Man...Fuck this.
So I'm out to dinner with some friends. All is well even though we were a bit louder than we should have been....Long story short...
We go outside and there is a brand new Book of Mormon on my windshield.
Not a pamphlet....
Not a brochure....
No...The entire fucking Book of Mormon.
For some reason, I think it's a message.
It must be time for me to go door to door and offer porn mags to the Mormons of the world. I must open the doors and show the light to these people......If they have credit cards.
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