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Schwick 12-08-2004 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
i died, was revived while overdosing on morphine... i was then escorted to Detox by police for 3 days.

morphine is BAD.. mmkay?

OK I have to hear this story in detail. Give it up bro.

Manowar 12-08-2004 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
strange days and nights...

http://iusers.com/images/morphine.jpg

that made me cringe :(

polish_aristocrat 12-08-2004 08:50 AM

I never did any drugs....

Bike 12-08-2004 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Morphine is awesome, that is what they gave me when I was getting my wisdom teeth removed. Holy shit I remember the crackling and crunching of my teeth getting removed and all I could think about was holy fuck I feel awesome! LMAO! :thumbsup

DH

LOL

Exactly the same happened to me :)

Tala 12-08-2004 08:56 AM

Trent Reznor was talking about morphine in the song "The Perfect Drug" and when I had surgery last year, I got to spend a day on the drip.

I don't remember much of it, but I do remember feeling very light and very loopy.

Yngwie 12-08-2004 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by PornGeneral
Gave it to me when I was in the ER for gall stones. Ah what a nice feeling. Still have a shit pot full of Hydrocodone they prescribed that I never used.
they gave you morphine for gall stones? Shit! When I had then last year all I got was 2 pills that are meant for something along the lines of a severe heart burn. Had they given me morphine I would have been happier then a pig in shit.

crockett 12-08-2004 09:04 AM

lol yea when I was about 10, I had a major surgery and I was in intensive care for about a week or so on morphine.. Apparently I was so out of it.. I was talking about my best friend .. saying poor "bah bah" poor "bah bah' so they asked me what happened to him. lol I told them a train ran through his house..

Must have been some good shit :1orglaugh

cayne 12-08-2004 09:42 AM

I know a girl, who has stopped taking LSD, because she found out that Morphine has similar "functions".

Drake 12-08-2004 09:44 AM

Never tried it

PeerPatrick 12-08-2004 09:44 AM

opiates are the best drugs in the world until you wake up dead. that's a hoot, sky blue vommit encrusted lips smiling back up at your friends, a great way to punctuate any worthless life.

start with the tar, move to the white, worship satan, you know he's right.:thumbsup

mindoza 12-08-2004 10:20 AM

Morphine..ah what fond memories!!!

I ruptured my large intestine so I was in the hospital for 20 days, then another 20 days having 3/4 of my large intestine removed.

That Morphine button on my IV was my best freind..however after 10 days straight it really messes with your memory. I think I asked the Lady next to me 10 times a day what her name was.

LauraLee 12-08-2004 11:30 AM

When i was 16 i was in a bad car accident and shattered my hip (also got 3 bad bad cuts along with dislocating the hip ta boot). After 5 hours of ex-rays and crap the nurse said i was getting admitted and they could finally administer a pain killer (i had been sitting there since 10:00 p.m. in the worst physical pain i have ever felt). That was when i met my good buddy morphine. I will never forget the shot. She gave it to me in my upper arm and i could feel it burn thru my veins until it hit my heart. One second after that everything bad disappeared. I looked at my mom and dad and told them not to worry cause "I feel so good".
This was before hospitals started using the "drip", which allows for more frequent smaller doses. At this time they just gave you one heaping shot every X amount of hours. I was on morphine shots for 9 days....
I remember thinking to myself that morphine (or heroin for that matter) has got to be the most unbelievable high. I was in the most excruciating pain of my life, and with one shot it not only made the pain go away... it also made me feel GOOD.
Whoa, how good you would feel if you took when you weren't in pain???
Well anyways that was what i was thinking when i was at home resting and trying to reflect back on those 9 interesting days.
I was told that morphine is the closest derivative of heroin. Let's just say, i can see how so many get addicted.

quiet 12-08-2004 01:14 PM

:glugglug


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