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Giorgio_Xo · 01-05-2005, 07:54 PM

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RK NETMEDIA
Webdate.com Internet Development Manager

Number Date Type Wage

1326724 09/29/04 Full Time-Experienced 60k-140k

Start Openings Location Hours

Immediate 1 Miami Beach, FL 9am-6pm

Company Description
Large Internet company think-tank with several properties in the Alexa top 100. We are constantly thinking of new concepts to develop Internet properties. Most of our properties are based around online communities. We have a corporate infrastructure on the cutting edge of technology. We hold several patents and copyrights associated with our Internet properties and technology. Some of our Internet properties include webdate.com, learnaboutyourslf.com, cellspot.com, sublimedirectory.com, etc. Very laid back young firm in South Beach Miami. Offices are located on 7th and Washington two blocks from the beach. Executive management is all under 30 years of age.
Job Qualifications
Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League.

Computer knowledge is essential. The more technical the better. Engineering and Computer Science majors preferred but not necessary. LAMP Skills. Linux guru.
Job Description
We are looking for a smart and technically proficient individual that will administrate and architect a 100+ server farm. Constantly monitor and administrate various clusters. Check all directories daily for excess logs and lack of disk space. Make sure that all sites are up and running in perfect operating condition. Consult with the executive team on the architecture, functionality, implementation of future clusters for upcoming projects

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Jon2 · 01-05-2005, 07:55 PM

I think BK is hiring too...Also Mc Donalds!

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nick3131 · 01-05-2005, 07:56 PM

NO!!!!!!!! I cant click here to apply. There goes my chance

pornguy · 01-05-2005, 07:58 PM

Job Qualifications
Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League.

I guess that they donr realize that some of the best computer people in the net today learned from books sitting on the toilet.

Nismo · 01-05-2005, 07:59 PM

This is so funny:
Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League.

Nismo · 01-05-2005, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Job Qualifications
Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League.

I guess that they donr realize that some of the best computer people in the net today learned from books sitting on the toilet.

Yup - Or dropped out of college to start/invest in their internet/computer related businesses.

webair · 01-05-2005, 08:08 PM

Giorgio_Xo how's everything man?

are you still in vegas?

Kevsh · 01-05-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giorgio_Xo

Executive management is all under 30 years of age.

Warning sign #1: "executives" and "under 30" should never be used in the same sentence.

Cogitator · 01-05-2005, 08:32 PM

Oh, yeah...and it's $25,000/yr, right?

r3ap3r · 01-05-2005, 08:37 PM

I guess I'm out of the picture. I went to Clown School.

bigdog · 01-05-2005, 08:42 PM

i wonder if they really would pay out 140k for that job

nnweb · 01-05-2005, 09:03 PM

nastydollars - 140k salary? sounds about right.

slapass · 01-05-2005, 09:10 PM

fuck if I knew any of that stuff I would apply. a chance to move to South Beach and work with those guys. wow!

reynold · 01-05-2005, 09:11 PM

iis there anything else?

Spunky · 01-05-2005, 09:13 PM

How about a good janitorial/ custodian position?

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01-05-2005, 07:54 PM	#1
Giorgio_Xo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 4,263	Do you need a job? View all Click Here to Apply's Jobs System Admin - (US-FL-miami beach) Jobcode: 2997119 Email this job to a friend LAMP RK NETMEDIA Webdate.com Internet Development Manager Number Date Type Wage 1326724 09/29/04 Full Time-Experienced 60k-140k Start Openings Location Hours Immediate 1 Miami Beach, FL 9am-6pm Company Description Large Internet company think-tank with several properties in the Alexa top 100. We are constantly thinking of new concepts to develop Internet properties. Most of our properties are based around online communities. We have a corporate infrastructure on the cutting edge of technology. We hold several patents and copyrights associated with our Internet properties and technology. Some of our Internet properties include webdate.com, learnaboutyourslf.com, cellspot.com, sublimedirectory.com, etc. Very laid back young firm in South Beach Miami. Offices are located on 7th and Washington two blocks from the beach. Executive management is all under 30 years of age. Job Qualifications Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League. Computer knowledge is essential. The more technical the better. Engineering and Computer Science majors preferred but not necessary. LAMP Skills. Linux guru. Job Description We are looking for a smart and technically proficient individual that will administrate and architect a 100+ server farm. Constantly monitor and administrate various clusters. Check all directories daily for excess logs and lack of disk space. Make sure that all sites are up and running in perfect operating condition. Consult with the executive team on the architecture, functionality, implementation of future clusters for upcoming projects Click Here to Apply __________________ Make Levees, Not War

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