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12-08-2004, 04:03 AM
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Vrume Mark
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Ok, I Am SERIOUSLY In The Dog House... Need Help!!
Ok, Magnus and I went to a public auction today (my first) to check out what was for sale and see if we can get some cheap deals.
The last thing my fiance said was don't be stupid and spend alot of money. Well lets just say there were some incredible deals and I walked out with like $30,000 worth of furniture, electronics and other awesome stuff (slot machines, blackjack table etc...) The stuff was all delivered after the auction and is currently in my garage. So anyways I KNOW I got some unbelievable deals but the problem is that Sarah won't see it that way. She will just call me a retard and say I got caught up in the action. Anyways now I have to kiss some serious booty tomorrow and make it up to her. One way is to sell some traffic, so if anyone wants some awesome traffic hit me up as that would definetely help. Another way is to make it up to her, so what would you guys suggest I do to make it up to her? And no Magnus double anal is not one of the options! LOL! Thanks, DH |
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12-08-2004, 04:05 AM
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Buy her a male real doll
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12-08-2004, 04:07 AM
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It's pretty sad that your woman has this kind of control on you. But, in all fairness I have been whipped before, so I suggest giving IOU cards for breakfast in bed, massage, etc
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12-08-2004, 04:08 AM
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but that would be funny to spend $5k on a male real doll to make it up to her. |
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12-08-2004, 04:09 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:09 AM
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What are men comin' too when they get into trouble for spending their own money
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12-08-2004, 04:10 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:11 AM
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buy her some flowers and have a card on them that reads "FUCK YOU BITCH"
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12-08-2004, 04:13 AM
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A lot of "You're so beautiful", foot rubs, back massages, sweet kisses, cuddles, dinner by candlelight, and finally the male realdoll.
You'll be good to go in no time. |
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12-08-2004, 04:14 AM
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You spent money on yourself, which is the way she may see it. Pamper her shamelessly, and take her away for a long weekend, if you are that worried.
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12-08-2004, 04:15 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:15 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:18 AM
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Magnus double anal???
haha i just had too. nah seriously girls like flowers, maybe $30K worth of roses? get her a day treatment. All that shit girls like packed into one whole day. where all she has to do is sit back and get pampered. |
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12-08-2004, 04:18 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:18 AM
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buy her a new ironing board at the next auction
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12-08-2004, 04:19 AM
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you read it woman, so stay away from him lol |
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12-08-2004, 04:20 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:20 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:20 AM
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Buy her another X5.
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12-08-2004, 04:22 AM
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We have a heated 6 car garage and the goddamn truck won't fit through the entrances. It's too WIDE!!! I was soooooo pissed! Good thing the Audi fits or I would have turned the garage into a hockey rink. DH |
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12-08-2004, 04:22 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:38 AM
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shes probally anoyed that you didnt spend it on her.
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12-08-2004, 04:40 AM
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12-08-2004, 04:43 AM
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Ouch! I feel your pain, bro! Let me know how you get yourself outta the dog house ..I may need to ask you for advice on this in the future!
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12-08-2004, 04:45 AM
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12-08-2004, 05:02 AM
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A few pics of some of the stuff I bought. Please don't mind the messy garage. ;)
This slot machine might be exactly what I need! LOL! A Miracle, that is why I bought 2 of them! They came off a cruise ship from Japan  Beautiful signed artwork  Blackjack Table, that converts into a roulette/craps table  An amazing armoire I picked up for $450. This puppy is solid oak and brand new.  DH |
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12-08-2004, 05:07 AM
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I dont like junk of clutter.
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12-08-2004, 05:09 AM
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shows up now . weird.
awesome armoire ... Worth a lot more then 400
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12-08-2004, 05:24 AM
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Buy some flowers to sit on the new dining room table with a card, plenty of chapstick becuase your gonna need it.... and maybe a box of chocolates... She will see soon enough that you had good intentions.... ok ok maybe after you get the knife out of your back... LOL
Then again your gonna have to buy all that shit anyways except the Black Jack table and game room shit.
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you should let he use a strapon on you and tape it... she'll feel alot better seeing you in that state.
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dump the bitch you dont need some woman running your life. and if you dont dump her its your own fault!
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12-08-2004, 08:08 AM
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then again all woman hate when you spend money unless it's on them. shes just jealous.
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12-08-2004, 08:12 AM
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Just tell her you thought you heard someone breaking in and when you went to investigate the stuff was there and some fat guy in a red suit flew away in a sleigh
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12-08-2004, 08:14 AM
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In my old days I would say that your woman shouldn't tell you what to do with YOUR money but now I'm older I realize that if you love the woman, fuck it. You can always make more money and you can always hide money that she won't know about and spend it like you want.
Do whatever it takes to make her happy. It's easier in the long run....If you can afford to spend 30k on some bullshit, then I'm sure that money isn't really an issue in your relationship. I'm becoming the Kinder, Gentler BVF.
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Logos and such.
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Anyway what kind of deals you talking about , some good discounts? If so I am hitting you up tonight
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Hey DH, don't listen to these monkeys. The guys who say never apologized are mistaken; apologize for everything, the sun the moon, the clouds blocking or not blocking the sun, the relative worth of the furniture, dinner being late when she gets home from work after a long day. It shouldn?t be a battle, just stop fighting the current and you win.
Love is like drowning, the farther you get from the surface the quieter it gets and the more sense it all makes. Figure that one out and the rest is sooo easy.
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...after all that, where are the f@#ing PICs? I want to see what you bought, yo.
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12-08-2004, 08:24 AM
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hand the credit card to her tell her to buy whatever her heart desires.. if i'm guessing correctly she will spend very little or nothing at all. Then buy her a beautiful bouquet of flowers, get a babysitter and cook her a nice romantic dinner with candles and all.. but you have to actually do it and not hire someone or get takeout. That's what will make it special. She may get upset about the furniture because she didn't get to help pick it out.. so if she's too upset let her have a ball on ebay selling it all off and making more money for you..
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12-08-2004, 08:40 AM
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Ahhh sorry guys my hosting is down with jupiter, that is why the pics are not working. I called the techs and they are working on it now.
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I'd buy traffic from ya but you're hooking up ElvisManson already
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