Why is "Beaver" Slang for Pussy ?
 

Why is "Beaver" Slang for Pussy ?

because of the teeth, i hate that

Because its hairy in most cases.

And you like to smack against it like the beaver smacks his tail..

And they are cute.. lol

Ahhh I see ok..makes sense now :1orglaugh

Both are hairy? Well used to be anyway! now they are shaved so we call them C.U.N.T.S:Graucho

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence

Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose

He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick and grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week (and a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."

Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine

Why is Pussy slang for Vagina?
:Graucho

Beavers eat wood. period. It's a Canadian Thing

same reason beaver is

lol! That must be it! makes perfect sense!:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Have you ever smelled a beaver? They smell just like a pussy.

I think your mistaken with Tuna:Graucho

It's a furry pelt.