i need a cheap textlink rotation script... - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:04 PM

...for a small tgp. i dont need anything crazy so DO NOT SPAM ME WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.

all i need is a simple script that will randomly rotate textlinks and is easy to install and reliable thank you so much

Ice · 12-08-2004, 05:05 PM

I got half a pop tart you can have

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
I got half a pop tart you can have

you are a tart

masssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssive

Pete · 12-08-2004, 05:05 PM

If you dont get one I'll make one for you.

Ice · 12-08-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
you are a tart

masssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssive

HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
If you dont get one I'll make one for you.

really? i'll definitely let you know in a bit then. thanks bro

Pete · 12-08-2004, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
If you dont get one I'll make one for you.

Wait a second, I dont have a fuckin clue how to make one.

Juicy D. Links · 12-08-2004, 05:07 PM

Izzy has syphllis

Pete · 12-08-2004, 05:08 PM

Izzy, sorry man I can be a dick sometimes.

JSA Matt · 12-08-2004, 05:08 PM

links.txt
Izzy loves the cock, click here to watch!
Izzy is a sex machine, watch him ride the anal anialator!
Izzy and Juicy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

links.php
<?php
$links = file("links.txt");
echo $links[rand(0,count($links))];
?>

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
Wait a second, I dont have a fuckin clue how to make one.

i hate you

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
links.txt
Izzy loves the cock, click here to watch!
Izzy is a sex machine, watch him ride the anal anialator!
Izzy and Juicy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

links.php
<?php
$links = file("links.txt");
echo $links[rand(0,count($links))];
?>

i do not love the cock, i only like it a little bit

Repetitive Monkey · 12-08-2004, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
links.txt
Izzy loves the cock, click here to watch!
Izzy is a sex machine, watch him ride the anal anialator!
Izzy and Juicy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

links.php
<?php
$links = file("links.txt");
echo $links[rand(0,count($links))];
?>

Wrong. Your script has a 1/(number of lines+1) chance of echoing absolutely nothing. You have to decrease count($links) by one.

thewebgarage · 12-08-2004, 05:13 PM

http://www.jmbsoft.com/software/tgpr/

Pete · 12-08-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Wrong. Your script has a 1/(number of lines+1) chance of echoing absolutely nothing. You have to decrease count($links) by one.

I disagree, I think it will echo just fine.

Repetitive Monkey · 12-08-2004, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
I disagree, I think it will echo just fine.

Wrong.

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thewebgarage
http://www.jmbsoft.com/software/tgpr/

thats not bad at all for 85 bucks

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Wrong.

pete's a homooooooooooooooooooo and he gave me blueballs

Pete · 12-08-2004, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
pete's a homooooooooooooooooooo and he gave me blueballs

They arent that blue.

Repetitive Monkey · 12-08-2004, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
pete's a homooooooooooooooooooo and he gave me blueballs

Pete is in fact a confirmed homo.

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
They arent that blue.

ok, they're purple

Pete · 12-08-2004, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Pete is in fact a confirmed homo.

Lycanthrope · 12-08-2004, 05:26 PM

See sig... check out Gallery Admin
Can rotate galleries, links, 404s, just about any thing you want

Wolfy · 12-08-2004, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Wrong. Your script has a 1/(number of lines+1) chance of echoing absolutely nothing. You have to decrease count($links) by one.

So...
<?php
$links = file("links.txt");
echo $links[rand(0,count($links))];
?>

How do you do that?
<?php
$links = file("links.txt");
echo $links[rand(-1,count($links))];
?>

?

JSA Matt · 12-08-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Wrong. Your script has a 1/(number of lines+1) chance of echoing absolutely nothing. You have to decrease count($links) by one.

Assuming the last line is blank (hit enter on line 3 makes line 4 blank), you would be right. Otherwise it will work fine.

xclusive · 12-08-2004, 07:01 PM

http://www.focalmedia.net/htmlrotate.html

hope that helps ya a little man...

Repetitive Monkey · 12-09-2004, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Assuming the last line is blank (hit enter on line 3 makes line 4 blank), you would be right. Otherwise it will work fine.

Wrong again! rand(0,count($links)) will give FOUR possibilities; 0, 1, 2, and 3. And there are only three lines (0, 1, and 2). Is simple counting too complex for you?

rand(0,count($links)-1)

BlueQuartz · 12-09-2004, 02:47 AM

would take no more than two minutes to find this on google

Repetitive Monkey · 12-09-2004, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueQuartz
would take no more than two minutes to find this on google

The script above works, if the fix is considered. But it isn't very efficient.

I should have done this sooner, sorry:

<?
$element[]="blablabla";
$element[]="blablablabla";
$element[]="blablablablabla";
mt_srand((double)microtime()*1000000);
echo $element[mt_rand(0,count($element)-1)];
?>

Repetitive Monkey · 12-09-2004, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Wrong again! rand(0,count($links)) will give FOUR possibilities; 0, 1, 2, and 3. And there are only three lines (0, 1, and 2). Is simple counting too complex for you?

rand(0,count($links)-1)

I am sorry if I appeared a bit pissy, by the way. I was in a hurry and had no time to smoothe over the words.

mortenb · 12-09-2004, 05:33 AM

I can help you with a custom script for some traffic..

ayeronnie · 12-09-2004, 06:28 AM

Older version of phpAdsNew , easy to use and free. Will rotate just about any ad or link.

ronnie

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Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	I got half a pop tart you can have __________________ icq 1904905

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12-08-2004, 05:26 PM	#23
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	See sig... check out Gallery Admin Can rotate galleries, links, 404s, just about any thing you want __________________

12-08-2004, 05:07 PM	#8
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Izzy has syphllis

12-08-2004, 05:08 PM	#10
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	links.txt Izzy loves the cock, click here to watch! Izzy is a sex machine, watch him ride the anal anialator! Izzy and Juicy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G links.php <?php $links = file("links.txt"); echo $links[rand(0,count($links))]; ?>

12-08-2004, 05:13 PM	#14
thewebgarage Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: cali Posts: 1,002	http://www.jmbsoft.com/software/tgpr/

12-08-2004, 07:01 PM	#26
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	http://www.focalmedia.net/htmlrotate.html hope that helps ya a little man... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

12-09-2004, 02:47 AM	#28
BlueQuartz Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 1,971	would take no more than two minutes to find this on google

12-09-2004, 05:33 AM	#31
mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	I can help you with a custom script for some traffic..

12-09-2004, 06:28 AM	#32
ayeronnie Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 64	Older version of phpAdsNew , easy to use and free. Will rotate just about any ad or link. ronnie