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Giorgio_Xo 01-05-2005 07:54 PM

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System Admin - (US-FL-miami beach)

Jobcode: 2997119
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LAMP
RK NETMEDIA
Webdate.com Internet Development Manager



Number Date Type Wage

1326724 09/29/04 Full Time-Experienced 60k-140k

Start Openings Location Hours

Immediate 1 Miami Beach, FL 9am-6pm


Company Description
Large Internet company think-tank with several properties in the Alexa top 100. We are constantly thinking of new concepts to develop Internet properties. Most of our properties are based around online communities. We have a corporate infrastructure on the cutting edge of technology. We hold several patents and copyrights associated with our Internet properties and technology. Some of our Internet properties include webdate.com, learnaboutyourslf.com, cellspot.com, sublimedirectory.com, etc. Very laid back young firm in South Beach Miami. Offices are located on 7th and Washington two blocks from the beach. Executive management is all under 30 years of age.
Job Qualifications
Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League.

Computer knowledge is essential. The more technical the better. Engineering and Computer Science majors preferred but not necessary. LAMP Skills. Linux guru.
Job Description
We are looking for a smart and technically proficient individual that will administrate and architect a 100+ server farm. Constantly monitor and administrate various clusters. Check all directories daily for excess logs and lack of disk space. Make sure that all sites are up and running in perfect operating condition. Consult with the executive team on the architecture, functionality, implementation of future clusters for upcoming projects


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Jon2 01-05-2005 07:55 PM

I think BK is hiring too...Also Mc Donalds!

Jon

nick3131 01-05-2005 07:56 PM

NO!!!!!!!! I cant click here to apply. There goes my chance

pornguy 01-05-2005 07:58 PM

Job Qualifications
Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League.


I guess that they donr realize that some of the best computer people in the net today learned from books sitting on the toilet.

Nismo 01-05-2005 07:59 PM

This is so funny:
Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League.

Nismo 01-05-2005 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Job Qualifications
Must have at least a 3.5PA and a 1400 SAT from MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, Ivy League.


I guess that they donr realize that some of the best computer people in the net today learned from books sitting on the toilet.


Yup - Or dropped out of college to start/invest in their internet/computer related businesses.

webair 01-05-2005 08:08 PM

Giorgio_Xo how's everything man?

are you still in vegas?

Kevsh 01-05-2005 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giorgio_Xo
Executive management is all under 30 years of age.

Warning sign #1: "executives" and "under 30" should never be used in the same sentence.

Cogitator 01-05-2005 08:32 PM

Oh, yeah...and it's $25,000/yr, right?

r3ap3r 01-05-2005 08:37 PM

I guess I'm out of the picture. I went to Clown School.

bigdog 01-05-2005 08:42 PM

i wonder if they really would pay out 140k for that job

nnweb 01-05-2005 09:03 PM

nastydollars - 140k salary? sounds about right.

slapass 01-05-2005 09:10 PM

fuck if I knew any of that stuff I would apply. a chance to move to South Beach and work with those guys. wow!

reynold 01-05-2005 09:11 PM

iis there anything else?

Spunky 01-05-2005 09:13 PM

How about a good janitorial/ custodian position?

DesignWise 01-06-2005 05:25 AM

bump for you! good luck...


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