding me! I lived in AZ Mesa, and that is all LDS territory, those girls were ALL SLUTS!! They were all popping out babies before the punk rockers(THE BAD PEOPLE) And they all have families like my latina side... theres tons of them before the age of 16! Bahahahahha!

Platinumpimp · 12-11-2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
I know a 21 yo mormon girl thats a complete slut and been begging me to help her make a site. I won't do it because she still goes to church every sunday and is totally nuts. But in the last six months she's had sex with 29 people, both male and female.

Mormon girls are scary. But Mormon porn would sell, go for it.

Get her that site. You won't do it cuz she still goes to church, yet she fucked almost 30 different people?

baddog · 12-11-2004, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
The Mormon church is big business. They send missions here to save us all from hell. They think Czechs needs converting to Christanity, there's a church on every corner here and they are full.

Mormons just want to sign you up so they get your money.

Czechs need to convert to Christianity? Convert from what?

psyko514 · 12-11-2004, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
It must be time for me to go door to door and offer porn mags to the Mormons of the world. I must open the doors and show the light to these people......If they have credit cards.

That's a fucking brilliant idea.

cherrylula · 12-11-2004, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Get her that site. You won't do it cuz she still goes to church, yet she fucked almost 30 different people?

Get her that site...? More like get her the release forms.

Nope its a lawsuit waiting to happen.

LiveDose · 12-11-2004, 02:19 AM

All organized religion is business. That's all.

TheGoldenChild · 12-11-2004, 03:03 AM

yeah Donny and Marie moved in next door.

SomeCreep · 12-11-2004, 03:06 AM

kmanrox · 12-11-2004, 04:02 AM

i bet mormons get alot of ass..

kmanrox · 12-11-2004, 04:03 AM

i fucked a jehovas witness once... she also swallowed... (i swear to God)

Manowar · 12-11-2004, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wiggles
maybe the valet took your car and hit a mormon and all that was left was the book on the window.

if thats the case go back and tip the valet more

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