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12-07-2004, 08:18 PM
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Hooker wins lottery!
Prostitute Wins Lottery - and Gives Sex for Free
Hooker with a heart Jenny Jugs won a $100 million lottery jackpot and now gives sex away for free. "I love my work, but don't need the money anymore, so it makes sense," says Jugs, a 28-year-old streetwalker from Vancouver, Canada. "Giving men pleasure is all I ever wanted to do since I was 12 years old. I never wanted fancy jewelry or yachts or tea parties with boring rich people. "Sometimes I'd have to pinch myself because I was living my dream and getting paid to do something I'd do for free if I could. Now I can." On the fateful day, Jugs was standing on her usual corner, just outside a delicatessen. "Something told me to go in and buy a ticket," she says. "I used all my girlfriends' birthdays for numbers." A few days later, the deli owner posted the winning numbers, and Jugs rushed inside to show him her ticket. "I was so excited!" she says. "Everyone said now I could travel, buy expensive clothing, live in a mansion. But I'm already happier than 99 percent of people on earth. That's when I came up with a solution. I'd just keep my job, but do it for nothing. Smart huh?" http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61244 |
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12-07-2004, 08:20 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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BULLLLLSHITTTTTTT
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12-07-2004, 08:22 PM
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And she's hot! I can't wait to see her pleasure batboy. He needs a good lay.
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12-07-2004, 08:23 PM
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So Fucking What
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I hope to god you know that paper isn't real
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12-07-2004, 08:24 PM
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12-07-2004, 08:25 PM
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I need a beer
 
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12-07-2004, 08:27 PM
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weeklyworldnews is fake idiot.
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12-07-2004, 08:29 PM
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Story doesn't sound real and she doesn't look hot.
NinjaSteve - in Poland you will see what hot chicks look like 
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12-07-2004, 08:31 PM
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Once of the cover of Weekly World News they featured the First Bigfoot Hooker...
 That was one hairy BIATCH.
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12-07-2004, 08:37 PM
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Good for her
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12-07-2004, 08:38 PM
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lol...*sigh*...
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12-07-2004, 08:40 PM
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And I was taken for a moment ...
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12-07-2004, 08:44 PM
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First African GFY Member
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I was going say, i spent my whole life playing lottos and she wins?
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12-07-2004, 08:51 PM
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1- This is Weekly World News.
2- No Canadian Lottery has a $100 million jackpot 3- Imagine if that where fucking true. Imagine the 15 mile line up of guys. She would be banged more than a $2 Thai hooker and would end up with a Grand-Canyon-like gap for pussy.
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12-07-2004, 09:20 PM
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I never said it was true, I just found it funny. Tah Tah
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12-07-2004, 09:22 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Blah false alarm, back to the main forum
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12-07-2004, 09:26 PM
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what an ugly broad
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12-07-2004, 09:31 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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My new favorite website.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61660 Bedroom Secret Revealed: DONALD RUMSFELD SLEEPS WITH GI JOE DOLL I knew it! |
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12-07-2004, 09:34 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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12-07-2004, 09:35 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Does the brown bag come in the free package? I hope. You get want you pay for, in that case its free, but...
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