I Just had the weirdest moment of my life: - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 12-09-2004, 01:30 PM

so im kicking back listening to some Rita Mcneal doing my daily penis pump excersizes when i suddenly get thirsty, so i walk upstairs and to my amazement i had left the front door open and 2 jehovah witness' are standing on my doorstep, so with me penis pump in hand they start to explain jehovah to me.

very very embarassing it was.

Dagwolf · 12-09-2004, 02:20 PM

Oooh, that's classic!

So, I hope you were polite enough to reciprocate by demonstrating how the penis pump works for them?

MetaMan · 12-09-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
Oooh, that's classic!

So, I hope you were polite enough to reciprocate by demonstrating how the penis pump works for them?

jehovah is hung like an elk!

Manowar · 12-09-2004, 02:24 PM

i'd have got them to help out

Indica · 12-09-2004, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
so im kicking back listening to some Rita Mcneal doing my daily penis pump excersizes when i suddenly get thirsty, so i walk upstairs and to my amazement i had left the front door open and 2 jehovah witness' are standing on my doorstep, so with me penis pump in hand they start to explain jehovah to me.

very very embarassing it was.

fuckin classic is right!! that would have completely made my Whole day to see their reaction. lol.

dready · 12-09-2004, 02:27 PM

Wonder what scarred them more.. the penis pump or the Rita MacNeil.

polish_aristocrat · 12-09-2004, 02:29 PM

Ah...so you simply have a small dick.

That's the reason you don't have a girl, and have to get drunk alone, and then you start calling people names on GFY because you think you are somehow superior.

That explains it all

I am glad I read this thread, even though i have you on ignore

StuartD · 12-09-2004, 02:29 PM

I'm not sure which is scarier... the person who comes up with this story or the people who believe it.

MetaMan · 12-09-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Ah...so you simply have a small dick.

That's the reason you don't have a girl, and have to get drunk alone, and then you start calling people names on GFY because you think you are somehow superior.

That explains it all

I am glad I read this thread, even though i have you on ignore

uh this is GFY if you knew me in real life you would laugh at what you just said, but i cant help that u cant see outside the box of GFY.

but yes i am superior to u, thats about all you got right.

Dagwolf · 12-09-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
I'm not sure which is scarier... the person who comes up with this story or the people who believe it.

It could have happened to anyone who uses a penis pump.

And listens to Rita McNeal. (Who's that anyway?)

MetaMan · 12-09-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
I'm not sure which is scarier... the person who comes up with this story or the people who believe it.

its ok polish people have brains smaller than russians i do not blame them!

Fukeneh · 12-09-2004, 02:32 PM

doesnt change the fact that your still a fucking douchebag!

polish_aristocrat · 12-09-2004, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
uh this is GFY if you knew me in real life you would laugh at what you just said, but i cant help that u cant see outside the box of GFY.

but yes i am superior to u, thats about all you got right.

search is down and *************** is slow so i can't post what you said about me ( + baddog ) two weeks ago

ah well

Nanda · 12-09-2004, 03:14 PM

Did they really just stay there preaching? LOL.........

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I Just had the weirdest moment of my life: so im kicking back listening to some Rita Mcneal doing my daily penis pump excersizes when i suddenly get thirsty, so i walk upstairs and to my amazement i had left the front door open and 2 jehovah witness' are standing on my doorstep, so with me penis pump in hand they start to explain jehovah to me. very very embarassing it was.

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polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Ah...so you simply have a small dick. That's the reason you don't have a girl, and have to get drunk alone, and then you start calling people names on GFY because you think you are somehow superior. That explains it all I am glad I read this thread, even though i have you on ignore __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

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