i need a cheap textlink rotation script...
 

...for a small tgp. i dont need anything crazy so DO NOT SPAM ME WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.

all i need is a simple script that will randomly rotate textlinks and is easy to install and reliable thank you so much

I got half a pop tart you can have :)

you are a tart

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

masssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssive

If you dont get one I'll make one for you.

HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :glugglug

really? i'll definitely let you know in a bit then. thanks bro

Wait a second, I dont have a fuckin clue how to make one. :1orglaugh

Izzy has syphllis

Izzy, sorry man I can be a dick sometimes. :)

links.txt
Izzy loves the cock, click here to watch!
Izzy is a sex machine, watch him ride the anal anialator!
Izzy and Juicy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

links.php
<?php
$links = file("links.txt");
echo $links[rand(0,count($links))];
?>

:feels-hot :feels-hot :feels-hot

i hate you

:(

i do not love the cock, i only like it a little bit

Wrong. Your script has a 1/(number of lines+1) chance of echoing absolutely nothing. You have to decrease count($links) by one.

I disagree, I think it will echo just fine. :1orglaugh

Wrong.

thats not bad at all for 85 bucks

pete's a homooooooooooooooooooo and he gave me blueballs

They arent that blue.

Pete is in fact a confirmed homo.

:eek7

ok, they're purple

:moon

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Can rotate galleries, links, 404s, just about any thing you want

So...
<?php
$links = file("links.txt");
echo $links[rand(0,count($links))];
?>

How do you do that?
<?php
$links = file("links.txt");
echo $links[rand(-1,count($links))];
?>

?

Assuming the last line is blank (hit enter on line 3 makes line 4 blank), you would be right. Otherwise it will work fine.

http://www.focalmedia.net/htmlrotate.html

hope that helps ya a little man...

Wrong again! rand(0,count($links)) will give FOUR possibilities; 0, 1, 2, and 3. And there are only three lines (0, 1, and 2). Is simple counting too complex for you?

rand(0,count($links)-1)

would take no more than two minutes to find this on google

The script above works, if the fix is considered. But it isn't very efficient.

I should have done this sooner, sorry:

<?
$element[]="blablabla";
$element[]="blablablabla";
$element[]="blablablablabla";
mt_srand((double)microtime()*1000000);
echo $element[mt_rand(0,count($element)-1)];
?>

I am sorry if I appeared a bit pissy, by the way. I was in a hurry and had no time to smoothe over the words.

I can help you with a custom script for some traffic..

Older version of phpAdsNew , easy to use and free. Will rotate just about any ad or link.

ronnie