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mahoney · 12-08-2004, 05:51 PM

Why is "Beaver" Slang for Pussy ?

MrIzzz · 12-08-2004, 05:53 PM

because of the teeth, i hate that

media · 12-08-2004, 05:54 PM

Because its hairy in most cases.

And you like to smack against it like the beaver smacks his tail..

And they are cute.. lol

mahoney · 12-08-2004, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by media
Because its hairy in most cases.

And you like to smack against it like the beaver smacks his tail..

And they are cute.. lol

Ahhh I see ok..makes sense now

BuckLover · 12-08-2004, 06:16 PM

Both are hairy? Well used to be anyway! now they are shaved so we call them C.U.N.T.S

crockett · 12-08-2004, 06:20 PM

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence

Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose

He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick and grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week (and a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."

Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine

NaughtyRob · 12-08-2004, 06:22 PM

Why is Pussy slang for Vagina?

Icon · 12-08-2004, 06:35 PM

Beavers eat wood. period. It's a Canadian Thing

BV · 12-08-2004, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by ContentProducer
Why is Pussy slang for Vagina?

same reason beaver is

BuckLover · 12-08-2004, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
Beavers eat wood. period. It's a Canadian Thing

lol! That must be it! makes perfect sense!

mahoney · 12-08-2004, 09:17 PM

Greg Jacobson · 12-08-2004, 09:18 PM

Have you ever smelled a beaver? They smell just like a pussy.

BuckLover · 12-08-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Greg Jacobson
Have you ever smelled a beaver? They smell just like a pussy.

I think your mistaken with Tuna

escorpio · 12-08-2004, 09:26 PM

It's a furry pelt.

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up with cyclone fence Along came Lou with the old baboon And said "Recognize that smell?" "Smells like seven layers That beaver eats Taco Bell." Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek But the beaver was quick and grabbed him by the kiwis Now he ain't pissed for a week (and a half!) Now Wynona took her big brown beaver And she stuck him up in the air Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair." Now the beaver once slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time She pricked her finger one day and it Occurred to her she might have a porcupine __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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