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Old 12-07-2004, 08:18 PM  
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Hooker wins lottery!

Prostitute Wins Lottery - and Gives Sex for Free

Hooker with a heart Jenny Jugs won a $100 million lottery jackpot and now gives sex away for free.

"I love my work, but don't need the money anymore, so it makes sense," says Jugs, a 28-year-old streetwalker from Vancouver, Canada.

"Giving men pleasure is all I ever wanted to do since I was 12 years old. I never wanted fancy jewelry or yachts or tea parties with boring rich people.

"Sometimes I'd have to pinch myself because I was living my dream and getting paid to do something I'd do for free if I could. Now I can."

On the fateful day, Jugs was standing on her usual corner, just outside a delicatessen.

"Something told me to go in and buy a ticket," she says. "I used all my girlfriends' birthdays for numbers."

A few days later, the deli owner posted the winning numbers, and Jugs rushed inside to show him her ticket.

"I was so excited!" she says. "Everyone said now I could travel, buy expensive clothing, live in a mansion. But I'm already happier than 99 percent of people on earth. That's when I came up with a solution. I'd just keep my job, but do it for nothing. Smart huh?"

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61244
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